# Geek pick up lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 10, 2005, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892 "2005-03-10T20:18:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Scarface\_Z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Scarface\_Z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarface_Z)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2005, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/61 "2005-03-14T04:09:04Z")
> [@Scarface Z](#): > > If your Bi just call me Sb and we’ll be “congenerous” Stupid scientific brain that screws up basic grammar. Make that “you’re.” Part 2: Will you be my dungeon master? Yeah, I could buy you a drink, but (pulls out calculator) if I multiply the number of women I meet at the bar on an annual basis by the average price of a beer, minus the total number “ladies nights” when ladies drink free…why I could buy a new telescope with that. Now if I bought you a different drink say a cocktail, it would come out to…hey where are you going? Here, my mom told me to offer you money if you said no. Lower your deflector shields baby, this ship is coming in to “dock” ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/62 "2005-03-15T15:57:37Z")
“You’re more beautiful than this equation. See? The _X_ stands for…” “Why don’t you and your friend come back to my place and we’ll make beautiful triple-integrals together.” “I’d trade in my original Shatner hairpiece for an evening with you.” ---
**Author:** ![Devil\_s\_Advocate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Devil\_s\_Advocate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Devil_s_Advocate)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/63 "2005-03-15T22:35:46Z")
> [@Monstre](#): > > Hey baby, what’s your THAC0? I should think that “What’s your alignment?” would be more appropriate. > [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > **I AM THE BLACK MAGE! I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!** … Of course you are. I’m going in here now. Please don’t follow me. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/64 "2005-03-16T03:06:04Z")
Hi, I’m Bill Gates. Wanna see what’s in my wallet? ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/65 "2005-03-16T04:31:48Z")
Here you go. Someone needed to do this. > [@buttonjockey308](#): > > hey baby, can I buy you a nehi? > [@Hal Briston](#): > > Is it grape? Hmmm…actually, you probably weren’t talking to me. > [@buttonjockey308](#): > > It is, and no, I wasn’t, but I’ll buy you one anyway. > [@Hal Briston](#): > > Hey, thanks! So, how long you think before we get ModSlapped for using non-English? > [@buttonjockey308](#): > > Sweetfreak…How YOU doin > [@buttonjockey308](#): > > (quoting **Hal Briston** )I would say another ten posts or so, but i’m going to fly under the radar as long as I can > [@danalan](#): > > I woukd s > [@buttonjockey308](#): > > Absolutely. While you’re at it, you can test my RAM. > [@sturmhawke](#): > > When I think of you, it is as if I have failed my save versus a Feeblemind spell, and I have critically fumbled a Dex check. > [@js\_africanus](#): > > Your lips say “no,” but your eyes blink “yes.” > [@ultrafilter](#): > > Amateur. > [@catsix](#): > > I bet it’ll run just fin on your hardware. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/66 "2005-03-16T04:57:23Z")
May I buy you a drink … of _tranya_ ? Do you WiFi here often ? Haven’t we met somewhere before? A chat room? Mac convention ? A database design seminar ? ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/67 "2005-03-16T06:43:20Z")
> [@catsix](#): > > I dunno… can you push items all night long? I can pop them, too. And just wait until you see my packet ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/68 "2005-03-16T07:12:50Z")
Just call me Linux, baby, 'cause there’s nothing Micro or Soft about me! ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/69 "2005-03-16T09:25:13Z")
Let’s play peek and poke, my little sprite. ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/70 "2005-03-16T13:46:05Z")
> [@DoctorJ](#): > > Just call me Linux, baby, 'cause there’s nothing Micro or Soft about me! Brilliant. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892/71 "2005-03-16T18:59:17Z")
> [@DoctorJ](#): > > Just call me Linux, baby, 'cause there’s nothing Micro or Soft about me! Just call me Mac OS X, because I have a lickable interface. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geek-pick-up-lines/293892.md?page=3)