# Gay Test **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 16, 2002, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195 "2002-08-16T14:58:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Mitchey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/54ee81/32.png) [@Mitchey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mitchey)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2002, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/61 "2002-08-18T03:17:58Z")
On the first one: 50% gay. “…right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted homo guy.” The second: 46% gay. ---
**Author:** ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2002, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/62 "2002-08-18T03:26:42Z")
33%. . . I think it’s less than that. ---
**Author:** ![Badge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Badge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badge)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2002, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/63 "2002-08-18T14:25:46Z")
23% on the first test 25% on the second test hmmm…pretty consistent, but lower than I would have expected . . . ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2002, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/64 "2002-08-19T22:33:29Z")
60% gay. (Damn you Sophia Loren! \) Esprix ---
**Author:** ![JBERGES](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@JBERGES](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBERGES)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2002, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/65 "2002-08-19T23:07:39Z")
The spark’s gay test said I was 31% gay (less gay than the average straight male), but then the gender test said with 80% confidence that I was a woman! I’m a straight male, not a straight female I tells ya! ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/66 "2002-08-20T01:11:35Z")
Heterosexual female. I’m 76% gay “careful! you might be straight-laced but anymore butch and you’ll have to fight off the girls” At [spark.com](http://spark.com), I’m only 47% gay "That’s gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is only 32% gay! " ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/67 "2002-08-20T01:55:49Z")
13%. . .way too straight for these times mate. . .you know the drill. ---
**Author:** ![Grelby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a5b964/32.png) [@Grelby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grelby)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/68 "2002-08-20T02:13:18Z")
Well, 29% on The Spark’s test. Up from 16% last time. Go me. ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/69 "2002-08-20T20:48:22Z")
Gay male here: 50% on 1st How can I be “50%” gay? Does that mean I only go half way with a guy? 65% on Sparks… Better, but that still leaves 35% of me wanting to overtip at Hooters…and that just ain’t right. The real Gay test? Finish this sentence: “Chang chang chang \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.” ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/70 "2002-08-20T22:01:22Z")
Oops! Typo alert: Finish this sentence: “Clang Clang Clang \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.” ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/71 "2002-08-21T02:55:24Z")
The test Meatros posted wouldnt open for me:( I think they have heard of me… However on Sparks I scored 39% gay… **AND DEFINATELY A MAN!** Thats gonna come as a shock to the hubby and son… I am sure I remember labor! ---
**Author:** ![japatlgt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df705f/32.png) [@japatlgt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/japatlgt)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/72 "2002-08-21T04:19:10Z")
Only 13%. Damn! ---
**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/73 "2002-08-21T07:14:18Z")
Straight male. The Channel 4 test scored me at 26%. The test at Spark gave me 34%. Seems fairly consistent. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/74 "2002-08-21T12:20:59Z")
73% on the Spark’s test. People are gonna start thinking I’m gay. 😃 and they’d be right. ---
**Author:** ![Doubting\_Robert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e495f1/32.png) [@Doubting\_Robert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doubting_Robert)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/75 "2002-08-21T19:28:08Z")
Hetero male here. Channel 4 says 16% gay. Sparks says 22% gay. Okay. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/76 "2002-08-21T23:04:06Z")
10% gay. Red-blooded hetero. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/77 "2002-08-21T23:20:13Z")
…went the trolley, ding ding ding went the bells, zing zing zing went my heartstrings" - oh, now the lesbians are upset. “Filling up and spilling overrrrr, an endless waterfall…” ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/78 "2002-08-21T23:43:07Z")
53% gay on the Channel4 gay-o-meter. I think it means that no matter what my orientation, I am a well balanced yin-yang of butch and femme. Which I am. So go me. The Spark test has me as 42% gay ---
**Author:** ![KellyM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/57b2e6/32.png) [@KellyM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KellyM)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/79 "2002-08-21T23:48:01Z")
60% gay – happy and well-adjusted lesbian babe. Yeah, right. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2002, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195/80 "2002-08-22T03:45:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\*60% gay. (Damn you Sophia Loren! \) > > Esprix \*\* I’m gayer than **Esprix**! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-test/124195.md?page=3)