DROIT DU SEIGNEUR.
Think of your family, Zoogirl, your pets.
How can you face your hampster now?
Actually, I haven’t got a hamster! I’ve got everything else though. Should I worry about the hamsters at work? After all, they’re not mine, really. I just look after 'em.
(plaintively - Unca Cece…)
My family’s tough. Hey, we’re talkin’ Surrey boys here. I’m probably the only mom in this neighbourhood who hasn’t already passed around a little Droit, if ya know what I mean. (wink wink, nudge nudge 
)
The potential shame…hmmmm…
But being SPOKEN TO by Unca Cece…
Oh yeah! 
Gotta be worth it!
Ooohh, Uncle Cecil! I’ve been a very, very, naughty, ignorant girl, and I need to be smitten! Won’t you please smite me, Uncle Cecil? It’s for my own good! How will I ever become less ignorant if you don’t smite me? Make my naughtly little sensibilities swell and flush and sting! Oh! Ow! Oh! Thank you Uncle Cecil!
Just passin’ through.
Maybe Cecil will welcome us, maybe he won’t. Cecil long ago singled me out for special recognition :D, so it’s no big deal to me.
:::: looks around ::::
I did not miss the third coming of the Perfect Master, did I?
THIRD??!! Ya mean I missed him again!?
Sure, I’d like a personal greeting…but I ain’t gonna go nutso about it like old “aha” did 
Maybe a few loyal old-timers posting will convince Unca Cec to make that welcome official.
Or not, but what the hell, it’s worth a shot.
Allright! If I can get a personal greeting from the MASTER himself I will…
Kiss Ed Zotti right on his butt. :eek:
Someones gotta take one for the team!
[excited young child]He DOES exist![/eyc]
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I believe I have earned 1 (one) welcome. And could I get a few signed photos as well? You know, to take care of my Christmas shopping WAAY early this year.
Just checking in in case The Master decides to give a shout out to the Chosen Ones.
There is still one poster in this thread who has not joined us.
OK, I can’t resist the slim possibility of being greeted, even if not by name, by The Master.
I’ve given up on dreaming that He will stop by Ask the Cop and thank my for my months of work Fighting Ignorance. [sub]Please excuse the shameless plug[/sub]
We await you, Master!
Is this poster planning on joining us?
Resistance is futile.
'Tain’t me! 'Tain’t me! Done plucked my own Lincoln a couple weeks back.
(Note to nocturnal_tick: It took forever, but I finally figured out what “from them pluck the Lincoln” meant. Until then I imagined a '72 Continental parked where it shouldn’t be.)
Don’t hold your breath, folks. Rumor has it Little Ed is off this week, and that couldn’t possibly happen unless Cecil is out of the country or on a serious binge (how are the Cubbies doing?) or something.
Now I’ve got this image of BJMoose excreting (for lack of a better, cleaner word) a car out of his arse. :eek:
Besides if you thought it was that, you should be damn grateful it’s been “plucked” 
Cecil ! Ceeecil!!!
Everybody in this thread is a charter member! Will you come greet us now, please?
Mr. Adams, have you lost weight? You look fabulous!
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m beginning to feel a little ridiculous sitting here braless.