# Gee thanks, gays! It's YOUR fault I like blow jobs. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 3, 2015, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717 "2015-04-03T16:42:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Fallen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@Fallen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fallen)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/21 "2015-04-03T18:35:18Z")
> [@Shakes](#): > > You know, before you gays came and mucked everything up, I was as pure as the driven snow. Now, thanks to you, I like BJs! [Thanks guys!](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/03/pat-robertson-gay-anal-sex-_n_6999832.html): Just BJs? Interesting. Blaming gays for liking acts such as anal sex – giving or receiving – never made much sense to me. As though gays own the market as it were, and that men haven’t been into that since the dawn of time. The prostate’s location is what it is, and the sphincter muscles are tight by design; that certain playgrounds occupy same space as a waste disposal site is inconvenient to be sure, but if you believe in God or gods and that (s)he/it/they created all things, blame **him/her/it/them** (and if they’re all gay or bi, then I guess one can in fact blame god). ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/22 "2015-04-03T18:42:42Z")
> [@russian\_heel](#): > > Thank goodness Pat Robertson is still around to warn us what those no good gays are up to. He does seem to know an awful lot about what they’re into. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/23 "2015-04-03T18:47:13Z")
Blessed are the Pizzamakers, for they shall inherit the salami. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/24 "2015-04-03T18:50:05Z")
> [@hotflungwok](#): > > Who’s fault is it you like beastiality? It’s all the fault of those slutty animals. If they don’t want to have sex, why are they running around naked? ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/25 "2015-04-03T19:01:46Z")
Who pays attention to Pat Robertson? I get that it’s fun to post links to his inane babblings, but does he still have an actual audience? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/26 "2015-04-03T19:53:27Z")
At this point I think his audience consists solely of atheists who watch and listen to him just so they can go run off to their lefty media and say, “See, see, look at this retarded thing this retard said.” ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/27 "2015-04-03T20:21:15Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > Who pays attention to Pat Robertson? I get that it’s fun to post links to his inane babblings, but does he still have an actual audience? > [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > At this point I think his audience consists solely of atheists who watch and listen to him just so they can go run off to their lefty media and say, “See, see, look at this retarded thing this retard said.” Oh gosh guys, I wish I could live in your parallel universe. In this one, Pat Robertson is still an _extremely_ influential voice in conservative Christian broadcast media worldwide. He’s the founder and chairman of the Christian Broadcasting Network and still co-hosts _The 700 Club_, one of the longest-running TV shows ever and one of the most popular evangelical media outlets in the US. _The 700 Club_ has about one million daily viewers in cable/syndication formats, and its parent organization has launched CBNAsia and CBNIndia and other hugely popular international counterparts, making the CBN empire one of the world’s largest mass-market Christian television organizations. When you joke that nobody pays any attention to Pat Robertson nowadays in media and politics except a bunch of librul atheist media elites milking him for the lulz, you’ve got it exactly backwards. Nobody but the librul atheist media elites could imagine that Robertson is actually powerless or irrelevant in modern mass media. ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/28 "2015-04-03T20:32:44Z")
Bestiality? [No problem: I’m a furry.](http://en.wikifur.com/w/images/thumb/0/0e/Furry2.jpg/457px-Furry2.jpg) (The link is safe. Honest.) ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/29 "2015-04-03T20:41:44Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > Ron Perlman’s. I laughed. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/30 "2015-04-03T20:44:43Z")
Psh, I liked blow jobs before they were popular. But now that’s its so mainstream, I’ve moved on to something even better: BL’s. And no I won’t tell you what the L stands for ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/31 "2015-04-03T20:47:22Z")
I do really, really enjoy blowjobs. And I guess _it is the fault of gay guys_. Since hetro dudes won’t let me blow them. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/32 "2015-04-03T20:49:33Z")
Did someone say [bestiality](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE)? \<– SFW Video… Mostly ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/33 "2015-04-03T20:54:15Z")
> [@YogSosoth](#): > > Psh, I liked blow jobs before they were popular. But now that’s its so mainstream, I’ve moved on to something even better: BL’s. And no I won’t tell you what the L stands for Well, “lettuce”, of course, but you forgot “tomato”. Maybe sex isn’t better than a BLT, but only if I’ve just had one. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/34 "2015-04-03T20:54:53Z")
> [@get\_lives](#): > > I’m just going to go ahead and thank Jesus for the deepthroat. Thank ya Jesus, my cock has never felt so good! Jesus loves you physically! ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/35 "2015-04-03T21:11:06Z")
> [@Neem](#): > > This seems to be a common theme among people against homosexuality. > > The pizza place store owner’s father [said](http://www.eater.com/2015/4/1/8325219/indiana-pizza-parlor-public-deny-service-lgbt-gay-law-discrimination): > > Oddly enough I never chose to be heterosexual or disgusted by bestiality. It comes naturally to me. If you _do_ have a choice in the matter, it seems that you were already inclined that way. If I were Pat, I’d be pretty steamed. He had to work hard to earn his money, condemning gays by the sweat of his brow for _decades_, and here come some upstart bigots who make one little remark that’s only a little anti-gay, and they get a [tidal wave of donations](http://www.gofundme.com/MemoriesPizza) for it! ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/36 "2015-04-03T21:12:15Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > Jesus loves you physically! Just don’t let Him give you a handjob. Getting snagged in one of those holes hurts. ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/37 "2015-04-03T21:27:52Z")
> [@Neem](#): > > This seems to be a common theme among people against homosexuality. > > The pizza place store owner’s father [said](http://www.eater.com/2015/4/1/8325219/indiana-pizza-parlor-public-deny-service-lgbt-gay-law-discrimination): > > Oddly enough I never chose to be heterosexual or disgusted by bestiality. It comes naturally to me. If you _do_ have a choice in the matter, it seems that you were already inclined that way. Right? I’ve never been the slightest bit tempted to kiss a guy. Not because it’s gross or anything, it’s just that I’m, well, straight. I’ve always known that I was straight, even before I really knew what that was. And when I’ve talked to gay friends, they felt the same way (only about the same sex, of course). So any time someone yells about the temptation of gay sex, I can only conclude that that person is not straight. Because actual straight people aren’t tempted, by definition. ---
**Author:** ![get\_lives](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@get\_lives](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/get_lives)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/38 "2015-04-03T22:03:42Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > If I were Pat, I’d be pretty steamed. He had to work hard to earn his money, condemning gays by the sweat of his brow for _decades_, and here come some upstart bigots who make one little remark that’s only a little anti-gay, and they get a [tidal wave of donations](http://www.gofundme.com/MemoriesPizza) for it! If you wanted a list of bigots, the donor list for that GoFundMe would be a good place to start, hmm? ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/39 "2015-04-04T00:14:27Z")
So if I’m a girl that likes to give blowjobs, does that make me a lesbian? ---
**Author:** ![Cognoscant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Cognoscant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cognoscant)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/40 "2015-04-04T00:25:56Z")
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