# George W, both JCs would smack you like a bitch **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 19, 2006, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681 "2006-01-19T17:42:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/1 "2006-01-19T17:42:27Z")
Ok, I hope that everyone reading this realizes by now that the George W Bush issue isn’t a partisan issue. This motherfucker thinks he’s Julius Caesar and talks the talk about Jesus Christ, but both JCs would smack him around like a little bitch. Julius Caesar was an actual real warrior, who derived his authority from the loyalty of the troops that he went into ACTUAL COMBAT with, as was Roman custom. Rome at that time could not have a George W Bush, because they wouldn’t have a wartime president that would skip out on going to war. Jesus Christ would have dragged homeboy from the temple post haste. He would not have supported any of this bullshit about absolute power or the perverting of his message by Bush’s cronies in the Christian Right. Jesus Christ would say straight up to his face, “Your greed and power lust is not a Christian value.” On judgement day, I truly hope he does meetup with Jesus Christ, and if he isn’t willing to repent, then the solace that we have is knowing that in Hell he’s gonna be Julius Caesar’s prison bitch, which in and of itself is a pretty high honor, I’m willing to give him that much. Erek ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/2 "2006-01-19T17:58:26Z")
Yes, but John Cleese would have engaged him in an argument. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/3 "2006-01-19T18:09:36Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > Yes, but John Cleese would have engaged him in an argument. No, he wouldn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/4 "2006-01-19T18:11:38Z")
So wait, you assume Caesar will be in hell? ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/5 "2006-01-19T18:16:59Z")
> [@Revenant Threshold](#): > > No, he wouldn’t. Oh, I’m quite sure he would. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/6 "2006-01-19T18:18:00Z")
What would Jon Cryer do? I actually have a WWJCD sticker on my car. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/7 "2006-01-19T18:29:13Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > Oh, I’m quite sure he would. Nope. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/8 "2006-01-19T18:29:24Z")
Zzzzzz…huh, what? Oh, another Bush is teh suxor rant? Zzzzzz… ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/9 "2006-01-19T18:29:57Z")
How in God’s name did you manage to get me wondering what in the fuck Jane Curtin would do to George Bush? Man, that took some doin’. ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/10 "2006-01-19T18:37:12Z")
I was thinking June Cleaver. Huh. ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/11 "2006-01-19T18:42:15Z")
Since he said both JCs, I immediately thought of June Carter and Johnny Cash. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/12 "2006-01-19T18:44:53Z")
> [@Revenant Threshold](#): > > Nope. Would too. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/13 "2006-01-19T18:50:43Z")
I’m curious as to what President HAS actually led US forces into battle as President. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? See, that’s the thing about these types of rants- you may have a grievance that needs to be addressed, but then you go and say something insanely stupid to screw it all up. ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/14 "2006-01-19T18:52:41Z")
> [@Airman Doors](#): > > I’m curious as to what President HAS actually led US forces into battle as President. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? > > See, that’s the thing about these types of rants- you may have a grievance that needs to be addressed, but then you go and say something insanely stupid to screw it all up. George Washington is the only one who came close. He led troops toward a battle, in Pennsylvania, I believe, but did not go as far as where the enemy was. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/15 "2006-01-19T18:56:45Z")
**Revenant Threshold** , **Mr Bus Guy** , and **Leaffan** If you want to go on arguing you’ll have to pay for another five minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/16 "2006-01-19T18:58:48Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > **Revenant Threshold** , **Mr Bus Guy** , and **Leaffan** > If you want to go on arguing you’ll have to pay for another five minutes. Will not. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/17 "2006-01-19T19:01:41Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > Will not. I’m sorry, but I’m not allowed to argue anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/18 "2006-01-19T19:07:45Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > I’m sorry, but I’m not allowed to argue anymore. Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/19 "2006-01-19T19:09:47Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position. No, I don’t and I’ve already paid for five minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/20 "2006-01-19T19:10:32Z")
> [@Crotalus](#): > > George Washington is the only one who came close. He led troops toward a battle, in Pennsylvania, I believe, but did not go as far as where the enemy was. What about Eisenhower? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681.md?page=2)