# Genitals Are Not "Junk" **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 25, 2010, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910 "2010-11-25T19:07:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/81 "2010-11-27T00:08:00Z")
> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#): > > Exactly the reason it’s good to be human. You can only lick someone else’s butt? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/82 "2010-11-27T00:14:48Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > You can only lick someone else’s butt? No, TP. The one thing that makes up for not able to claw anyone I don’t like, or sleep for 18 hours. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/83 "2010-11-27T00:25:04Z")
People really are just looking for things to be annoyed by sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/84 "2010-11-27T00:55:39Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > There’s a next generation now? Do they still wear acid washed jeans? Well, I haven’t actually watched it in a couple of years (no really!) so I’m not sure; however, I thought acid washed was all hip again. With that in mind, I have now officially declared myself ‘un-hip’. Yes, I know the rest of the world declared me un-hip years ago. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/85 "2010-11-27T00:57:44Z")
> [@Omegaman](#): > > That and feces would save me a buttload of bending over. Just wanted to see that quoted out of context 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/86 "2010-11-27T02:04:00Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > “bling dong” There’s an Avon lady joke in here somewhere. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/87 "2010-11-27T02:05:13Z")
> [@LurkMeister](#): > > Avon calling. DAmnit damnit DAMNIT! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/88 "2010-11-27T02:09:00Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > That’s not true; cats leave their puke just lying there for you to step in. Or for the dog to eat. 1…2…3… EEEEEuuuuuuWWWWWWW ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/89 "2010-11-27T02:13:09Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > _Junk_ is being freely used to describe the female endowment, if [this blog](http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2010/11/stunning-tsa-opts-out-of-groping.html) is anything to go by. The writer claims TSA officials will not be groping Sec’y Napolitano’s “junk.” But if they don’t, who will? For a woman’s genitalia to be described as “junk”, I think there has to be a certain convexity\*, \*as in a prominent mons veneris, a large clitoris, and especially full and protuberant labia. IOW, “junk” is what makes a bulge in sheer underwear. I have seen photos of women who qualify. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/90 "2010-11-27T02:42:28Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > That’s not true; cats leave their puke just lying there for you to step in. My cat not only eats her own vom, she happily hoovers up that of her siblings. Mommy’s little helper! :eek:😃 ---
**Author:** ![BrightNShiny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@BrightNShiny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrightNShiny)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/91 "2010-11-27T04:36:45Z")
You all are creating an association between genitalia and vomit in my head. STOP IT OR I WON’T BE ABLE TO HAVE SEX ANYMORE!!! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/92 "2010-11-27T04:38:19Z")
Just remember, **Lumpy** posted in the genitals and cat puke thread. Lumpy. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/93 "2010-11-27T06:40:43Z")
And butt-licking - don’t forget the butt-licking. Vomit, genitalia, butt-licking, and lumps. ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/94 "2010-11-27T13:03:19Z")
> [@BrightNShiny](#): > > You all are creating an association between genitalia and vomit in my head. STOP IT OR I WON’T BE ABLE TO HAVE SEX ANYMORE!!! I got a BJ from a girlfriend once. She was drunk and threw up a little over my junk… nice. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/95 "2010-11-27T19:18:32Z")
Vomit, genitalia, butt-licking, lumps, and vomit-powered bjs. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/96 "2010-11-27T19:29:47Z")
Shall we rename Spotty Dick Pudding to something with junk in it for the OP? ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/97 "2010-11-27T19:36:25Z")
> [@Larry\_Mudd](#): > > Quit using it that way! It’s a small Chinese watercraft, and \*that’s all it is. \* Yes! And when you bump your Junk into a Hoochie it’s called ‘Bumping Uglies’. I believe a Hooch and an Ugly are both also Chinese watercraft. ---
**Author:** ![Hippy\_Hollow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hippy_hollow/32/4841_2.png) [@Hippy\_Hollow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hippy_Hollow)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/98 "2010-11-27T19:55:35Z")
Personally, I’m a fan of the term that Rik Mayall, Ben Elton et al. used in _The Young Ones Book_. “undercarriage” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/99 "2010-11-27T23:20:23Z")
> [@Richard\_Pearse](#): > > I got a BJ from a girlfriend once. She was drunk and threw up a little over my junk… nice. :eek: You wouldn’t happen to be a member of Motley Crue, by any chance? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/genitals-are-not-junk/561910/100 "2010-11-27T23:50:14Z")
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