# Gayest Scene in a Non-Gay Film **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 20, 2011, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gayest-scene-in-a-non-gay-film/586109 "2011-06-20T03:14:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gayest-scene-in-a-non-gay-film/586109/41 "2011-06-20T18:50:08Z")
Calamity and Katie singing about ‘a woman’s touch’ shorty after moving in together. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gayest-scene-in-a-non-gay-film/586109/42 "2011-06-20T18:54:34Z")
> [@astorian](#): > > I think Kelly McGillis was the only person in that movie who liked girls. I just spit water all over my keyboard. Thanks for the laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gayest-scene-in-a-non-gay-film/586109/43 "2011-06-20T18:55:42Z")
Good lord that Jane Russel number is eye-popping. How many bare-looking asses can you pack into one room? ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gayest-scene-in-a-non-gay-film/586109/44 "2011-06-20T19:23:53Z")
The Empire Strikes Back “Mmm. Take you to him, I will. Yes, yes. But now, we must eat. Cum. Good food. Cum.” ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gayest-scene-in-a-non-gay-film/586109/45 "2011-06-20T19:33:44Z")
The Empire Strikes Back “Mmm. Take you to him, I will. Yes, yes. But now, we must eat. Cum. Good food. Cum.” ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gayest-scene-in-a-non-gay-film/586109/46 "2011-06-20T19:37:04Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Batman and Robin with nipples on their suits in the George Clooney _Batman_ movie. What, the lingering shots of rubber bat-asses during the suiting-up wasn’t good enough? ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gayest-scene-in-a-non-gay-film/586109/47 "2011-06-20T20:25:03Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > The answer is “300” > The question is “On a scale of one to ten, how gay was that movie?” I laughed too. And a chance to post [this video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi2t58CRmbU). I remember a gay film director being interviewed, talking about growing up gay with a lack of gay relationships in films. He liked to pretend that _[My Bodyguard](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081207/)_ was a gay porno with all the good stuff cut out. ---
**Author:** ![Kylede](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a6a055/32.png) [@Kylede](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kylede)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gayest-scene-in-a-non-gay-film/586109/48 "2011-06-20T20:30:07Z")
Just saw X-men First Class, and I was reminded of this thread in every “close” scene with Magneto and Xavier (especially the one with the 2 of them in the be din the champagne room at the strip club) ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gayest-scene-in-a-non-gay-film/586109/49 "2011-06-20T20:40:07Z")
The scene in Across the Universe, where Max is inducted into the army (to I Want You/She’s So Heavy) is gayer than the scene at the end of the song, where Prudence is pining over Sadie. [The whole sequence is here.](http://youtu.be/mX6dHWyqwNo) ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gayest-scene-in-a-non-gay-film/586109/50 "2011-06-20T21:30:28Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Batman and Robin with nipples on their suits in the George Clooney _Batman_ movie. I’m not sure **any** B&R treatment can qualify as a “Non-Gay Film.” ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gayest-scene-in-a-non-gay-film/586109/51 "2011-06-20T22:08:01Z")
> [@bramma23](#): > > continual drilling Heh, heh. ---
**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gayest-scene-in-a-non-gay-film/586109/52 "2011-06-21T00:57:13Z")
In “Death Hunt”, Ed Lauter’s character kisses Andrew Stevens’s by force after commenting he was a “pretty boy” and that the only thing he was good for was that (i.e. being forcibly kissed). The scene almost makes it clear that, given the rgith circumstances, Lauter would’ve had a go at Stevens. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gayest-scene-in-a-non-gay-film/586109/53 "2011-06-21T01:00:18Z")
> [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](#): > > In “Death Hunt”, Ed Lauter’s character kisses Andrew Stevens’s by force… Kisses Andrew Stevens’s what? ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gayest-scene-in-a-non-gay-film/586109/54 "2011-06-21T01:00:43Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > I’m not sure **any** B&R treatment can qualify as a “Non-Gay Film.” How dare you! [This is wholesome living!](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/77/Batbed.png) [Pure and uncorrupted!](http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=10367,filename=gaybatman1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gayest-scene-in-a-non-gay-film/586109/55 "2011-06-21T01:21:54Z")
> [@astro](#): > > How dare you! [This is wholesome living!](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/77/Batbed.png) > > [Pure and uncorrupted!](http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=10367,filename=gaybatman1.jpg) Mr. Wayne, you live in a freakin’ **mansion.** You never seem to have more than two or three servants. Why can’t Dick have his own room?! 😕 ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gayest-scene-in-a-non-gay-film/586109/56 "2011-06-21T01:25:36Z")
> [@brocks](#): > > Actually, any wrestling on TV. :dubious: Mister, you can take your gay porn and walk right out of this bar! ---
**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gayest-scene-in-a-non-gay-film/586109/57 "2011-06-21T01:33:40Z")
> [@mhendo](#): > > Kisses Andrew Stevens’s what? …character.😃 ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gayest-scene-in-a-non-gay-film/586109/58 "2011-06-21T01:46:15Z")
The second to the last scene in Blazing Saddles. ---
**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gayest-scene-in-a-non-gay-film/586109/59 "2011-06-21T01:48:45Z")
> [@randwill](#): > > I was surprised that the scene linked to from “5000 Fingers…” was that dance number. I don’t find that scene gay at all. Unless you find any dance scene from any movie or musical performed exclusively by men to be ‘gay’. > > Now “Do-Me-Doe Duds” is a different story: > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8TQOzyCu8Q](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8TQOzyCu8Q) > > Disclaimer: I’m not gay and “5000 Fingers…” is one of my favorite 50s movies. Oh give me a break - at :45 seconds - “I want my undulating undies with the marabou frills…” In case it isn’t clear click on [marabou fringe](http://www.mjtrim.com/Catalog/Product/1049111/28050/28050.aspx). I’ve seen that Jane Russell/Ain’t There Anyone Here For Love clip a couple thousand times in gay bars so that was the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread. But all I can say after seeing that clip of Hans Conried doing Do-Me-Doe Duds is YIKES! What was Teddy Geisel thinking? ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gayest-scene-in-a-non-gay-film/586109/60 "2011-06-21T04:55:32Z")
> [@chacoguy](#): > > The second to the last scene in Blazing Saddles. The one with “The French Mistake”? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gayest-scene-in-a-non-gay-film/586109.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gayest-scene-in-a-non-gay-film/586109.md?page=4)