# Geek Fued (with a Joker) \[Game Complete\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-fued-with-a-joker-game-complete/439679>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [February 29, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-fued-with-a-joker-game-complete/439679 "2008-02-29T22:07:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-fued-with-a-joker-game-complete/439679/61 "2008-03-02T07:56:47Z")

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OS

Windows 19 votes Score 38  
Windows XP 10 votes Score 20  
Linux 7 votes Score 14  
Unix 5 votes Score 10  
MS-DOS 3 votes Score 6  
Microsoft 1 vote Score 0  
CP/M 1 vote Score 0  
Leopard OS X 1 vote Score 0  
Vista 1 vote Score 0

Computer Company

Commodore 19 votes Score 38  
Amiga 5 votes Score 10  
TRS/Tandy 5 votes Score 10  
Wang 5 votes Score 10  
DEC 2 votes Score 4  
IBM 2 votes Score 4  
Packard Bell 2 votes Score 4  
Atari 1 vote Score 0  
HP 1 vote Score 0  
K-Pro 1 vote Score 0  
NeXT 1 vote Score 0  
Netscape 1 vote Score 0  
Osborne 1 vote Score 0  
TI 1 vote Score 0  
(one blank vote)

Profession

Engineer 9 votes Score 18  
Accountant 7 votes Score 14  
Comic Book Shop Owner 3 votes Score 6  
Mathematician 3 votes Score 6  
Computer Sales 2 votes Score 4  
Librarian 2 votes Score 4  
Physicist 2 votes Score 4  
Scientist 2 votes Score 4  
Actuary 1 vote Score 0  
Astronomer 1 vote Score 0  
Circus Performer 1 vote Score 0  
Copier Repair Tech 1 vote Score 0  
Game Designer 1 vote Score 0  
Game Store Sales Clerk 1 vote Score 0  
Help Desk 1 vote Score 0  
Laboratory Technician 1 vote Score 0  
MIS 1 vote Score 0  
Network Engineer 1 vote Score 0  
Professional Blogger 1 vote Score 0  
Ren Faire Performer 1 vote Score 0  
SysAdmin 1 vote Score 0  
System Analyst 1 vote Score 0  
Technical Writer 1 vote Score 0  
Video Store Clerk 1 vote Score 0  
Web Designer 1 vote Score 0  
WAN Administrator 1 vote Score 0

Famous Geek

Bill Gates 38 votes Score 76  
Steve Jobs 3 votes Score 6  
Albert Einstein 2 votes Score 4  
Steve Wozniak 2 votes Score 4  
Nolan Bushnell 1 vote Score 0  
Wil Wheaton 1 vote Score 0  
Stephen Hawking 1 vote Score 0

Geekwear

Glasses 24 votes Score 48  
Pocket Protector 15 votes Score 30  
T-shirt 3 votes Score 6  
Cloak 1 vote Score 0  
Jewelry Made From Electronic Components 1 vote/Score 0  
Open Collar Shirt over T-shirt 1 vote Score 0  
Personalized Underwear 1 vote Score 0  
Vendorwear 1 vote Score 0  
Visor Cap 1 vote Score 0  
Geekyitem Note: Here is where I’ve used the greatest amount of personal liberty in interpreting the various answers given to me. For example, I will maintain that glasses, that anyone might wear are a different kettle of fish from what I’ve listed as BCD glasses. (For those of you who haven’t the benefit of military service, that’s what hornrims, the heavy duty plastic glasses, and glasses with tape around the middle all were classified as: Birth Control Device glasses.) Likewise, while I’m willing to lump graphing calculators with regular calculators, I have kept both RPN calculators and calculator watches as separate answers. Finally, while I’m aware that Blackberry is not equal to PDA, ISTM that it is only different as being a PDA with wireless internet access, something that’s harder to find a PDA today without than to find one with that feature.

I have used this same liberty with a number of groups of answers, esp. hobbies, crimes and OS, to keep things separate or group them in arbitrary manners. I can usually think of arguments for and against any grouping I make, so I do ask that people bear with my idiosyncrasies.

