# George Lucas what the hell were you on? (Sexual innuendo from Star Wars) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2001, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-lucas-what-the-hell-were-you-on-sexual-innuendo-from-star-wars/67246 "2001-06-01T19:29:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-lucas-what-the-hell-were-you-on-sexual-innuendo-from-star-wars/67246/21 "2002-06-30T05:28:26Z")
Episode I? I’ll give it a shot. Sexually suggestive: [After a pod racer crashes and explodes into a billion pieces.] Beed Annodue: I don’t care what universe you’re from, that’s got to hurt! Qui-Gon Jinn: I need to speak to the Jedi Council. The situation has become much more complicated. C-3PO: I beg your pardon. What do you mean I’m naked? Pants-Inserted: Obi-Wan Kenobi: Master Yoda says I should be mindful of my pants. Darth Sidious: Viceroy, I don’t want to see this stunted slime in my pants again. Shmi Skywalker: Now, be brave, and don’t look in my pants. Qui-Gon Jinn: Feel, don’t think. Use your pants. Qui-Gon Jinn: My pants can be a very powerful ally. Watto: How are you going to pay for all this? Qui-Gon Jinn: I have twenty thousand Republic dataries. Watto: Republic credits? Republic credits are no good out here. I need something more real. Qui-Gon Jinn: I don’t have anything else [waves hand] but my pants will do fine. Watto: No, they won’t-a. [Qui-Gon waves his hand more firmly] Qui-Gon Jinn: My pants will do fine. Watto: No, they won’t-a. What? You think you’re some kind of Jedi, waving your pants around like that? Yoda: Fear is the path to my pants. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to my pants. I sense much fear in my pants. Anakin Skywalker: You’re a Jedi Knight, aren’t you? Qui-Gon Jinn: What makes you think that? Anakin Skywalker: I saw your pants. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon. Qui-Gon Jinn: There’s always a bigger pants. Queen Amidala: I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in my pants! Senator Palpatine: And you, young Skywalker; we shall watch your pants with great interest. ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-lucas-what-the-hell-were-you-on-sexual-innuendo-from-star-wars/67246/22 "2002-06-30T05:38:24Z")
I have nothing to add but a few snorts and some bellyaching laughter… _Ducks out of thread giggling helplessly_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Potter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Potter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Potter)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-lucas-what-the-hell-were-you-on-sexual-innuendo-from-star-wars/67246/23 "2002-06-30T16:06:48Z")
In SW2, one of Obi-Wan’s lines to Anakin, along with Ewan’s unusual choice of emphasis, sent my eyebrows flying into my hairline - IIRC, it went something along the lines of “You’ll have to learn your… (weighted pause) _position_, young padawan.” ---
**Author:** ![Nukeman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce7236/32.png) [@Nukeman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nukeman)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-lucas-what-the-hell-were-you-on-sexual-innuendo-from-star-wars/67246/24 "2002-06-30T20:53:48Z")
On a related note, here’s Lore Fitzgerald Sjöberg’s classic article [The luke side of the force](http://www.brunching.com/features/feature-lukeside.html) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-lucas-what-the-hell-were-you-on-sexual-innuendo-from-star-wars/67246/25 "2002-07-01T03:35:21Z")
> [@](#): > > But of course, one of the best is - “Wedge! Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!” If he’s not doing any good there, he can always come over to my place…(I’m a Wedge fan…Wedge rules…yummy Wedge!) ---
**Author:** ![Dieter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@Dieter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dieter)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-lucas-what-the-hell-were-you-on-sexual-innuendo-from-star-wars/67246/26 "2002-07-01T06:18:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Smeghead \* > \*\*Where did I put that email of the top 10 Star Wars lines that are improved by replacing one word with “pants”? \*\* > [@](#): > > A New Hope > > You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take her pants! > > She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander. > > Governor Tarkin. I recognised your foul pants when I was brought on board. > > These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it. > > I find your lack of pants disturbing. > > I’m not even sure which pants I’ve got on. > > He suggests that if you remove his pants he may be able to play back the entire recording. > > Luke better get those pants up by midday or there’ll be hell to pay. > > Jabba doesn’t have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser. > > Droids don’t pull peoples pants off when they lose. Wookies have been known to do that. > > With my pants down I can’t see a thing! How am I supposed to fight? > > Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good pair of pants at your side kid. > > That’s no moon… > > Threepio, hand me those pants there will you? Ok, I’m going to put these on you… > ~ Growl! > Ok Han, you, you put these on him. > ~ Don’t worry Chewie, I think I know what he has in mind. > > Lock the door. And hope they don’t have pants. > > Will you forget it! I already tried and her pants are magnetically sealed! > > Stay where you are, I just lost my pants! > ~ Pull 'em up! No its alright I … Aarrrrgh! _BANG_ > > Keep your pants on > ~ It’s no good I can’t manoeuvre > Empire Strikes Back > > Don’t blame me! I merely commented that it was freezing in the Princess’ pants! > > Well I guess you don’t know everything about women’s pants. > > Would it help if I got out of my pants and pushed? > ~ It might! > > Your pants. You will not need them. > > You cant make the jump into hyperspace in those pants! > ~ Doesn’t matter sweetheart, we’re takin’ them off! > > I love pants. > ~ I know. > Return of the Jedi > > The Emperor is coming here?! > ~ That is correct Commander, and he is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants! > > Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants. > > Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie. > > My father wears them, I wear them, my sister wears them. > > I feel the conflict within you, let go of your pants! > > Pull up, all pants, pull up! > > Han will have those pants down. We’ve got to give him more time! > > Your overconfidence is your weakness, your Highness. > ~ The hole in your pants is yours! > > Luke. . . Help me take…these pants off. ---
**Author:** ![Dieter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@Dieter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dieter)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-lucas-what-the-hell-were-you-on-sexual-innuendo-from-star-wars/67246/27 "2002-07-01T06:23:12Z")
Oh yeah, and Sexual innuendo from Star Wars… Jar Jar: “Ohhhh. Big Gooberfish!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-lucas-what-the-hell-were-you-on-sexual-innuendo-from-star-wars/67246.md?page=1)