Gee, why would anyone need to contact a HOSPITAL????

Look you wanna talk about aggravating? Try having a grand mal seizure that leaveth your tongue all thre-ed* up on the sides tho you can hardly make yourthelf un-erthood. Then call the hospital to ask them why the fuck they told you that there was nothing wrong with you and you did not need a scrip for anti-convulsants, and finally get connected to an operator becauth the voith-recothnithion thoftware can’t u-erthad a friggin word. Then start on a merry round of “No, I do not want Cardiolothy! I said EEG, NOT EKG! I want Neurolothy! NEUROLOTHY!!! BRAIN! NOT HEART!”

(And finally get the Neurology department, where they blithely tell you, “Because your EEG was normal.” Yeah, right.)

*Shredded. You don’t want to know.

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You have selected: REGICIDE.

If you know the name of the King or Queen being murdered, press 1.

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Birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim.

OK, but betenoir should get a free shot at Showgirls.

I want a free shot at showgirls…