# Generallissimo Francisco Franco Hoax (he's not undead, but I got egg on my face :))

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/generallissimo-francisco-franco-hoax-hes-not-undead-but-i-got-egg-on-my-face/258919>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 8, 2004, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/generallissimo-francisco-franco-hoax-hes-not-undead-but-i-got-egg-on-my-face/258919 "2004-08-08T20:27:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2004, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/generallissimo-francisco-franco-hoax-hes-not-undead-but-i-got-egg-on-my-face/258919/1 "2004-08-08T20:27:48Z")

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Just on Flemish radio, reports that he became undead today at age 112. Will post more when I find it. Don’t shoot the messenger when the rumour’s wrong please.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2004, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/generallissimo-francisco-franco-hoax-hes-not-undead-but-i-got-egg-on-my-face/258919/2 "2004-08-08T20:33:33Z")

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Ah, crap. Looks like I’ve been hoaxed. Apparently, the site http://www.generalissimofranciscofrancohasbecomeazombieandwanderstheearthinsearchofbrains.com is fake.

Guess it’ll be a while before he rises from the grave to terrorize the living and eat their tasty brains.

Damn pranksters. :o

I’ll have **Coldfire** edit the thread title accordingly.

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2004, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/generallissimo-francisco-franco-hoax-hes-not-undead-but-i-got-egg-on-my-face/258919/3 "2004-08-08T20:34:12Z")

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:rolleyes:

It had been a long time since you did the attention whoring thing. I was actually impressed with you for a while. Too bad you couldn’t keep it up.

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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2004, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/generallissimo-francisco-franco-hoax-hes-not-undead-but-i-got-egg-on-my-face/258919/4 "2004-08-08T21:08:44Z")

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And just when I was starting to enjoy your posts…

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2004, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/generallissimo-francisco-franco-hoax-hes-not-undead-but-i-got-egg-on-my-face/258919/5 "2004-08-08T21:19:52Z")

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Geeze, what are you folks’ problem? It’s a joke.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2004, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/generallissimo-francisco-franco-hoax-hes-not-undead-but-i-got-egg-on-my-face/258919/6 "2004-08-08T23:44:10Z")

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> [@Revtim](#):
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> Geeze, what are you folks’ problem? It’s a joke.

I don’t get it though, despite having read Coldfire’s Margeret Thatcher thread 😕 .

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/generallissimo-francisco-franco-hoax-hes-not-undead-but-i-got-egg-on-my-face/258919/7 "2004-08-09T03:02:58Z")

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😕 Why is posting a humorous parody in MPSIMS attention whoring? I wasn’t making fun of **Coldfire** , just using his thread as a joke vehicle.

I’m sorry if you didn’t find it funny. I did. Generalissimo Francisco Franco is now undead? 😃

Please, don’t stop enjoying my posts.

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**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/generallissimo-francisco-franco-hoax-hes-not-undead-but-i-got-egg-on-my-face/258919/8 "2004-08-09T10:27:41Z")

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[CHEVY CHASE] This just in, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead [/CHEVY CHASE]

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**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/generallissimo-francisco-franco-hoax-hes-not-undead-but-i-got-egg-on-my-face/258919/9 "2004-08-09T11:49:12Z")

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> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#):
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> I’m sorry if you didn’t find it funny.

I found it sufficiently funny, but I became very sad when I couldn’t get the generalissimofranciscofrancohasbecomeazombieandwanderstheearthinsearchofbrains link to work. ☹
