# GaWd's Birthday!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 10, 2000, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810 "2000-08-10T07:05:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/1 "2000-08-10T07:05:33Z")
Attention Dopers! It is now GaWd’s Birthday! That’s right, his birthday ain’t on Christmas, it’s on August 10th. Wish him a Happy Birthday, why dontcha? So, how old is GaWd today? ---
**Author:** ![Baglady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Baglady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baglady)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/2 "2000-08-10T07:08:14Z")
Somersaults and happy hops to ya, GaWd!! Happy Birthday!!! ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/3 "2000-08-10T07:17:47Z")
GaWd! You dirty old man! You’re _how_ old today? I brought you your favorite cake… a big carrot cake, all decorated up purty for you, too. The kegs are in the semi pulling up behind me. I know it’s your birthday, but I think you might not mind lending a hand for all-you-can-drink beer… Later, I’ll put on that leather hooker outfit, and do ice carving with a chainsaw, for the evening’s entertainment. Maybe after that, I’ll make up a batch of warm caramel sauce… ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/4 "2000-08-10T07:19:05Z")
Oh, and if I forgot… Have a wonderful birthday, and many, many, many more like them to come. ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/5 "2000-08-10T07:23:35Z")
Freak Boy, thanks for the thread…I’m an old, crotchety, worn-out, downtrodden 24 and 15 minutes old! Baglady, I missed the demonstration of your grace and flexibility at the BBQ! 🙂 Awww Java…you know just how to make a guy feel 🙂 /me is fantasizing about leather and ice-statues and a woman with a chainsaw, and a donkey…wait, how’d that get in here??? Bah! Happy birthday to me! Thank you guys! -Sam ---
**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/6 "2000-08-10T07:25:54Z")
Happy birthday, Gawd! and now I can honestly say I’m older than Gawd… ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/7 "2000-08-10T07:28:20Z")
You can get you a hooker outfit right [here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=33927) But wouldn’t you prefer a dominatrix cat suit? Oh BTW GaWd, I got you a Squicking Set for your birthday, I’m sure you’ll be able to make good use of it in the pit. Now where’s that beer? I’ve got a drunk in my stomach who needs a refill. ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/8 "2000-08-10T07:29:16Z")
G-dude: hey congrats, never thought you’d make it to that age. 😃 ALL of 24, eh? :wally ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/9 "2000-08-10T07:29:31Z")
Oh yeah, I can get you that donkey too! We’re gonna have a REAL party! ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/10 "2000-08-10T07:48:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FreakFreely \* > \*\*Oh yeah, I can get you that donkey too! We’re gonna have a REAL party! \*\* Only $19.95? Wow, a free squicking Set!? My very own? \ I think I’ll just give it to you for your birthday next year… Daniel, Dave…thank you for your wonderful Birthday wishes! Anymore age comments, and I’ll smite you all! 😃 -Sam ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/11 "2000-08-10T07:58:26Z")
Happy Birthday Gawd. Hmmm, I never thought I’d actually say that. Now I get to say it every year. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/12 "2000-08-10T07:59:59Z")
Grattis på födelsedagen(Happy birthday) **GaWd**! Just for you I where this today.😉 [http://www.finunder.se/prod\_img/tr13901.jpg](http://www.finunder.se/prod_img/tr13901.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/13 "2000-08-10T08:03:40Z")
Bon anniversaire, GaWd!! ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/14 "2000-08-10T08:05:06Z")
> [@](#): > > Only $19.95? Actually, because of the occasion, you’ll get it at a low low one time price of ZERO!!! Of course, the shipping and handling is going to run you about 39.90. ---
**Author:** ![Bluemonchichi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@Bluemonchichi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluemonchichi)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/15 "2000-08-10T08:20:06Z")
Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear GaWd…happy birthday to you. :::looking around::: Why is everyone staring at me. It was only a little off key. 😃 Happy Birthday anyway, and I promise not to sing again. ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/16 "2000-08-10T08:26:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FreakFreely \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Only $19.95? > > Actually, because of the occasion, you’ll get it at a low low one time price of ZERO!!! Of course, the shipping and handling is going to run you about 39.90. \*\* Freak, are you gonna ride that thing out to me for $39.90 in shipping, or what? Thank you Anniz…what would a birthday be without a touch of soft-porn? 😃 And Audrey, thanks for my French Happy B-day… And Blue Monchichi…that is _so_ American, off-key and everything! 🙂 -Sam ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/17 "2000-08-10T09:53:28Z")
Happy Birthday! Way to go! You made it! Good going! Have a great day–enjoy it! (Like you wouldn’t!) Oh, and congrats to MaWm, also! ---
**Author:** ![SmoothOperator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/18 "2000-08-10T09:53:52Z")
Happy birthday GaWd. I hope that you have a great one. ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/19 "2000-08-10T10:52:01Z")
Happy Birthday GaWd !! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/20 "2000-08-10T10:54:51Z")
Does this mean I get presents, too? Just like on little Baby Jesus’s birthday? Woo Hoo. **Happy Birthday Gawd!** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810.md?page=2)