# Gay Dopers: Who would you go straight for?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-dopers-who-would-you-go-straight-for/177292>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 24, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-dopers-who-would-you-go-straight-for/177292 "2003-05-24T21:33:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-dopers-who-would-you-go-straight-for/177292/21 "2003-05-25T19:07:00Z")

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Legolas. But not Orlando Bloom.

There just aren’t that many guys who I wouldn’t kick out of bed for eating crackers…

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**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-dopers-who-would-you-go-straight-for/177292/22 "2003-05-26T01:39:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> \*\*Now you’ve gone and done it again, y’all.
> 
> “Straight dopers: who would you go gay for?”
> 
> “Gay dopers: who would you go straight for?”
> 
> Sigh. Always the forgotten in-between.
> 
> No, no, don’t mind me, I’ll just be over in this corner enjoying my psychic orgasms.
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> [sub]Don’t even GET them. **Ruffian** stole all of mine.[/sub] \*\*

Just do what I did and post to both. That’ll teach 'em.

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**Author:** ![Ooner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c67d28/32.png) [@Ooner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ooner)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-dopers-who-would-you-go-straight-for/177292/23 "2003-05-26T06:46:47Z")

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Well I don’t think I could “go straight” forever for anyone, but for a night?

The list of female celebrities is far too long. I’d do just about any that were famous and willing… and at least somewhat attractive.

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**Author:** ![Iteki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eada6e/32.png) [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-dopers-who-would-you-go-straight-for/177292/24 "2003-05-26T08:07:13Z")

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Ah, and we laff at the straight-lads in the other threads going “no, can’t even name somone, too straight!” or coming up with convoluted caveats before answering. It’s only a game 😛

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**Author:** ![Honesty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f04885/32.png) [@Honesty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honesty)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-dopers-who-would-you-go-straight-for/177292/25 "2003-05-26T08:27:19Z")

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Da Brat, Missy Elliot, and Bea Arthur. 🙂

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**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-dopers-who-would-you-go-straight-for/177292/26 "2003-05-26T09:38:14Z")

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I’m with **Homebrew** on this one. Been there, done that, ripped the t-shirt, and it really isn’t my gig. It’s fun, but there’s no real attraction there.

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