# George Bush has poopy pants! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 26, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-bush-has-poopy-pants/191123 "2003-07-26T18:41:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-bush-has-poopy-pants/191123/1 "2003-07-26T18:41:52Z")
GeeDubya has poopy pants! [I’m right! I’m right! I’m right!](http://www.partisandrivel.org/~dubya/poopypants.htm) It says here presidents shouldn’t have poopy pants: [http://blog.yakkity-yak.blah/yadda/oliveloaf/blahblahblah/feefiefoe.fum](http://blog.yakkity-yak.blah/yadda/oliveloaf/blahblahblah/feefiefoe.fum) I’m right! I’m right! Admit it! Just another sign…[Just another sign…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=200258) ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-bush-has-poopy-pants/191123/2 "2003-07-26T18:48:16Z")
First two links didn’t work for me. The third linked to a thread about Dubya writing on a flag. Why is this in the pit? Wheres the poopy pants evidence? Other than that, great post! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-bush-has-poopy-pants/191123/3 "2003-07-26T18:48:59Z")
first two links don’t work. ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-bush-has-poopy-pants/191123/4 "2003-07-26T18:54:46Z")
Um, the first two links are joke links. Look at the address on the second one. He’s making fun of **Reeder’s** habit of posting a link with two lines of commentary. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-bush-has-poopy-pants/191123/5 "2003-07-26T19:00:51Z")
I saw the addresses, didn’t make the assumption that the OP was joking. ok. ha. ha. where’s the exit? ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-bush-has-poopy-pants/191123/6 "2003-07-26T19:01:31Z")
I see… so it _does_ belong in the pit. I think it would have been more effective if you put **Reeder** ’s name in the title, otherwise he may not see this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-bush-has-poopy-pants/191123/7 "2003-07-26T19:02:30Z")
But GeeDubya has poopy pants, not Reeder! I’M RIGHT I’M RIGHT I’M RIGHT! ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-bush-has-poopy-pants/191123/8 "2003-07-26T19:05:31Z")
[sense of irony=OFF] This is disgusting! Just one more outrage in a continuing series. Now I suppose all the usual suspects will come in here with their excuses and their apologies for Shrub’s pants. If Clinton had been caught with poopy pants they would be all over it. Hypocrites. :mad: [/Irony] ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-bush-has-poopy-pants/191123/9 "2003-07-26T19:10:58Z")
IMPEACH THE POOPY PANTED ONE! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-bush-has-poopy-pants/191123/10 "2003-07-26T19:12:33Z")
This is fun. I should be a shreiking demagogue more often. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-bush-has-poopy-pants/191123/11 "2003-07-26T19:13:02Z")
_George Bush:_ \*\*But those were George Tenant’s pants, they were poopy when I got them! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-bush-has-poopy-pants/191123/12 "2003-07-26T19:18:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fear Itself \* > \*\*_George Bush:_ \*\*But those were George Tenant’s pants, they were poopy when I got them! \*\* \*\* LIAR! DUBYA POOPY-FIED HIS PANTS! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-bush-has-poopy-pants/191123/13 "2003-07-26T19:20:01Z")
I regret only that it is not, in fact, GeeDubya’s trousers which are full of shit. Alas. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-bush-has-poopy-pants/191123/14 "2003-07-26T19:21:59Z")
Why do I think this pit thread wouldn’t be here if it had been Clinton? That you, **Michael Ellis** , would have said Clinton was a pioneer in the face of cultural norms for pooping in his pants? This kind of obvious partisan Yes-man behavior is, sadly, just what this board has come to expect from you. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-bush-has-poopy-pants/191123/15 "2003-07-26T19:24:54Z")
Well, it’s obvious that **iampunha** is an pro-Poopy facsist. What? Godwin? Oh, poopy. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-bush-has-poopy-pants/191123/16 "2003-07-26T19:26:04Z")
_Reporter:_ **So why did you put on George Tenant’s poopy pants, Mr. President?** _George Bush:_ **Well, poopy pants are better than none!** ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-bush-has-poopy-pants/191123/17 "2003-07-26T21:21:08Z")
Ewww! Trousers of mass destruction! ---
**Author:** ![Morrigoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/858c86/32.png) [@Morrigoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morrigoon)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-bush-has-poopy-pants/191123/18 "2003-07-26T21:29:16Z")
Those aren’t Dubya’s poopy pants! Those are the WMP’s (weapons of mass poopiness) that Saddam has been hiding from us! See, they found them! ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-bush-has-poopy-pants/191123/19 "2003-07-26T22:14:09Z")
Reporter: Mr. President, do you take responsibility for crapping in your pants? Bush: I take responsibility for eating a bunch of chocolate covered pretzels. All the intelligence reports said I could wait until after the trip to go to the can. I take responsibility for making the decision, the tough decision, to sit on Air Force One with a pantload. Condoleeeeezzza “too much” Rice: Perhaps someone deep inside the bowels of the President heard that he needed to go number 2, but the President didn’t know that. Don Bumsfilled: Sure, pants were pooped. But they are workarounds. Or walk-arounds. The bottom line is that everybody thought that there was a poopy-pants _program_. Dick “Lumpy” Chinos: We honestly believed that the president would be ready to go in 45 minutes. Tony Blair: We stand by the poopy pants. Only, not too close by. Colon Power: This is a pile of shit. I’m outta here. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-bush-has-poopy-pants/191123/20 "2003-07-26T22:47:25Z")
**Hentor** , allow me to be the first to congratulate you for the above post. Congratulations for the above post. 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-bush-has-poopy-pants/191123.md?page=2)