# Geek pick up lines

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 10, 2005, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892 "2005-03-10T20:18:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/41 "2005-03-11T09:01:04Z")

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Hey baby I’ve got root and I know exactly what to do with it.

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/42 "2005-03-11T09:19:56Z")

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**I AM THE BLACK MAGE! I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!**

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/43 "2005-03-11T09:31:02Z")

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> [@js\_africanus](#):
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> “Is that a sliderule in your pocket or do I make you normal to the plane?”

Sheer genius.

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**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/44 "2005-03-11T13:02:21Z")

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Hey baby - want me to reroute my plasma injector through your deflector dish?

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/45 "2005-03-11T13:54:13Z")

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**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/46 "2005-03-11T14:21:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> **Monstre** said:  
> In that case, would you like me to fill your PCI slot with my upgrade? I have a new power supply that will keep me running all night long.

I’d like you to examine my chipset, baby. Plug those cards in and install your drivers. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/47 "2005-03-11T17:12:49Z")

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> [@catsix](#):
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> I’d like you to examine my chipset, baby. Plug those cards in and install your drivers. 🙂

Make sure that fan is working. I wouldn’t want to overheat your processor. 🙂

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/48 "2005-03-11T17:42:45Z")

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Econ geek:

“I have lexicographic preferences for your convexities.”

“I’ve got a convexity that will be perfect for your concavity.”

“What say we have a little tatonnement—and I don’t mean the Walrasian kind!”

Econ geek hitting on triplets:

“You’ve just given me intransitive preferences.”

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**Author:** ![Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myron_Van_Horowitzski)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/49 "2005-03-11T17:48:54Z")

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You’re turning my 3.5" floppy into a big hard drive.

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**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/50 "2005-03-11T19:10:12Z")

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Oooh, your fingering of my pointer has overflowed my stack :eek:

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**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/51 "2005-03-11T19:10:15Z")

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Well, it hasn’t been quite seven years, but are you up for some _pom farr_?

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/52 "2005-03-11T19:17:49Z")

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```auto

do
{
     me;

} while (!sun.hasComeUp());

```

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/53 "2005-03-11T19:21:33Z")

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> [@Sean Factotum](#):
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> Well, it hasn’t been quite seven years, but are you up for some _pom farr_?

I certainly hope you meant **PON** farr, and not actually [pom farr](http://www.furrycritter.com/resources/dogs/Pomeranian.htm)

😃

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/54 "2005-03-11T19:34:54Z")

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> [@iampunha](#):
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> [Neeeeeeevermind](http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php)…

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**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2005, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/55 "2005-03-12T00:54:43Z")

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“Personally, I feel that mind melding is so superficial.”

“Not even the artifical life forms of Gamma 3 smile as perfectly as you.”

“My ears aren’t the only pointy parts of this Vulcan.”

“Ya wann see my Jeffries Tube?”

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**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2005, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/56 "2005-03-12T20:52:45Z")

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> [@](#):
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> **Monstre** said:  
> Make sure that fan is working. I wouldn’t want to overheat your processor.

I’ve got a liquid cooling system, baby.

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Let’s do some VHDL.

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**Author:** ![Etherman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/958977/32.png) [@Etherman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Etherman)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2005, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/57 "2005-03-12T23:29:18Z")

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Syn

Since when did the board have syntax checks? It won’t let me post that in all caps.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2005, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/58 "2005-03-14T02:19:37Z")

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> [@catsix](#):
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> I’ve got a liquid cooling system, baby.
> 
> 4920626574206974276C6C2072756E206A7573742066696E206F6E20796F75722068617264776172652E00

Mmmmmmmmmmmm… wanna flush my buffer and unwind my stack?

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**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2005, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/59 "2005-03-14T02:24:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> **Monstre** said:  
> Mmmmmmmmmmmm… wanna flush my buffer and unwind my stack?

I dunno… can you push items all night long?

You know I have a bi-directional shift register.

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**Author:** ![Scarface\_Z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Scarface\_Z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarface_Z)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2005, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/60 "2005-03-14T03:52:32Z")

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“Knowledge is power, power is the ultimate aphrodisiac. So my brain must really turn you on huh?”

If your Bi just call me Sb and we’ll be “congenerous”

My pocket isn’t the only place I’ve got protection. 😃

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