Pocket Protector votes 9 Score 18  
Slide Rule votes 9 Score 18  
Calculator votes 5 Score 10  
PDA votes 4 Score 8  
BCD Glasses votes 3 Score 6  
Computer votes 3 Score 6  
Polyhedron die votes 3 Score 6  
Light Sabre votes 2 Score 4  
RPN Calculator votes 2 Score 4  
Calculator Watch votes 1 Score 0  
Circuit Board/Breadboard votes 1 Score 0  
Glasses votes 1 Score 0  
iPhone votes 1 Score 0  
Model Rocket votes 1 Score 0  
Model of the ‘Enterprise’ votes 1 Score 0  
Replica Star Trek Phaser votes 1 Score 0  
A Toy (not used by, nor kept for, children) votes 1 Score 0  
Vintage Synthesizer votes 1 Score 0  
USB Christmas Tree votes 1 Score 0  
Geekfilm

Revenge of the Nerds votes 14 Score 28  
Star Wars votes 13 Score 26  
Real Genius votes 4 Score 8  
Lord of the Rings votes 3 Score 6  
War Games votes 3 Score 6  
Weird Science votes 3 Score 6  
Hackers votes 1 Score 0  
Monty Python and the Holy Grail votes 1 Score 0  
Monty Python and the Meaning of Life votes 1 Score 0  
Office Space votes 1 Score 0  
Tron votes 1 Score 0  
Star Trek votes 1 Score 0  
Sneakers votes 1 Score 0  
Stargate votes 1 Score 0  
Hobby

RPG (inc. WoW, D&D, and LARP) votes 24 Score 48  
Video Gaming votes 9 Score 18  
Gaming and Wargaming votes 5 Score 10  
Chess votes 1 Score 0  
Fanfic votes 1 Score 0  
Geocaching votes 1 Score 0  
Hacking votes 1 Score 0  
Ham Radio votes 1 Score 0  
Model Building votes 1 Score 0  
Posting on the Dope votes 1 Score 0  
Stamp Collecting votes 1 Score 0  
Train Spotting votes 1 Score 0  
Webpage Design votes 1 Score 0

Crime

Hacking\* votes 24 Score 48  
Fraud \*\* votes 6 Score 12  
Digital Piracy votes 5 Score 10  
Embezzlement votes 5 Score 10  
Identity Theft votes 4 Score 8  
Corporate Espionage votes 1 Score 0  
FTC Violations (HAM Radio) votes 1 Score 0   
Indecent Exposure votes 1 Score 0  
Possession of Light Sabre without Permit votes 1 Score 0

\*This includes Unlawful Computer Access, and DOS Attack  
\*\*This includes Wire Fraud, Computer Fraud and Phone Phreaking (Sorry, **Just Some Guy** – I really see Phone Phreaking as either fitting here, or with Hacking, not in some unique niche of its own.)

Actor The least agreement happened in this category: 48 people chose to play, and we got 28 named actors and actresses. Plus one vote for whomever played the “Lone Gunman from X-Files.”

William Shatner votes 9 Score 18  
Wil Wheaton votes 7 Score 14  
Woody Allen votes 3 Score 6  
Seth Rogen votes 3 Score 6  
Harrison Ford votes 2 Score 4  
Mark Hamill votes 2 Score 4  
Rick Moranis votes 2 Score 4  
Gillian Anderson votes 1 Score 0  
Tom Baker votes 1 Score 0  
Matthew Broderick votes 1 Score 0  
Sandra Bullock votes 1 Score 0  
Nicolas Cage votes 1 Score 0  
Bruce Campbell votes 1 Score 0  
Asia Carrera votes 1 Score 0  
Jon Cryer votes 1 Score 0  
Matt Damon votes 1 Score 0  
Anthony Michael Hall votes 1 Score 0  
Alison Hannigan votes 1 Score 0  
Walter Koenig votes 1 Score 0  
Lone Gunman from “X-Files” votes 1 Score 0  
Ian McKellen votes 1 Score 0  
Leonard Nimoy votes 1 Score 0  
Paul Reubens votes 1 Score 0  
Kevin Smith votes 1 Score 0  
Patrick Stewart votes 1 Score 0  
Jameel White votes 1 Score 0  
Rainn Wilson votes 1 Score 0  
I also find it interesting: If there was a winner for the geek movie category, Star Wars was a close second, but there were only four votes cast for cast members of those films. While Star Trek got only 1 vote for all its various incarnations, the two top actors in this category were both Star Trek stars.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Some\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ad7895/32.png) [@Just\_Some\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Some_Guy)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-fued-with-a-joker-game-complete/439679/62 "2008-03-02T08:19:48Z")

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[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]  
\*\*This includes Wire Fraud, Computer Fraud and Phone Phreaking (Sorry, **Just Some Guy** – I really see Phone Phreaking as either fitting here, or with Hacking, not in some unique niche of its own.)  
[/QUOTE]

You are so getting midnight phone calls from Zambia for that.

