# General Grievous VS Bugs Bunny

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-grievous-vs-bugs-bunny/304971>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 22, 2005, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-grievous-vs-bugs-bunny/304971 "2005-05-22T18:31:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-grievous-vs-bugs-bunny/304971/21 "2005-05-23T11:48:13Z")

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> [@KJ](#):
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> I can see it now…
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> Grievous approaches Bugs with a light saber.  
> Bugs Bunny whips out two light sabers.  
> Grievous pulls out two more light sabers.  
> Bugs Bunny pulls out two double-sided light sabers.  
> Grievous then takes out four double-sided light sabers for a total of 8 light saber blades.  
> Bugs pulls out a light saber with 500 blades, then proceeds to defeat Grievous by dropping an anvil on his head.

…500 blades, a corkscrew, bottle opener, device for removing stones from horses’ hooves, & a pinup picture, & _then_ proceeds to defeat Grievous by dropping an anvil on his head. 🙂

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**Author:** ![audreyayn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@audreyayn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/audreyayn)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-grievous-vs-bugs-bunny/304971/22 "2005-05-23T11:57:27Z")

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Just reading the subject got me in hysterics. Well played, **Lumpy** , well played,

Frankly, though, I think even Daffy could get the better of Grevious. After being chopped into a billion pieces a few times first, but hey, he’s a toon.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-grievous-vs-bugs-bunny/304971/23 "2005-05-23T12:56:59Z")

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> [@KJ](#):
>
> I can see it now…
> 
> Grievous approaches Bugs with a light saber.  
> Bugs Bunny whips out two light sabers.  
> Grievous pulls out two more light sabers.  
> Bugs Bunny pulls out two double-sided light sabers.  
> Grievous then takes out four double-sided light sabers for a total of 8 light saber blades.  
> Bugs pulls out a light saber with 500 blades, then proceeds to defeat Grievous by dropping an anvil on his head.

To the tune of Barber of Seville.

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-grievous-vs-bugs-bunny/304971/24 "2005-05-23T13:37:53Z")

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No, no, no. This is how it goes down. Grievous appears to have the upper hand over Bugs, but at the last minute, he gets a message from Lord Sidious that essentially orders him to his death.

After he buys it, camera pans back to the holographic projection of Sidious. He takes off the hood to reveal – you see this coming from a mile away, don’t you – Bugs Bunny. Who then delivers his trademark, “Ain’t I a stinker?”

Th-th-th-th-th-th-that’s all folks!

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