# Genital comparison shopping

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-comparison-shopping/128205>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 13, 2002, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-comparison-shopping/128205 "2002-09-13T02:01:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-comparison-shopping/128205/81 "2002-09-20T13:27:30Z")

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How about that new penis smell?

Okay, I’ll be going now. I gotta go wash my brain out with soap…

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**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-comparison-shopping/128205/82 "2002-09-20T20:04:07Z")

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Also, please be aware that major warranty service performed simultaneously on a penis and a vagina can in some cases entitle the owners to a free penis or vagina.

For instance, my wife had a 324-month vagina service at the same time as I had a 336-month unscheduled penis adjustment. We immediately submitted a claim form for the free penis or vagina, although the Manufacturer tells us it can take up to nine months to fulfill the order. It should arrive sometime in mid-February, packaged in soft pink bubble wrap.

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-comparison-shopping/128205/83 "2002-09-21T01:12:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \*  
> **How about that new penis smell?**

Actually, the ‘new penis smell’ isn’t too bad, it’s that ‘used penis smell’ that can be a problem.  
[sub]I am _so_ going to Hell for that one.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-comparison-shopping/128205/84 "2002-09-21T11:57:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by squeegee \*  
> \*\* genitals are generally purchased _with no warranty or support whatsoever_!! \*\*

If you DO go with the optional Breasts Package, including almost-but-not-quite-perfectly matched breasts, Central Sensory Disks and Auxilliary Glands, you’ve really got to think about both warranty AND support. 😛

Cartooniverse, always the boob guy. 😃

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