# GaWd's Birthday!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 10, 2000, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810 "2000-08-10T07:05:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/21 "2000-08-10T11:04:42Z")
Presents for all!(just don’t ask me to squeeze into a chimney, allright? :)) You guys all rock! THank you for all the birthday wishes 🙂 No, the sooner I get off of work, and prepare for my day of drinking and debauchery…the better I’ll be.😃 -Sam ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/22 "2000-08-10T11:30:51Z")
Oh, my God, I’m older that GaWd, too! Have a happy one, GaWd. ---
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/23 "2000-08-10T12:42:36Z")
Happy birthday, bloke! ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/24 "2000-08-10T12:48:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mattk \* > \*\*Happy birthday, bloke! \*\* Thanks so much, Mate! -Sam ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/25 "2000-08-10T12:54:45Z")
Happy Birthday Sam!! Will Rick James be playing at the party? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/26 "2000-08-10T12:59:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JohnLarrigan \* > \*\*Happy Birthday Sam!! > > Will Rick James be playing at the party? 😉 \*\* John, the jail term has kinda split Rick and I apart. We were like brothers once ::Sniff, sniff:: and now it’s all over with(Now that he’s gone, who smokes all the coke?). If it’s any consolation, Seadiver will be channeling Rick while VogueVixen plays an old “Superfreak” 75. 😃 -Sam ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/27 "2000-08-10T13:03:29Z")
Have a great day and make sure you celebrate as only Gawd would do!!! ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/28 "2000-08-10T13:08:48Z")
Happy Birthday! I don’t do those birthday spankings…how about 24 kisses? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/29 "2000-08-10T13:09:21Z")
The Universe suddenly makes so much more sense. I woke up this morning to: a baby who had shat all over himself, his crib, and his floor; food left out from dinner last night (including prep food, which had to be thrown away); no dishes done last night and dinner dishes still all over the table; dishes and paraphenalia left out on my desk all night; a huge cigarette burn on my surge suppressor; and we’re almost out of milk. This all makes complete sense now that I know two things about the Creator of the Universe: 1. He’s a Leo 2. He’s only 24 years old. Happy birthday anyhow, GaWd…you complete bastard. ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/30 "2000-08-10T13:16:24Z")
C-Sue, thank you, I’m gonna party this afternoon, and we’ll see just how _old_ I really am! Michi, anytime honey…but seeing as I don’t make it to Florida very often(Now that you know the creator is only 24, and not of retirement age yet), we might have to have some cyber action here 😃 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > \*\*The Universe suddenly makes so much more sense. > > I woke up this morning to: a baby who had shat all over himself, his crib, and his floor; food left out from dinner last night (including prep food, which had to be thrown away); no dishes done last night and dinner dishes still all over the table; dishes and paraphenalia left out on my desk all night; a huge cigarette burn on my surge suppressor; and we’re almost out of milk. > > This all makes complete sense now that I know two things about the Creator of the Universe: > > 1. He’s a Leo > 2. He’s only 24 years old. > > Happy birthday anyhow, GaWd…you complete bastard. \*\* Hamadryad…What can I say? As creator of the universe, it’s my duty to ensure that you’re the best mom possible 🙂 And, it’s 24 years old, but it’s really chinese years multiplied by the Hebrew years… -Sam ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/31 "2000-08-10T13:16:32Z")
Happy Birthday **GaWd**! ---
**Author:** ![h\_thur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/db5fbb/32.png) [@h\_thur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h_thur)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/32 "2000-08-10T13:35:20Z")
**Happy Birthday!** ---
**Author:** ![eyor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@eyor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyor)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/33 "2000-08-10T21:27:35Z")
Hi everyone! happy b-day gawd. I was getting kind of lonely in my own bday thread when someone invited me over here! well, today is my day also, august 10, can I join the party?! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/34 "2000-08-10T21:30:45Z")
Happy Birthday GaWd!!! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/35 "2000-08-10T21:33:27Z")
Congratulations GaWd! What’s the deal, 1 squicking for each year? ---
**Author:** ![eyor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@eyor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyor)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/36 "2000-08-10T22:23:57Z")
hmmm…it appears mister GaWd is of higher priority than poor eyor…well, um, I made cake! And I have beer! no, I have vodka! c’mon, lets celebrate. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/37 "2000-08-10T23:35:32Z")
Happy Birthday, Sam. Here’s hoping for a great day and many more years to come. -Sarah ---
**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/38 "2000-08-10T23:46:36Z")
Happy Birthday GaWd. Wear your fancy outfits for today, so you can dance Birthday dances and spin birthday tales and eat birthday food and drink birthday food. Happy Birthday GaWd! spin spin spin Its your birthday. pat ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/39 "2000-08-11T00:09:24Z")
I for one always knew the creator was a fellow leo. And no, all gibes from you non-leos will not change the fact that we’re inherently cool and talented. Hey I’ve got GaWD on MY side. Happy birthday Sam. Hope you had a goo one mate. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810/40 "2000-08-11T01:30:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dpr \* > **I for one always knew the creator was a fellow leo. And no, all gibes from you non-leos will not change the fact that we’re inherently cool and talented.** Hear, hear! Hail Leos! > [@](#): > > \*\*Hope you had a goo one mate. \*\* enilorac, look! Someone else who says “goo”!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gawds-birthday/28810.md?page=3)