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-fued-with-a-joker-game-complete/439679/63 "2008-03-02T08:24:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Just Some Guy]  
You are so getting midnight phone calls from Zambia for that.  
[/QUOTE]

Just so long as I’m not paying for them, I won’t care. 😉

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-fued-with-a-joker-game-complete/439679/64 "2008-03-02T09:27:22Z")

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Diogenes the Cynic 428  
Omniscient 410  
Beadalin 376  
The Tof 376  
Roland Orzabal 376  
Wallflower 368  
Happy Lendervedder 366  
Wargamer 366  
atomicbadgerrace 364  
gonzomax 362  
Green Bean 348  
ShibbOleth 346  
Queen Tonya 342  
MadTheSwine 322  
The Cocky Watchman 320  
Really Not All That Bright 318  
Asimovian 316  
Sir Dirx 304  
Justin\_Bailey 302  
Purgatory Creek 300  
want2know 300  
Gangster Octopus 294  
bouv 292  
5 time champ 292  
Galena 284  
pravnik 282  
Zebra 270  
MsWhatsit 266  
Cosmic Relief 264  
Koldanar 260  
gardentraveler 256  
Mullinator 250  
sinjin 248  
Illuminatiprimus 248  
twickster 236  
peekercpa 232  
robardin 228  
bmoak 224  
El\_Kabong 204  
brujaja 194  
tarragon918 192  
SmartAleq 188  
dbuzman 188  
delphica 184  
Zen Beam 150  
meenie7 132  
Bites When Provoked 124  
Just Some Guy 38

Alphabetical order:

5 time champ 292  
Asimovian 316  
atomicbadgerrace 364  
Beadalin 376  
Bites When Provoked 124  
bmoak 224  
bouv 292  
brujaja 194  
Cosmic Relief 264  
dbuzman 188  
delphica 184  
Diogenes the Cynic 428  
El\_Kabong 204  
Galena 284  
Gangster Octopus 294  
gardentraveler 256  
gonzomax 362  
Green Bean 348  
Happy Lendervedder 366  
Illuminatiprimus 248  
Just Some Guy 38  
Justin\_Bailey 302  
Koldanar 260  
MadTheSwine 322  
meenie7 132  
MsWhatsit 266  
Mullinator 250  
Omniscient 410  
peekercpa 232  
pravnik 282  
Purgatory Creek 300  
Queen Tonya 342  
Really Not All That Bright 318  
robardin 228  
Roland Orzabal 376  
ShibbOleth 346  
sinjin 248  
Sir Dirx 304  
SmartAleq 188  
tarragon918 192  
The Cocky Watchman 320  
The Tof 376  
twickster 236  
Wallflower 368  
want2know 300  
Wargamer 366  
Zebra 270  
Zen Beam 150  
Congrats to **Diogenes the Cynic** , and thanks for all who played.

Now it’s someone else’s turn to run one of these monsters. Four hours collating all the data. Oy. :eek:

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**Author:** ![The\_Tof](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@The\_Tof](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tof)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-fued-with-a-joker-game-complete/439679/65 "2008-03-02T10:03:29Z")

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Woot… tied for 3rd! Figures it took a Feud devoted to Geeks to get my best score, haha

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-fued-with-a-joker-game-complete/439679/66 "2008-03-02T12:52:50Z")

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[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]  
Geekyitem Note: Here is where I’ve used the greatest amount of personal liberty in interpreting the various answers given to me. For example, I will maintain that glasses, that anyone might wear are a different kettle of fish from what I’ve listed as BCD glasses. (For those of you who haven’t the benefit of military service, that’s what hornrims, the heavy duty plastic glasses, and glasses with tape around the middle all were classified as: Birth Control Device glasses.) Likewise, while I’m willing to lump graphing calculators with regular calculators, I have kept both RPN calculators and calculator watches as separate answers. Finally, while I’m aware that Blackberry is not equal to PDA, ISTM that it is only different as being a PDA with wireless internet access, something that’s harder to find a PDA today without than to find one with that feature.

