In fairness, my circle of friends includes two guys who are very close, and act like a couple when together (tea and scones together etc) but while we slag them we know they aren’t actually gay.
The inheritance problem came from the previous generation, though. Ferdinand VII seems to have been one of those people who want everybody to love them; he kept swinging from one end of the political spectrum to the other and managing to piss everybody off in the process rather than gain any friends. He elliminated salic law without the consent of any of the Parliaments (Navarra and the Basque Provinces were supposed to have their own Parliaments, separate from everybody else’s), thus the change was legally void. Legally, Isabella did not have the right to be queen, but that’s due to her daddy’s inability to keep his brain on, not to whatever happened with her panties. If being a slut disqualified for the throne, Ferdinand of Aragon wouldn’t have inherited…
also, Francisco was a consort, not a head of state, and he did not get the children any close to the throne than any other consort would have. The Regnant Queen’s children are in the line of succession because of being the Queen’s children, if one of your parents is #0 and the other one is #15 (invented number), that #15 doesn’t contribute any more than a #134 would have.