# Gee thanks, gays! It's YOUR fault I like blow jobs. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 3, 2015, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717 "2015-04-03T16:42:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/1 "2015-04-03T16:42:52Z")
You know, before you gays came and mucked everything up, I was as pure as the driven snow. Now, thanks to you, I like BJs! I am now, forever unclean! [Thanks guys!](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/03/pat-robertson-gay-anal-sex-_n_6999832.html): [QUOTE=Pat Robertson] Still, he warned Christian business owners of all types that gay customers will eventually “make you conform to them.” “You’re gonna say that you like anal sex, you like oral sex, you like bestiality,” he added. “Sooner or later, you’re going to have to conform your religious beliefs to the group of some abhorrent thing. It won’t stop at homosexuality.” [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/2 "2015-04-03T16:47:40Z")
So if I conform to Pat Robertson’s beliefs, I’ll want geriatric preacher sex? ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/3 "2015-04-03T16:58:39Z")
It’s like that old saying: give 'em a cake a d they’ll take your butthole. ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/4 "2015-04-03T17:07:24Z")
Who’s fault is it you like beastiality? ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/5 "2015-04-03T17:08:36Z")
> [@hotflungwok](#): > > Who’s fault is it you like beastiality? Ron Perlman’s. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/6 "2015-04-03T17:09:31Z")
It is telling his world view is a zero sum game of conformity. A person unlike yourself who is tollerated means they will make you the same. The world must be a scary place for those who honestly believe in The Borg. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/7 "2015-04-03T17:14:07Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally Posted by Pat Robertson > Still, he warned Christian business owners of all types that gay customers will eventually “make you conform to them.” > > “You’re gonna say that you like anal sex, you like oral sex, you like bestiality,” he added. “Sooner or later, you’re going to have to conform your religious beliefs to the group of some abhorrent thing. It won’t stop at homosexuality.” Actually, I hardly ever think about bestiality, except when these religious types keep bringing it up. Anyway, am I ever glad I don’t have any religious beliefs, so that they don’t have to conform to anything in particular. ---
**Author:** ![get\_lives](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@get\_lives](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/get_lives)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/8 "2015-04-03T17:19:18Z")
Who do I need to thank for deepthroat blowjobs, threesomes, and Internet porn? I owe somebody an Amazon gift card for sure. ---
**Author:** ![get\_lives](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@get\_lives](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/get_lives)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/9 "2015-04-03T17:20:23Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Actually, I hardly ever think about bestiality, except when these religious types keep bringing it up. > > Anyway, am I ever glad I don’t have any religious beliefs, so that they don’t have to conform to anything in particular. My first time hearing about quite a few perversions was in church, as an example of “what those awful gays are doing”. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/10 "2015-04-03T17:35:02Z")
I wonder if I would have liked lesbian porn if not for gay women. It’s sort of a Zen koan. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/11 "2015-04-03T17:35:27Z")
Beastiality? Thak you, Pat “666” Robertson for reminding me why I no longer consider myself Christian. I was raised to be, but once I was old enough to actually comprehend the insanity I was hearing, I opted out. God called, Pat, and he wanted me to tell you to fuck off. ---
**Author:** ![get\_lives](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@get\_lives](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/get_lives)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/12 "2015-04-03T17:46:58Z")
I’m just going to go ahead and thank Jesus for the deepthroat. Thank ya Jesus, my cock has never felt so good! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/13 "2015-04-03T17:49:06Z")
> [@get\_lives](#): > > I’m just going to go ahead and thank Jesus for the deepthroat. Thank ya Jesus, my cock has never felt so good! I understand Jesus also gets a little sex on the side. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/14 "2015-04-03T17:50:23Z")
> [@get\_lives](#): > > I’m just going to go ahead and thank Jesus for the deepthroat. Thank ya Jesus, my cock has never felt so good! That’s all you got? I must be more blessed. I got a reach around too. ---
**Author:** ![Neem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5fc32e/32.png) [@Neem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neem)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/15 "2015-04-03T17:55:23Z")
This seems to be a common theme among people against homosexuality. The pizza place store owner’s father [said](http://www.eater.com/2015/4/1/8325219/indiana-pizza-parlor-public-deny-service-lgbt-gay-law-discrimination): > [@](#): > > I choose to be heterosexual. They choose to be homosexual. Why should I be beat over the head to go along with something they choose? Oddly enough I never chose to be heterosexual or disgusted by bestiality. It comes naturally to me. If you _do_ have a choice in the matter, it seems that you were already inclined that way. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/16 "2015-04-03T17:59:34Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I understand Jesus also gets a little sex on the side. Shit, when did they move it? (thud-a-bump\* ting\*!) ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/17 "2015-04-03T17:59:57Z")
At my age, if the gays ain’t influenced my tastes, they ain’t likely to. They had their chance. Although I have to admit, if there was ever a thread title that demanded one’s attention… ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/18 "2015-04-03T18:09:03Z")
> [@bup](#): > > I wonder if I would have liked lesbian porn if not for gay women. Well, of course. Wenches who make out with each other for the paycheck just don’t have the morals-corroding power of actual homosexuals. ---
**Author:** ![racepug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@racepug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racepug)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/19 "2015-04-03T18:11:21Z")
> [@Shakes](#): > > You know, before you gays came and mucked everything up, I was as pure as the driven snow. Now, thanks to you, I like BJs! > > I am now, forever unclean! > [Thanks guys!](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/03/pat-robertson-gay-anal-sex-_n_6999832.html): Huh. Bummer for you. No amount of cajoling will ever get ME to like those horrid things! ---
**Author:** ![russian\_heel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f05b48/32.png) [@russian\_heel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/russian_heel)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/20 "2015-04-03T18:32:52Z")
Thank goodness Pat Robertson is still around to warn us what those no good gays are up to. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717.md?page=2)