I have used this same liberty with a number of groups of answers, esp. hobbies, crimes and OS, to keep things separate or group them in arbitrary manners. I can usually think of arguments for and against any grouping I make, so I do ask that people bear with my idiosyncrasies.

[/QUOTE]

I find it interesting that you took the time to group and parse these similar items, yet you didn’t see any need to join “Windows” and “Windows XP” into one answer. They are at least as similar as Graphing Calculators and Calculators and perhaps moreso.

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**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-fued-with-a-joker-game-complete/439679/67 "2008-03-02T13:11:22Z")

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I always seem to get the same score in these games, even though I consistently get quite a few top answers. Hmmmm…

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**Author:** ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-fued-with-a-joker-game-complete/439679/68 "2008-03-02T13:40:28Z")

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[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]

1. Name a Computer OS.

2. Name a defunct computer company.

3. Name a profession associated with geeks. Other than computer programmer or technician.

4. Name a famous geek.

5. Name something a geek might wear.

6. Name an object that could be described as “geeky.”

7. Name a movie that is associated with geeks.

8. Name a hobby that appeals to geeks.

9. Name a crime that might be committed by a geek.

10. Name an actor (or actress) associated with geeks.  
[/QUOTE]

11. Windows Vista

12. Commodore International

13. Comic Bookshop Owner

14. Bill Gates. (Joker)

15. Glasses

16. Personal Stormtrooper armor.

17. Star Wars (series). If specific, Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back.

18. Comic book collection.

19. Hacking.

20. Jaleel White.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-fued-with-a-joker-game-complete/439679/69 "2008-03-02T14:15:32Z")

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Damn, I had Windows but changed it to Linux, as geekier … oh well.

Hey, wait, I was _hoping_ to score badly on this one! 😃

(Yay me! I did have two zero-point answers!)

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-fued-with-a-joker-game-complete/439679/70 "2008-03-02T16:11:47Z")

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I am so pleased that the Feud I’ve done the best on was the geek one. I know my roots, people.

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**Author:** ![Purgatory\_Creek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Purgatory\_Creek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purgatory_Creek)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-fued-with-a-joker-game-complete/439679/71 "2008-03-02T16:22:35Z")

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I’m fairly pleased with my nice round number. I was playing with a handicap, after all. Most of these geek things had not been invented when I first became a geek, yet I have maintained my geekdom for decades.

Thanks for the game, **OtakuLoki**.

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-fued-with-a-joker-game-complete/439679/72 "2008-03-02T17:33:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Omniscient]  
I find it interesting that you took the time to group and parse these similar items, yet you didn’t see any need to join “Windows” and “Windows XP” into one answer. They are at least as similar as Graphing Calculators and Calculators and perhaps moreso.  
[/QUOTE]

I know it can be argued that way.

But, if I did that, shouldn’t I have then grouped Vista with them, as well? And what about that lonely vote for Microsoft, which ended up being orphaned, when there were three other specific Microsoft OS mentioned?

In the end it came down to, for me, could the grouping work both ways? i.e. if I grouped Windows XP in with Windows, in my mind it would be saying that it would work just as well to group Windows with Windows XP? And I just couldn’t get the logic of that second grouping to work for me.

As for graphing calculators and regular calculators: Consider this, anyone can use a TI-83 as a regular calculator, there are no specific skill sets required to get it to parse out simple maths. Which is definately not true for an RPN calculator. So, the while the graphing calculator has some capabilities that are different from those of what I’d call a ‘regular’ calculator, I know too many college grads who use one as their regular calculator, because that’s what they got used to.

Similar decisions ended up with every question’s answers, except those dealing with specific names of people. Just for an example: several people mentioned scientist as a geek job, others listed physicist, or theoretical physicist, and one person listed astronomer. All of those could, in my mind, be grouped one way: An astronomer is pretty much a specific kind of physicist, as is the theoretical physicist, and all of them are scientists. But I couldn’t accept classing scientists as physicists, even though most science is applied physics, nor could I make physicist parse out as astronomer, either.

