# Gay TSA officers allowed to grope same-sex passengers? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 21, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-tsa-officers-allowed-to-grope-same-sex-passengers/561457 "2010-11-21T17:46:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-tsa-officers-allowed-to-grope-same-sex-passengers/561457/21 "2010-11-22T22:35:51Z")
> [@This\_Just\_In\_2](#): > > The children! Doesn’t anyone think about the children anymore? > > Clearly we need children to pat down other children - lest pedophile adults get jobs as TSA agents. I think having 6-7 different age groups should suffice, broken up by all the above sexual orientations post-puberty. > > I’m not sure how child labor laws would come into play, but TSA is a super smart agency - I’m sure they will figure out something to keep those terrorist toddlers off our planes. [Here you go.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skkCpnCm7iM) According to the description, the kid is being LEGALLY MOLESTED!! ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-tsa-officers-allowed-to-grope-same-sex-passengers/561457/22 "2010-11-22T23:38:05Z")
I’ll be flying this December. I plan to actually tell the TSA agents “I consent to a pat down so long as it performed by a female agent- preferably one with thigh high boots and a Russian accent.” In the past I have- Gone through security dressed in a clown outfit I made myself Had to explain that my luggage was moving because I forgot to take the batteries out of a sound-activated crawling zombie hand Dazzled TSA agents with my Star Wars watch and Gollum ring. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gay-tsa-officers-allowed-to-grope-same-sex-passengers/561457.md?page=1)