# George Lucas needs to keep messing with Star Wars

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** movies\
**Created:** [October 13, 2020, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-lucas-needs-to-keep-messing-with-star-wars/922844 "2020-10-13T02:38:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2020, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-lucas-needs-to-keep-messing-with-star-wars/922844/1 "2020-10-13T02:38:51Z")

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As long as he’s already messed with them, he _really_ needs to go back and redo the “Special Editions” with modern technology.

George clearly got _super_ excited about **Jurassic Park** -level CGI in the mid-90s and he made the changes too early; the added CGI _really_ looks like shit. Jabba the Hutt in **Star Wars** and the sarlacc in **Jedi** are particularly shitty; the old rubber teeth sarlacc in the original looked better (and they still didn’t even fix that!).

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2020, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-lucas-needs-to-keep-messing-with-star-wars/922844/2 "2020-10-13T02:52:39Z")

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He doesn’t own them anymore.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2020, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-lucas-needs-to-keep-messing-with-star-wars/922844/3 "2020-10-13T03:08:49Z")

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They’ve done to death the whole prequel thing… surely a complete _remake_ of the original movies can’t be far off?

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2020, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-lucas-needs-to-keep-messing-with-star-wars/922844/4 "2020-10-13T04:16:41Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> They’ve done to death the whole prequel thing…surely a complete _remake_ of the original movies can’t be far off?

If Disney actually let George make it himself, _Star Wars Episode 4.1: A New and Improved Hope_ would be at least three-and-a-half hours long. A solid hour of that would be Han Solo and Greedo in a knock-down, drag-out, no-holds-barred fight to the death, on top of some kind of tall building. In the rain. At the end, Greedo would slip over the edge and be hanging on by his fingers. Solo would be all noble and yell “Take my hand, Greedo!” but instead Greedo would try to stab him with a little teeny-tiny miniature light saber or something like that, causing Greedo to plummet to his doom in a classic [Disney Villain Death](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DisneyVillainDeath).

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2020, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-lucas-needs-to-keep-messing-with-star-wars/922844/5 "2020-10-13T07:02:17Z")

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Now that is a quality rant.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2020, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-lucas-needs-to-keep-messing-with-star-wars/922844/6 "2020-10-13T15:02:06Z")

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> [@MEBuckner](#):
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> A solid hour of that would be Han Solo and Greedo in a knock-down, drag-out, no-holds-barred fight to the death, on top of some kind of tall building. In the rain.

Time…to die.

“All he’d wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.” You don’t even have to rerecord anything.

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2020, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-lucas-needs-to-keep-messing-with-star-wars/922844/7 "2020-10-13T16:21:24Z")

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he sold the company but he was consulted on plans for episode 7 and they did not use his ideas. After that he probably does not want to work with Disney

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2020, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-lucas-needs-to-keep-messing-with-star-wars/922844/8 "2020-10-14T15:49:27Z")

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Personally, although I love Lucas and Lucasfilm, he needs to move on.