I’ve learned my lesson: If I can think of more than one possible (for me) answer to a question, it’s not a good Feud question.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-fued-with-a-joker-game-complete/439679/73 "2008-03-02T18:22:05Z")

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Excellent job, thanks!

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-fued-with-a-joker-game-complete/439679/74 "2008-03-02T20:12:04Z")

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Yes, thanks. I did okay, considering I live under a rock.

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**Author:** ![Crocodiles\_And\_Boulevards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Crocodiles\_And\_Boulevards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crocodiles_And_Boulevards)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-fued-with-a-joker-game-complete/439679/75 "2008-03-03T08:29:25Z")

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1. Name a Computer OS. - Windows XP
2. Name a defunct computer company. - Commodore (Joker)
3. Name a profession associated with geeks. Other than computer programmer or technician. - Comic Book Store Shop Worker/Owner
4. Name a famous geek. - Stephen Hawking
5. Name something a geek might wear. - Star Wars paraphernalia
6. Name an object that could be described as “geeky.” - A toy lightsaber
7. Name a movie that is associated with geeks. - Star Wars
8. Name a hobby that appeals to geeks. - Reading comic books
9. Name a crime that might be committed by a geek. - Hacking
10. Name an actor (or actress) associated with geeks. - Vin Diesel

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**Author:** ![CatInASuit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3be4f8/32.png) [@CatInASuit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CatInASuit)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-fued-with-a-joker-game-complete/439679/76 "2008-03-03T08:52:56Z")

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I think I should have copyrighted the Joker for Family Feud games, if only I hadn’t purloined it myself.

I wonder if anyone can guess where from 😉

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-fued-with-a-joker-game-complete/439679/77 "2008-03-03T09:28:12Z")

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Game’s over, people. Gukumatz and Crocodiles And Boulevards should each get -100 points for failing to note the time limit. 😃

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-fued-with-a-joker-game-complete/439679/78 "2008-03-03T21:25:08Z")

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[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]  
I’ve learned my lesson: If I can think of more than one possible (for me) answer to a question, it’s not a good Feud question.  
[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I’d say this is probably a important point.

It all comes down to hierarchies.

Windows, as a distinct item, doesn’t really exist. It is by definition the grouping of the series of Microsoft OSes bearing it’s name.

```auto

                | --> Windows 3.1
                | --> Windows 98 ( or 98 SE)
Windows ------> | --> Windows NT
                | --> Windows 2000
                | --> Windows XP
                | --> Windows Vista

```

I see this as an identical situation to the Calculator question.

```auto

                     | --> Pocket Calculator
                     | --> Scientific Calculator
Calculator -------> | --> Graphing Calculator
                     | --> RPN Calculator
                     | --> Calculator Watch

```

The Scientist Question gets a little more complicated, and might require a different rationale.

```auto

                                          | --> Theoretical Physicist 
                 | --> Physicist ------> | --> Nuclear Physicist
                 | | --> Applied Physicist 
                 |
Scientist -----> | | --> Organic Chemist
                 | --> Chemist -------> | --> Chemical Engineer
                 | | --> Biological Chemist
                 |
                 | --> Astronomer

```

I figure the game referee can make any rules or judgments he chooses, but I think some sort of consistency is expected.

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-fued-with-a-joker-game-complete/439679/79 "2008-03-03T22:09:43Z")

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Ooh, hierarchies! I wanna do one too!

```auto

          | --> board games -------\----> | --> Monopoly
          | \
          | >--> | --> Axis and Allies
          | /
          | --> war games ---------<----> | --> Warhammer 40,000
          | \
games --> | >--> | --> Nectaris/Military Madness
          | /
          | --> video games -------<----> | --> Super Mario Bros.
          | \
          | >--> | --> World of Warcraft
          | /
          | --> roleplaying games -/----> | --> Dungeons and Dragons

```

As you can see, the game hierarchy is very complicated, with lots of cross pollination. This is only a small part, of course…

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**Author:** ![Just\_Some\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ad7895/32.png) [@Just\_Some\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Some_Guy)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-fued-with-a-joker-game-complete/439679/80 "2008-03-03T22:27:14Z")

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You’re way off on Wargames, at least as I know the hobby. This would be things like the Avalon Hill and SPI hex and counter titles. Advanced Squad Leader is a good example of this kind of game. Warhammer is a minitures game and Military Madness is a video game.

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