# Geena Davis open your mouth..

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geena-davis-open-your-mouth/326983>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 19, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geena-davis-open-your-mouth/326983 "2005-10-19T22:30:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![eenerms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@eenerms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eenerms)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geena-davis-open-your-mouth/326983/1 "2005-10-19T22:30:10Z")

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why doncha?

I’ve been watching “Commander in Chief” don’t know why, just am. Geena Davis never opens her jaw when she talks. Always talks through her teeth, just moves her lips. What’s that all about? Drives me nuts and I always make a comment about it to myself or anyone else in the room, husband, cats…

Did I mention I can’t figure out why I’m watching this show?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geena-davis-open-your-mouth/326983/2 "2005-10-19T22:32:20Z")

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Oh heavens, no! You could open a keg with those teeth.

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**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geena-davis-open-your-mouth/326983/3 "2005-10-19T22:37:23Z")

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i’d hit it

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geena-davis-open-your-mouth/326983/4 "2005-10-19T22:38:43Z")

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> [@fubbleskag](#):
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> i’d hit it

You couldn’t miss it.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geena-davis-open-your-mouth/326983/5 "2005-10-19T22:40:35Z")

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> [@fubbleskag](#):
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> i’d hit it

Amen to that. She looks better in this role than she _ever_ has.

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**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geena-davis-open-your-mouth/326983/6 "2005-10-19T22:55:22Z")

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> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#):
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> You couldn’t miss it.

Ba-dum-bump **KSshhhh!**

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**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geena-davis-open-your-mouth/326983/7 "2005-10-19T23:06:28Z")

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After the first few episodes, I have to say that I’m giving up on this one. It’s a great premise, but it’s just way too soapy for my taste. I say impeach President Allen, if for no other reason just so her husband can grow back his nuts!

Give me Patty Duke in _Hail to the Chief_ anytime!

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geena-davis-open-your-mouth/326983/8 "2005-10-19T23:14:18Z")

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[Stewie Griffin]Geena Davis doesn’t get good film roles anymore.

Her gums are too big.

She doesn’t have a good tooth-to-gum ratio.[/Stewie Griffin]

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geena-davis-open-your-mouth/326983/9 "2005-10-19T23:15:09Z")

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Actually, she’s managing a rather serious speech impediment.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geena-davis-open-your-mouth/326983/10 "2005-10-20T00:07:59Z")

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The only impediment to her speeches is that I keep zoning out and picturing her naked.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geena-davis-open-your-mouth/326983/11 "2005-10-20T00:22:02Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Actually, she’s managing a rather serious speech impediment.

I noticed that speech issue when she was on ‘Family Ties’ for a bit, and got kinda confused when I never heard it again.

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geena-davis-open-your-mouth/326983/12 "2005-10-20T00:57:27Z")

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I’m mostly liking this series, but the direction is just so prosaic–almost wooden–and the characters so wobbly, that I’m not sure yet that I’m gonna make it all the way through. There’s no sense of scope; the scale of the whole show is too small, too petty. You don’t get a sense of a world beyond the set walls; the characters don’t feel like they have any backstory. But I’m kind of in love with the idea, so I’m still giving out with the slack.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geena-davis-open-your-mouth/326983/13 "2005-10-20T03:41:30Z")

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> [@lissener](#):
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> I’m mostly liking this series, but the direction is just so prosaic–almost wooden–and the characters so wobbly, that I’m not sure yet that I’m gonna make it all the way through. There’s no sense of scope; the scale of the whole show is too small, too petty. You don’t get a sense of a world beyond the set walls; the characters don’t feel like they have any backstory. But I’m kind of in love with the idea, so I’m still giving out with the slack.

Let’s see… a show STARTS with an asinine, utterly implausible premise (that a conservative Republican Presidential nominee would pick a liberal independent as his running mate), and you’re surprised that the series isn’t well thought out?
