# Genitalia Removal 101-Look Ma, No Knife!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitalia-removal-101-look-ma-no-knife/264703
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [September 16, 2004, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitalia-removal-101-look-ma-no-knife/264703 "2004-09-16T16:28:40Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
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### Author:  [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2004, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitalia-removal-101-look-ma-no-knife/264703/1 "2004-09-16T16:28:40Z")
[This woman decided to end his philandering](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3655190.stm) by knocking out his teeth, biting off his testicles, and then to complete the anger trifecta, _chewing off Mr. Happy_. :eek:
Well, he won’t be cheating any more, for sure.
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### Author:  [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2004, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitalia-removal-101-look-ma-no-knife/264703/2 "2004-09-16T16:45:28Z")
_Love…soft as an easy chair…_
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### Author:  [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2004, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitalia-removal-101-look-ma-no-knife/264703/3 "2004-09-16T16:48:15Z")
Wait - she just _suspected_ him of adultery? Whatever happened to due process?
Betcha he never again says, “bite me.”
Shame they’re about to give the hamsters the afternoon off. This thread may get entertaining.
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### Author:  [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitalia-removal-101-look-ma-no-knife/264703/4 "2004-09-16T16:58:15Z")
> [@](#):
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> It is an unusual admission, as Maasai men, who often beat their wives, do not like to lose face before their community.
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> “If you do not beat your wife it’s taken that you’re a hen-pecked husband, which is not allowed in our community,” Maasai elder Johnson Ole Sipitiek told the BBC’s Network Africa programme.
A bunch of fucking savages, if you ask me. Asshole probably deserved it.
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### Author:  [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2004, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitalia-removal-101-look-ma-no-knife/264703/5 "2004-09-16T16:59:50Z")
Due process **was** observed:
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> \*\*Mr Mewet admitted he did have a girlfriend, but said he was at a loss to understand his wife’s actions as she was aware that he had other girlfriends when they got married.
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> “She knew that I had many girlfriends, and I don’t know why she complained when I got another girlfriend,” he said. \*\*
After his dad slaughters a sheep to remove any possible curse, they’re planning on suing her.
I’m taking up a collection to bring these people over to the States to appear on “Divorce Court”.
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### Author:  [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2004, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitalia-removal-101-look-ma-no-knife/264703/6 "2004-09-16T17:09:26Z")
> [@Duck Duck Goose](#):
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> Due process **was** observed:
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> After his dad slaughters a sheep to remove any possible curse, they’re planning on suing her.
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> I’m taking up a collection to bring these people over to the States to appear on “Divorce Court”.
How about Springer first?
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2004, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitalia-removal-101-look-ma-no-knife/264703/7 "2004-09-16T17:18:13Z")
[Ira]
Will you look at those snappers Ralph!
[/Ira]
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### Author:  [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2004, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitalia-removal-101-look-ma-no-knife/264703/8 "2004-09-16T18:00:19Z")
Yeeps!
Compared to this woman, Lorena Bobbitt was a _pussycat_.
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### Author:  [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2004, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitalia-removal-101-look-ma-no-knife/264703/9 "2004-09-17T01:02:42Z")
> [@](#):
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> “I don’t have a penis now,” he explained, showing the BBC’s reporter his wound.
:eek:
I wonder if it was [Judy Swallow](http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/programmes/newshour/presenters/story/2004/02/040217_judysawllow.shtml)?
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### Author:  [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2004, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitalia-removal-101-look-ma-no-knife/264703/10 "2004-09-16T21:44:34Z")
> [@Giraffe](#):
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> _Love…soft as an easy chair…_
_She doesn’t give him blow jobs… anymore…_
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### Author:  [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2004, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitalia-removal-101-look-ma-no-knife/264703/11 "2004-09-16T21:46:42Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> Yeeps!
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> Compared to this woman, Lorena Bobbitt was a _pussycat_.
See, she _learned_ from Lorena. John Wayne Bobbitt became a celebrity and did a pay-per-view porn movie based on the fame that she brought him.
If you’re going to make someone a eunich, finish off the job with the Bass-o-matic.