# GD Evolution Threads - WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gd-evolution-threads-why-why-why-why-why/39210>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 1, 2000, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gd-evolution-threads-why-why-why-why-why/39210 "2000-11-01T07:41:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gd-evolution-threads-why-why-why-why-why/39210/21 "2000-11-02T19:45:31Z")

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> Evolution was my own personal **Apple**

Funny. It was more like a Commodore to me.

::d&r::

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gd-evolution-threads-why-why-why-why-why/39210/22 "2000-11-02T19:59:45Z")

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This is the Pit! You guys sound just like you’re in GD! I expect to hear about felching and squicking and your opponent’s other unsavory habits down here! Let’s get with it, huh?

🙂

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**Author:** ![SoulFrost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@SoulFrost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoulFrost)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gd-evolution-threads-why-why-why-why-why/39210/23 "2000-11-02T20:46:59Z")

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Geez–I seem to have totally forgotten how to flame.

Ummm…you are somewhat like a body part, but I can’t remember which one. There’s no doubt that you swallow something (but I’m not sure what it is or where it comes from, and whether you burp it up later is questionable.)

And for some reason, I’m almost positive that you enjoy making tea, but maybe I just need a caffeine fix.

How was that?

-David

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**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gd-evolution-threads-why-why-why-why-why/39210/24 "2000-11-02T21:27:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ogre \*  
> \*\*I expect to hear about felching and squicking and your opponent’s other unsavory habits down here! Let’s get with it, huh?
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> 🙂 \*\*

Go away, you hobbit-felcher. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gd-evolution-threads-why-why-why-why-why/39210/25 "2000-11-02T22:04:04Z")

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It was just that one time, jab1, and you wouldn’t be complaining so much if you weren’t dating her at the time.

🙂

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