# Gene Ray, the Time Cube Fucknut **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 6, 2002, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gene-ray-the-time-cube-fucknut/117581 "2002-07-06T03:08:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gene-ray-the-time-cube-fucknut/117581/1 "2002-07-06T03:08:40Z")
WTF, this guy’s loopier than [Dr. Bronner](http://www.drbronner.com/story.html) … Here’s a little sample of some sheer balls-to-the-wall insanity: “Man-god academic scam equals1-corner Pyramid. Rotating 4-corners prove 1-human is only 1-corner of a Higher Order Life. There is no 1-corner god in 4-corner lifetime stages of human evolution metamorphosis… wherein born baby dies to child, child dies to parent & parent dies to grand- parent corner. Adults evolve, not born. Singularity equates sex with the baby. Adult word worship is an evil adult scam. Burn the bible, honor Childhood via which adults evolve. Babble Power is suicidal.” Umm… Ok? Check out [Time Cube](http://www.timecube.com) dot com. ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gene-ray-the-time-cube-fucknut/117581/2 "2002-07-06T03:53:42Z")
Sounds as if Gene Ray and [George Hammond](http://home.attbi.com/~ghammond/) should double-date. ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gene-ray-the-time-cube-fucknut/117581/3 "2002-07-06T08:17:42Z")
We had another Time Cube pit thread not too long ago. [Gene Ray…heartwarming](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=116611&highlight=TIME+CUBE) ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2002, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gene-ray-the-time-cube-fucknut/117581/4 "2002-07-07T08:04:36Z")
“If man is five and the devil is six, then God is seven. Then God is Seven!” The guy sounds like he does a lot of hardcore drugs while listening to the Pixies. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2002, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gene-ray-the-time-cube-fucknut/117581/5 "2002-07-08T03:54:32Z")
Gene should meet [_URL Deleted_] Between the two of them they could change the world! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2002, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gene-ray-the-time-cube-fucknut/117581/6 "2002-07-08T04:08:59Z")
I think that I have found a new .Sig You are stupid and evil and do not know you are stupid and evil. ``` Gene Ray ``` ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2002, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gene-ray-the-time-cube-fucknut/117581/7 "2002-07-08T21:19:34Z")
That site actually made Wierd Earl’s a while ago. You gotta love a guy THAT crazy! ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2002, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gene-ray-the-time-cube-fucknut/117581/8 "2002-07-08T21:55:25Z")
c’mon folks, it must be true, I mean, look how big writing is. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2002, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gene-ray-the-time-cube-fucknut/117581/9 "2002-07-08T21:56:55Z")
There was a ‘the’ in there (second word from last) when I posted that, I’m certain there was, the hamsters ate it. ---
**Author:** ![Winnowill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@Winnowill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnowill)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2002, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gene-ray-the-time-cube-fucknut/117581/10 "2002-07-08T22:53:37Z")
We had a guy here (not for very long, as it happened) who had the Time Cube as his sig. What’s more, I think he meant it. ---
**Author:** ![Podkayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Podkayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Podkayne)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gene-ray-the-time-cube-fucknut/117581/11 "2002-07-09T00:11:55Z")
I’ve been a Time Cube fan for some time. I love his stuff. It’s like poetry. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gene-ray-the-time-cube-fucknut/117581/12 "2002-07-09T11:19:53Z")
Uh, poetry on acid and PCP maybe. Jack Chick is at least coherent in his irrationality. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gene-ray-the-time-cube-fucknut/117581/13 "2002-07-09T14:10:27Z")
**davidm** , I removed the link you had to Alex’s web page. I know it’s funny as shit, but we’ve had problems with Alex’s minions spamming our board when they see clicks coming from here. I realize that you don’t know the history, but _please_ don’t post a link to his page again. **DrMatrix** - SDMB Moderator ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2002, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gene-ray-the-time-cube-fucknut/117581/14 "2002-07-10T08:25:38Z")
I FUCKING LOVE TIME CUBE. “You are educated stupid and evil by stupid evil educators.” Sometimes Gene Ray can rival the Tao Te Ching in profound morsels of wisdom. Mostly, though, he just sounds like a looney fuckwhistle. I also like “Not 1 educator on Earth has objected to being called a stupid and evil bastard for not teaching Time Cube.” Wish I had known that in high school! I would have given those educated stupid cowardly cubeless jackasses a piece of my mind! My favorite Gene Ray quote is what he told me in response to a nutty prank e-mail I sent him: “You and your math are both stupid, but I love you anyway.” ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gene-ray-the-time-cube-fucknut/117581/15 "2002-07-11T02:55:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DrMatrix \* > \*\ ***davidm** , > > I removed the link you had to Alex’s web page. I know it’s funny as shit, but we’ve had problems with Alex’s minions spamming our board when they see clicks coming from here. I realize that you don’t know the history, but _please_ don’t post a link to his page again. > > **DrMatrix** - SDMB Moderator \*\* Oops! Sorry about that. :smack: He actually has minions? Geeze, I guess there are people who will fall for anything! :eek: