# Genital Naming Practices - Potential TMI **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 21, 2002, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-naming-practices-potential-tmi/115322 "2002-06-21T19:30:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Belrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed655f/32.png) [@Belrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belrix)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-naming-practices-potential-tmi/115322/1 "2002-06-21T19:30:26Z")
OK - maybe not a _potential_ TMI - maybe just TMI. So fess up - who’s got special names for **down there**. Mine: Mr. Happy Hers: Miss Muffy Too cute? ---
**Author:** ![c-of-cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@c-of-cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c-of-cyn)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-naming-practices-potential-tmi/115322/2 "2002-06-21T20:11:13Z")
I’m female. So is my girlfriend. So we call our “down theres” the same thing… \*\* shi-ni-na-na \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-naming-practices-potential-tmi/115322/3 "2002-06-21T23:05:46Z")
Sorry, no name. I don’t like the idea of someone else making all my decisions for me. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-naming-practices-potential-tmi/115322/4 "2002-06-21T23:14:20Z")
Eduardo ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-naming-practices-potential-tmi/115322/5 "2002-06-21T23:50:52Z")
Big Olaf. ---
**Author:** ![Sycorax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@Sycorax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sycorax)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-naming-practices-potential-tmi/115322/6 "2002-06-21T23:59:27Z")
No name for mine, but s.o.'s real name is Rick so I call his thang “little Ricky.” ---
**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-naming-practices-potential-tmi/115322/7 "2002-06-22T00:29:13Z")
When referring to my girly bits in conversation I always seem to use the term, well, girly bits. In private though, I call her Patches. bella–who can’t believe she just shared that. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-naming-practices-potential-tmi/115322/8 "2002-06-22T01:00:09Z")
I have not named my penis, though perhaps I will if an impressive enough title shows up here. My testicles are simply “the boys” or “my boys”. ---
**Author:** ![Stana\_Claus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stana_claus/32/13874_2.png) [@Stana\_Claus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stana_Claus)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-naming-practices-potential-tmi/115322/9 "2002-06-22T01:21:26Z")
Fred J. Meat. The J. is for “Jumbo”. He responds to Fred or Mr. Meat. Or a friendly pat on the head. Or just about anything else, for that matter. Oh, well! ---
**Author:** ![HoldenCaulfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/22d042/32.png) [@HoldenCaulfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoldenCaulfield)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-naming-practices-potential-tmi/115322/10 "2002-06-22T03:55:53Z")
My girlfriend and I have “Lisa” and “Dave” respectively after characters from NewsRadio. That was one of our favorite shows when we first started going out (I actually turned her on to it.) And we really identify with the characters on the show… Anyway, her clitoris is called “Country Girl”. I can’t remember how that one originated. Her right breast is named “Neve” after Neve Campbell. Her left breast is named “Jennifer” after Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Lopez. I think we named her butt at one point; if so, I can’t remember the name, which is weird because that is probably my favorite part of her. I hope she doesn’t mind me sharing all this… ---
**Author:** ![jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaime)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-naming-practices-potential-tmi/115322/11 "2002-06-22T05:31:01Z")
mine is princess 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-naming-practices-potential-tmi/115322/12 "2002-06-22T10:11:30Z")
Spike. ---
**Author:** ![ratty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ccd318/32.png) [@ratty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratty)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-naming-practices-potential-tmi/115322/13 "2002-06-22T11:02:26Z")
My genitalia have no names; however, I have always been fond of the term “coochie snorcher” for the vulva. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tsarina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@tsarina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tsarina)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-naming-practices-potential-tmi/115322/14 "2002-06-22T11:58:31Z")
His: Mr. Happy Mine: Miss Pussy We also have names for my buttcheeks, boobs, and bellybutton, which I won’t bother to divulge. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![white-tigeress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f475e1/32.png) [@white-tigeress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/white-tigeress)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-naming-practices-potential-tmi/115322/15 "2002-06-22T17:01:51Z")
This is all new to me but I shall try and name them and come back to you if you do not mind ?? ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-naming-practices-potential-tmi/115322/16 "2002-06-22T17:24:34Z")
Kitty, what else? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-naming-practices-potential-tmi/115322/17 "2002-06-23T05:27:34Z")
I call my unit Vlad The Impaler ---
**Author:** ![baltotop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@baltotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/baltotop)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-naming-practices-potential-tmi/115322/18 "2002-06-23T10:51:39Z")
Mine is Major…short for Major Woody (The Butt Inspector)… 😃 That is my title at another board and it just stuck i guess…I think it sounds cool… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jonno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jonno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonno)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genital-naming-practices-potential-tmi/115322/19 "2002-06-23T19:23:41Z")
The little guy has had a few names, some given, one of my choosing. Fun. “Wanna have a little fun, baby?” Tigger. Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy. Gilligan. My little buddy that gets me into trouble.