# Gee thanks, gays! It's YOUR fault I like blow jobs. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 3, 2015, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717 "2015-04-03T16:42:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/41 "2015-04-04T01:04:01Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > So if I’m a girl that likes to give blowjobs, does that make me a lesbian? If you’re a lesbian who’s giving blowjobs, I really think you need to read the manual. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/42 "2015-04-04T02:10:52Z")
> [@Sitnam](#): > > It is telling his world view is a zero sum game of conformity. A person unlike yourself who is tollerated means they will make you the same. > > The world must be a scary place for those who honestly believe in The Borg. Resistance is futile. Prepare to be asspounded. ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/43 "2015-04-04T03:32:11Z")
I like anal sex, and I’m a straight woman. Do I blame gays for liking anal sex? I’m confused. ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/44 "2015-04-04T04:07:55Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > Oh gosh guys, I wish I could live in your parallel universe. In this one, Pat Robertson is still an _extremely_ influential voice in conservative Christian broadcast media worldwide. Yeah, it’s crazy. People act like the things he says are Gospel! 😉 But seriously, I still can’t understand why Christians get soooo much more worked up about gays than issues that are ostensibly central themes of their religion. Jesus wasn’t hung up about sex. He rescued the adulterer when she was about to get stoned, and he made a point of hanging out with prostitutes and tax collectors (without, AFAIK, becoming a crazy whore or tax collector himself). This whole “being in the presence of ‘deviants’ will turn you into one” simply does not jibe with The Man’s example. Who will the Right hate when gays are finally off-limits? Because it seems they can’t function without a demographic to hate. Besides that, Robertson’s theory of homogenesis is a known lie. People are born gay, they don’t turn gay by baking cakes for gay couples. And can anyone connect the dots for me as to how marriage leads inevitably to polyamory 😕 It makes our whole culture stupider when people with as big a megaphone as Robertson deliberately spread lies, in between claims of TRUTH and _TRUTH_!! All to defend discrimination! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/45 "2015-04-04T04:16:50Z")
1. Oh fundis are enthusiast participants in anal sex. Those taking a virginity pledge were far more likely to do anal than their cohorts. [Cite](http://www.webmd.com/sexual-conditions/news/20050322/virginity-pledges-dont-cut-std-rates). Virginity pledges also did absolutely nothing for curbing STDs. 2. Relevant article from America’s Finest News Source: [Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?](http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,10861/) ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/46 "2015-04-04T04:19:05Z")
> [@GrumpyBunny](#): > > I like anal sex, and I’m a straight woman. Please PM me your phone number. > [@GrumpyBunny](#): > > Do I blame gays for liking anal sex? No, you thank them. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/47 "2015-04-04T04:21:15Z")
> [@Measure\_for\_Measure](#): > > 1. Oh fundis are enthusiast participants in anal sex. Those taking a virginity pledge were far more likely to do anal than their cohorts. [Cite](http://www.webmd.com/sexual-conditions/news/20050322/virginity-pledges-dont-cut-std-rates). [Better cite.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfRtkCGE40A) ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/48 "2015-04-04T05:12:11Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > So if I’m a girl that likes to give blowjobs, does that make me a lesbian? Blowjobs are nice, but how do you feel about blow _favors_? ---
**Author:** ![Youngbrick76](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/0ea827/32.png) [@Youngbrick76](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Youngbrick76)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/49 "2015-04-04T06:38:52Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Beastiality? > Thak you, Pat “666” Robertson for reminding me why I no longer consider myself Christian. I was raised to be, but once I was old enough to actually comprehend the insanity I was hearing, I opted out. > God called, Pat, and he wanted me to tell you to fuck off. Amen to that brother! Dont drink the koolaid! ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/50 "2015-04-04T06:59:03Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > hetro dudes won’t let me blow them. You should try doing some research on the internet. I’ve (somehow, maybe I need to re-read the straight guy manual) seen a lot of movies where that happens, like, all the time. Oh, and there was that one dude… yeah, I probably need to dig out that manual. ---
**Author:** ![BrassyPhrase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea666f/32.png) [@BrassyPhrase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrassyPhrase)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/51 "2015-04-04T10:27:31Z")
> [@get\_lives](#): > > If you wanted a list of bigots, the donor list for that GoFundMe would be a good place to start, hmm? So we could start DeFundMe? (lazy google search says that doesn’t exist.) Damn! I might HAVE FOUND MY SUPERPOWER! ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/52 "2015-04-04T11:00:55Z")
I can’t believe it took until post 45 to find the link I was expecting. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/53 "2015-04-04T12:09:21Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I understand Jesus also gets a little sex on the side. > [@elucidator](#): > > Shit, when did they move it? (thud-a-bump\* ting\*!) They didn’t have to. Remember that Roman guard guy with the spear? That’s right. I went there. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/54 "2015-04-05T00:05:45Z")
> [@BrassyPhrase](#): > > So we could start DeFundMe? > > (lazy google search says that doesn’t exist.) > > Damn! I might HAVE FOUND MY SUPERPOWER! Yeah, vBulletin needs a ‘Like’ button. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/55 "2015-04-05T03:26:20Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > They didn’t have to. Remember that Roman guard guy with the spear? > > That’s right. I went there. I did warn you about this, right? That when we get to Hell, it will always be Pledge Week? ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/56 "2015-04-05T06:06:41Z")
Ah, sperm pneumonia. The most sensual of the pneumonias. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/57 "2015-04-05T07:02:42Z")
Except you don’t know whether you’re coming or going. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/58 "2015-04-05T09:45:32Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > Jesus loves you physically! **Gotta** get that on a bumper-sticker . . . ---
**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/59 "2015-04-05T12:42:03Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > **Gotta** get that on a bumper-sticker . . . Surely you saw the South Park where they started a Christian Rock band? “I want to get down on my knees, and please Jesus / I want to feel Jesus’ love all over my face” among other songs. On a hit-or-miss show, that episode was a hit. ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717/60 "2015-04-05T14:16:11Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Blessed are the Pizzamakers, for they shall inherit the salami. Evil pork salami…that’s totally unBiblical! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-thanks-gays-its-your-fault-i-like-blow-jobs/716717.md?page=4)