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I think the important question here is: Why the hell are geckos crawling up chicken’s butts?
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That isn’t where the egg comes out. That’s not where the gecko crawled in.
[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord]
That isn’t where the egg comes out. That’s not where the gecko crawled in.
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Sigh. Potato, Potahto. Apparently, geckos are finding aft openings in chickens and crawling into them. Why are they doing this?
because it’s cold outside.
[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord]
That isn’t where the egg comes out. That’s not where the gecko crawled in.
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Actually, chickens and other birds have an all-purpose chute called the cloaca, which combines defecation, urination, and ovulation. So, technically, the gecko did crawl up the chicken’s butt.
Hey, who the heck said that the gecko went in out of it’s own volition?
Or maybe a chicken initiation?
[QUOTE=Cervaise]
“Chooks”?
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This happened in Australia, where it’s not uncommon for chickens to be called chooks.
I have to add in this Australian saying.
May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down.
May your chickens turn into emus and kick your outhouse down.
[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord]
May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down.
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From an American…
sniff
bewdiful.
[QUOTE=Capcha]
Hey, who the heck said that the gecko went in out of it’s own volition?
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Wait, are you suggesting that chickens are stuffing geckos up their own butts? That would mean they can reach thier own asses with their beaks. Or they can balance on one claw while the other performs the stuffing.
Or worse, there are other animals going around stuffing geckos up chicken’s butts!
Nature is wierd.
Forgive the thread resurrection; I thought I posted this before:
This makes the movie Carnosaur seem even more prophetic, if that’s possible.
That’s all. Thank you.
Why did the gecko cross the road?