# Genitals Are Not "Junk" **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 25, 2010, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910 "2010-11-25T19:07:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/21 "2010-11-25T20:40:20Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Geeze, someone’s got sand in his junk. Better sand than red jalapeno peppers. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/22 "2010-11-25T20:43:08Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Geeze, someone’s got sand in his junk. How do imagine that happened? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/23 "2010-11-25T21:10:59Z")
This isn’t a zombie thread from 2002, is it? ---
**Author:** ![Page\_Fault](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ad7895/32.png) [@Page\_Fault](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Page_Fault)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/24 "2010-11-25T21:13:08Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > This isn’t a zombie thread from 2002, is it? No kidding. That term’s been around for at least 15 years, and in fairly common usage in some regions. I’m baffled that the OP’s never heard it before now. I think it’s a term that’s been used in some regions that is now getting national use? ---
**Author:** ![multimediac17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/839c29/32.png) [@multimediac17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/multimediac17)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/25 "2010-11-25T21:15:08Z")
What are you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I’mma get-get-get-get you drunk Get you love drunk off my humps. ---
**Author:** ![Phatlewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a698b9/32.png) [@Phatlewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phatlewt)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/26 "2010-11-25T21:24:02Z")
[Lord Hinjo’s Junk](http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0418.html) ---
**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/27 "2010-11-25T21:27:15Z")
I don’t call my junk that. I call them my boys. ---
**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/28 "2010-11-25T21:44:30Z")
I agree. I think genitals should be called “bling.” ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/29 "2010-11-25T21:57:09Z")
“bling dong” ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/30 "2010-11-25T22:00:14Z")
Nature’s “thermal exhaust port”. Free Rancor ride for the first who gets it. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/31 "2010-11-25T22:14:36Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Nature’s “thermal exhaust port”. > > Free Rancor ride for the first who gets it. I thought that was around the corner. ---
**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/32 "2010-11-25T22:15:31Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Nature’s “thermal exhaust port”. > > Free Rancor ride for the first who gets it. I’m not gonna be accused of being a Star Wars geek.😉 ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/33 "2010-11-25T22:19:13Z")
I’m getting a whole new angle on Mike Milken when he started flogging junk bonds. I thought it was about high risk financing, now I’m thinking it was actually some sado-masochistic fetish? ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/34 "2010-11-25T22:21:10Z")
If we don’t get it, can we still arrange for a Rancor ride? How much would it cost? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/35 "2010-11-25T22:23:14Z")
[“Pintle”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=186295%22) ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/36 "2010-11-25T23:36:53Z")
> [@multimediac17](#): > > What are you gonna do with all that junk? > All that junk inside that trunk? > I’mma get-get-get-get you drunk > > Get you love drunk off my humps. You’ve never lived until you’ve seen your middle-aged, short, [sub]_ahem_[/sub] chunky, female co-worker in scrubs dancing around the office while singing that song. I hate that song. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/37 "2010-11-25T23:41:36Z")
Figures Leno would glom onto old slang. He’s about as funny as junk cancer. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2010, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/38 "2010-11-26T00:04:56Z")
Can we still call heroin ‘junk’? ---
**Author:** ![sleeping](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@sleeping](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleeping)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2010, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/39 "2010-11-26T00:13:01Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > Can we still call heroin ‘junk’? Only if it’s dusted. Otherwise, the contemporary appellation is “H.” ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2010, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/40 "2010-11-26T00:33:05Z")
I think it’s meant to be ironic, since it seems most men are quite attached to their genitals. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910.md?page=3)