# Gee, Dexter, do you get pissy over ALL harmless jokes, or just mine? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 20, 2005, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-dexter-do-you-get-pissy-over-all-harmless-jokes-or-just-mine/285728 "2005-01-20T15:53:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-dexter-do-you-get-pissy-over-all-harmless-jokes-or-just-mine/285728/61 "2005-01-21T22:11:05Z")
Yay! I win! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-dexter-do-you-get-pissy-over-all-harmless-jokes-or-just-mine/285728/62 "2005-01-21T22:12:44Z")
ps: Your story sucks. Big time. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-dexter-do-you-get-pissy-over-all-harmless-jokes-or-just-mine/285728/63 "2005-01-21T22:22:14Z")
> [@Demo](#): > > ps: Your story sucks. > > Big time. We know that none of us are Steinbecks, or even Kings. We don’t need the likes of you pointing out the obvious. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-dexter-do-you-get-pissy-over-all-harmless-jokes-or-just-mine/285728/64 "2005-01-21T22:23:29Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Tiny penis? I don’t appreciate you equating my tiny penis to my reaction to this thread. After many years of therapy I’ve come to accept my tiny penis and I don’t let it get in the way of reason any more. Now, DON’T DO IT AGAIN. Ooooooohhhhhh! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-dexter-do-you-get-pissy-over-all-harmless-jokes-or-just-mine/285728/65 "2005-01-21T22:24:32Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > We know that none of us are Steinbecks, or even Kings. We don’t need the likes of you pointing out the obvious. LOL, you think Steven King is a good writer? Well in that case, your story RULES! ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-dexter-do-you-get-pissy-over-all-harmless-jokes-or-just-mine/285728/66 "2005-01-21T22:29:14Z")
> [@Demo](#): > > I don’t appreciate you equating my tiny penis to my reaction to this thread. After many years of therapy I’ve come to accept my tiny penis and I don’t let it get in the way of reason any more. Now, DON’T DO IT AGAIN. Ooooooohhhhhh! So it _was_ lack of beer? Damn it, **psycat90** was right! ---
**Author:** ![legion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/838e76/32.png) [@legion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/legion)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-dexter-do-you-get-pissy-over-all-harmless-jokes-or-just-mine/285728/67 "2005-01-21T22:29:15Z")
Am I the only one who thinks that **Snoopy** didn’t piss in the pool? I’ve pissed in pools and apart from a momentary rise in the waters temperature, no one is usually the wiser. No, **Snoopy** took a _shit_ in the pool and his turd is still floating around in there for all to see. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-dexter-do-you-get-pissy-over-all-harmless-jokes-or-just-mine/285728/68 "2005-01-21T22:31:23Z")
> [@Demo](#): > > LOL, you think Steven King is a good writer? You need to work on your reading comprehension. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-dexter-do-you-get-pissy-over-all-harmless-jokes-or-just-mine/285728/69 "2005-01-21T22:38:13Z")
There there, now. Livejournal is back up, everyone. That’s right. It’ll be okay. No need to be scared and frightened. It’ll all be okay now. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-dexter-do-you-get-pissy-over-all-harmless-jokes-or-just-mine/285728/70 "2005-01-21T22:38:13Z")
> [@legion](#): > > [He] took a _shit_ in the pool and his turd is still floating around in there for all to see. And Demo is riding it like a mechanical bull! Yee Ha!!! Snoops, sorry if I seemed a bit harsh on you. My first post still stands, tho. Demo, why the rabid frothing? Run out of quarters for the 1-900 lines? Remember, no one is forcing anything on you. So you don’t like it. Fine. Why the hateful attacks? ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-dexter-do-you-get-pissy-over-all-harmless-jokes-or-just-mine/285728/71 "2005-01-21T22:49:25Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > And Demo is riding it like a mechanical bull! Yee Ha!!! > > … > > Demo, why the rabid frothing? Run out of quarters for the 1-900 lines? Remember, no one is forcing anything on you. So you don’t like it. Fine. Why the hateful attacks? Because your mom is fat. And ugly. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-dexter-do-you-get-pissy-over-all-harmless-jokes-or-just-mine/285728/72 "2005-01-21T22:52:17Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > You need to work on your reading comprehension. I’m sorry? Was I whooshed? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-dexter-do-you-get-pissy-over-all-harmless-jokes-or-just-mine/285728/73 "2005-01-21T22:53:07Z")
Your genius has mortally wounded me. I lay bleeding in a pool of my own filth. ;j ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-dexter-do-you-get-pissy-over-all-harmless-jokes-or-just-mine/285728/74 "2005-01-21T22:54:58Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Your genius has mortally wounded me. I lay bleeding in a pool of my own filth. > > ;j Thank you for submitting, happy orthodox jewish man. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-dexter-do-you-get-pissy-over-all-harmless-jokes-or-just-mine/285728/75 "2005-01-21T22:55:20Z")
> [@Demo](#): > > I don’t appreciate you equating my tiny penis to my reaction to this thread. After many years of therapy I’ve come to accept my tiny penis and I don’t let it get in the way of reason any more. Now, DON’T DO IT AGAIN. Ooooooohhhhhh! Well, it’s so small, how could it really get in the way of anything? ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-dexter-do-you-get-pissy-over-all-harmless-jokes-or-just-mine/285728/76 "2005-01-21T22:58:20Z")
Sorry, but I’m kind of obsessed with this thread. I swear I don’t normally look at this kind of thing but, umm, **NoClueBoy** I just saw you had 12,266 posts. Do you actually _do_ anything else other than post to this message board or are you just aspiring to be the next **Handy**? ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-dexter-do-you-get-pissy-over-all-harmless-jokes-or-just-mine/285728/77 "2005-01-21T22:58:24Z")
> [@Demo](#): > > LOL, you think Steven King is a good writer? Well in that case, your story RULES! Now, now, **Demo**. This is **Snooooopy’s** cry for attention. Why don’t you go start a thread on why Bush blows or Kerry swallows, whichever. By the way “RULES!” is more properly spelled “RULEZ!” I would have also accepted “pwns.” ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-dexter-do-you-get-pissy-over-all-harmless-jokes-or-just-mine/285728/78 "2005-01-21T22:59:24Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Well, it’s so small, how could it really get in the way of anything? Good point. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-dexter-do-you-get-pissy-over-all-harmless-jokes-or-just-mine/285728/79 "2005-01-21T23:01:02Z")
> [@Demo](#): > > I’m sorry? Was I whooshed? You’re certainly _some_thing but I’m not sure what. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-dexter-do-you-get-pissy-over-all-harmless-jokes-or-just-mine/285728/80 "2005-01-21T23:01:45Z")
> [@Wolfian](#): > > Now, now, **Demo**. This is **Snooooopy’s** cry for attention. Why don’t you go start a thread on why Bush blows or Kerry swallows, whichever. By the way “RULES!” is more properly spelled “RULEZ!” I would have also accepted “pwns.” Yeah, but where am _I_ supposed to get some play? I’m not political or anything. I suppose I could post something in GQ about how string theory PWNS![“oh no it doesn’t, most recent research shows that that are actually 17 dimensions…blah blah blah…”] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-dexter-do-you-get-pissy-over-all-harmless-jokes-or-just-mine/285728.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-dexter-do-you-get-pissy-over-all-harmless-jokes-or-just-mine/285728.md?page=5)