# Geico, I'm aware you exist. But enough is enough, for fuck's sake.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geico-im-aware-you-exist-but-enough-is-enough-for-fucks-sake/427162>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 20, 2007, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geico-im-aware-you-exist-but-enough-is-enough-for-fucks-sake/427162 "2007-11-20T05:33:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geico-im-aware-you-exist-but-enough-is-enough-for-fucks-sake/427162/41 "2007-11-21T04:15:19Z")

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[QUOTE=Lionne]  
But the lizard is cute! And ever so dapper.  
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I eagerly envision the day when the lizard and the Nasonex bee get into it.

The lizard get stung and goes into fatal anaphylactic shock, the bee dies from loss of its stinger, and we can watch TV without ever again having to experience their insufferably cute ethnic personas.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f07891/32.png) [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Plastic_Ninja)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geico-im-aware-you-exist-but-enough-is-enough-for-fucks-sake/427162/42 "2007-11-21T19:29:43Z")

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Yeah, as I understand it (must check out my policy again) Geico DOES offer towing and rental car and all that, but only for comp/collision insurance. And you can get comp/collision even if your car is not still being paid off.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think I am.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geico-im-aware-you-exist-but-enough-is-enough-for-fucks-sake/427162/43 "2007-11-21T20:00:58Z")

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I haven’t seen the cavemen for a bit now, thank god. Have they been retired?

(And I think the lizard is pretty cute.)

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**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geico-im-aware-you-exist-but-enough-is-enough-for-fucks-sake/427162/44 "2007-11-21T20:35:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Guinastasia]  
I haven’t seen the cavemen for a bit now, thank god. Have they been retired?

(And I think the lizard is pretty cute.)  
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I think even GEICO admits that the caveman concept jumped the shark when ABC produced a lame sitcom based on them.

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geico-im-aware-you-exist-but-enough-is-enough-for-fucks-sake/427162/45 "2007-11-21T20:43:29Z")

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[QUOTE=cochrane]  
Turn off the TV, go outside, take a walk, get some fresh air.

Why, it’s so easy, a _caveman_ can do it.  
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I did that and saw a plane flying around with a Geico banner.

_weeps_

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