13 % on the Spark test.
I’ll be laughing about this for days:
0%
Damn an I boring. I always get zero or negative on those tests. I’m not sure many people could get a zero if they kept taking the tests trying to answer that way.
LOL, I just tried it pretending to be a hetero woman, and still got 50%. Guess I really must be well-adjusted after all! And a terrible procrastinator…
30% (I’m male).
–Do you find your best friend attractive–
My first was that shouldn’t they ask my best friends gender, but I suppose it works quite well without, doesn’t it 
Well, it says I’m 56% and a well-adjusted hetero babe.
spark says I’m 28% and below average gayness for women.
Why is it that gayness for women seems to be measured on how good you are at sports or the fact that you don’t wear “typically women’s” clothing?
46%. It’s the Nair thing–gets me every time.
Hmm, only 63% percent gay. I wonder what I’m doing wrong. It isn’t like I ever shag chicks. I suspect the test equates homosexuality with effeminacy, disregarding that there are legions of masculine men who fancy other men.
OK, according to the Sparks test, I’m 74 percent gay–an improvement.
Don’t worry, sweetie, you’re only 7% less gay than me. Trust me, if femme were the criterion I’d have given you a lot less.
50% gay–happy and well-adjusted hetero babe.
From The Spark test:
You are 31% GAY!
That’s less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is 32% gay!
Here’s how you compare:
people less gay than you (55%)
people just as gay as you (3%)
people gayer than you (40%)
70% gay . . . open-minded between the sheets and a little butch out in the streets . . . Bi female, incidentally.
Okay, I got two different results here.
First test: 66% gay. The site crashed on me, but there was some comment about being straight-laced but women having crushes on me or something. (Yeah, heterosexual female here.)
Second test: 22% gay. Less gay than 80% of people of my gender and sexual orientation.
Okay, something’s up here, besides the fact that I doubt either test measures some profound aspect of “gayness.”
First test gave me 46%, second gave me 27%.
43%… that’s the first time in about 4 years that anyone’s called me “well-adjusted,” though…
First test: 43% - “Congratulations. You’ve scored right in the middle and are a happy and well-adjusted lesbian babe!”
And the Spark test: “You are 72% GAY! The typical lesbian is only 45% gay!”
Go me.
Geez, I only got to 90%
Disappointing.
Oh well, I’ll just have to flame a little brighter from now on!
40% on the first test, 32% on the second.
(I’m wondering about the teams sports in the first test – is volleyball butcher or less butch than softball?)
In my time as a programmer I’ve done a few “tests” like these. Some are based on a genuine theory, some are just made up by some guy on the spur of the moment, others just return a random result in an attempt to look intelligent.
I think the best one I did though, in this case “How Stupid are You”, was designed to take advantage of the way these tests often tend to get passed around in an office. The first time it received a visit from a specific IP address (i.e. from one company / site usually) it would log it, ask some vague questions, then pronounce the user to be a little bit stupid. Thereafter each successive visitor from that address would be given a higher stupid rating until they reached 100%. Hopefully by that time it’d been passed up to CEO level (well, one can hope ).
For the record, according to Channel 4, I’m 36% gay in this case.
33% gay on both tests. interesting…
I scored 60%
The questions about redecorating and material possessions did me in. Never had a great deal of interest in objects or clothes, no matter how much they cost.
I predicted a much different score for myself.