# General Questions under spam attack

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-questions-under-spam-attack/699195>\
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**Created:** [September 22, 2014, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-questions-under-spam-attack/699195 "2014-09-22T10:01:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-questions-under-spam-attack/699195/21 "2014-09-22T11:28:02Z")

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That amardas is one ambitious fellow. Imagine what he could accomplish if he used his powers in a positive way!

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-questions-under-spam-attack/699195/22 "2014-09-22T11:29:44Z")

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> [@Bumbershoot](#):
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> That amardas is one ambitious fellow. Imagine what he could accomplish if he used his powers in a positive way!

Or evil…

You think he could empower me to shoot spiders out of my eyes?

People would fear me if I could shoot spiders out of my eyes.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-questions-under-spam-attack/699195/23 "2014-09-22T11:33:58Z")

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Seriously, there needs to be some kind of limit on threads per minute for a given user.

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**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-questions-under-spam-attack/699195/24 "2014-09-22T11:37:48Z")

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> [@davidm](#):
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> DON’T DO THIS. Those are 900 numbers. That means they probably have a per minute charge which could be any amount.

Not just 900 numbers. The “+” means that you’re supposed to dial international, and “91” is the country code for India.

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**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-questions-under-spam-attack/699195/25 "2014-09-22T11:38:13Z")

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> [@davidm](#):
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> Seriously, there needs to be some kind of limit on threads per minute for a given user.

There really does, and it’s speeding up now.

It’s been posting for almost five hours!

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-questions-under-spam-attack/699195/26 "2014-09-22T11:39:02Z")

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> [@davidm](#):
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> Seriously, there needs to be some kind of limit on threads per minute for a given user.

Well, you do have to wait 60 seconds between posts.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-questions-under-spam-attack/699195/27 "2014-09-22T11:40:23Z")

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We need Jack Bauer on the job!

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**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-questions-under-spam-attack/699195/28 "2014-09-22T11:40:35Z")

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_knock knock knock_

Colibri…

_knock knock knock_

Colibri…

_knock knock knock_

Colibri…

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-questions-under-spam-attack/699195/29 "2014-09-22T11:40:47Z")

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> [@davidm](#):
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> Seriously, there needs to be some kind of limit on threads per minute for a given user.

There is. One a minute. Or does the board hate only me?

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-questions-under-spam-attack/699195/30 "2014-09-22T11:41:44Z")

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I’m picturing some poor schmuck in the slums, posting fervently, and wondering why he hasn’t received one call.

“Maybe if I post just one moooore…”

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-questions-under-spam-attack/699195/31 "2014-09-22T11:43:28Z")

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> [@Shakes](#):
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> We need Jack Bauer on the job!

"Chloe, I need a trace on that number now! Chloe? Chloe?!! _…Dammit!!!"_

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**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-questions-under-spam-attack/699195/32 "2014-09-22T11:45:09Z")

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I think someone is on it. The spam thread that was here in ATMB is gone.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-questions-under-spam-attack/699195/33 "2014-09-22T11:45:23Z")

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> [@Shakes](#):
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> Well, you do have to wait 60 seconds between posts.

Per 5 minutes, or per hour, or per day, or something. One per minute is obviously not enough of a restriction.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-questions-under-spam-attack/699195/34 "2014-09-22T11:46:30Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> I’m picturing some poor schmuck in the slums, posting fervently, and wondering why he hasn’t received one call.
> 
> “Maybe if I post just one moooore…”

It’s almost certainly being done by software.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-questions-under-spam-attack/699195/35 "2014-09-22T11:48:14Z")

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> [@davidm](#):
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> It’s almost certainly being done by software.

(I know)

But still, the visual is priceless.

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**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-questions-under-spam-attack/699195/36 "2014-09-22T11:54:41Z")

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> [@Bumbershoot](#):
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> _knock knock knock_
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> Colibri…
> 
> _knock knock knock_
> 
> Colibri…
> 
> _knock knock knock_
> 
> Colibri…

:smack:

Of course. This is an inside job.😃

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-questions-under-spam-attack/699195/37 "2014-09-22T11:57:09Z")

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> [@Bumbershoot](#):
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> I think someone is on it. The spam thread that was here in ATMB is gone.

It’s still ongoing in GQ.

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**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-questions-under-spam-attack/699195/38 "2014-09-22T12:06:15Z")

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I think a mod may be on it. It seems to have stopped, but the old threads aren’t gone yet.

Either that, or the spammer has moved on to a forum with gullible users.

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**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-questions-under-spam-attack/699195/39 "2014-09-22T12:07:39Z")

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Gah! I spoke to soon. It has started up under a different name.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/general-questions-under-spam-attack/699195/40 "2014-09-22T12:11:47Z")

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> [@BobArrgh](#):
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> Gah! I spoke to soon. It has started up under a different name.

OOOH! A sock! He’s soooo banned!

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