# Gay Test

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 16, 2002, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195 "2002-08-16T14:58:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/1 "2002-08-16T14:58:44Z")

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I found this site and thought others might get a kick out of it. It’s a gay test that gives you a percentage.  
[http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html](http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html)

Someone else probably posted this before (I’m usually late to the party) but just in case.  
I got a 16%

What did everyone else get?

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/2 "2002-08-16T16:01:42Z")

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63%. This is consitent with my self-placement of 4 on the Kinsey Scale.

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/3 "2002-08-16T16:08:19Z")

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The ‘test’ seems to aimed at men.

I scored 100% gay, by the way.

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/4 "2002-08-16T16:10:05Z")

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30%, some of the questions needed a none of the above or other option.

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**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/5 "2002-08-16T16:11:51Z")

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When I 1st saw that meter go up to 100% I said, wait something’s wrong. Then I realized it was only an avi clip while it calculated my:  
33% gay rating…“open minded between the sheets, but rarely show a gay side when out on the streets”

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/6 "2002-08-16T16:13:30Z")

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I got 16% as well.

Not gay BTW.

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**Author:** ![PolishSausage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@PolishSausage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PolishSausage)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/7 "2002-08-16T16:13:49Z")

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Huh,

I scored 50% and it said I am a happy and well adjusted hetero male. Ok, sure. Why not.

~t

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/8 "2002-08-16T16:18:21Z")

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46%, and a happy well-adjusted homo-guy. Happy, homo, guy…yep. But well-adjusted? How boring!

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**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/9 "2002-08-16T16:19:11Z")

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53% gay here. I guess I have to find a woman to be with 47% of the time. Not my idea of a fun time.

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/10 "2002-08-16T16:26:13Z")

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Uh just for the record-I don’t think this test has a lot of scientific value.

Ok, I don’t know exactly why I feel I have to qualify myself. But I’m going to anyway. Even though I scored a 16%, I am not gay.  
I’ve never had any gay in me 🙂

I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist that last one…

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/11 "2002-08-16T16:32:47Z")

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"Rick is 20% gay.

“You’re a walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these times, mate!”

Uh huh.

Glad we got that settled.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/12 "2002-08-16T16:35:02Z")

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Straight male checking in: 40% gay.

I think it was because I shave my pubes and like to use lubricant in bed. 😉  
Happy

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/13 "2002-08-16T16:41:31Z")

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I am 46% gay and a happy, well-adjusted hetero babe. Um… woo hoo!

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/14 "2002-08-16T16:43:23Z")

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By the way, there’s another [gay test](http://test.thespark.com/gaytest/)at [TheSpark.com](http://TheSpark.com) that’s a little more in-depth.  
On the Spark’s gay test I came up 32% gay.

Happy

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**Author:** ![Velma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/85e7bf/32.png) [@Velma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velma)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/15 "2002-08-16T16:50:47Z")

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40%. I’m a “straight-laced girlie-girl with just a little of my butch side popping out”.

Damn that butch, it keeps popping out.

:: stuffs butch back in::

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**Author:** ![DaToad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@DaToad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaToad)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/16 "2002-08-16T16:58:26Z")

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Glad I read **JohnBckWLD’s** post. That meter going to 100% might have made me wonder too. As it turns out, DT, a red-blooded hetero guy, checks in at 20%.

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**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/17 "2002-08-16T16:58:37Z")

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I’m 26% gay.

“Loosen up, my straight mate, these days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto.”

On the Spark, I’m 31% gay, so at least it’s consistent.

Problem is, on their ‘Gender Test’, I was 86% woman… so I guess I’m just a lesbian trapped in a male’s body 😉

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/18 "2002-08-16T17:07:20Z")

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30% gay. Hmmm.

I’ll ask my girlfriend to give me a gay rating, and post it, OK? 🙂

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**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/19 "2002-08-16T17:14:39Z")

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You are 77% GAY!  
The typical gay-man is only 51% gay!

That one was from the Spark. I think I like that one better.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/20 "2002-08-16T17:18:57Z")

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26% on the first test,  
34% on the Sparc test.

I’m hetero, but I thought I would’ve scored I little gayer than that. I don’t really consider myself a raging ball of testosterone.

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