# George W, both JCs would smack you like a bitch **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 19, 2006, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681 "2006-01-19T17:42:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/21 "2006-01-19T19:11:34Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > How in God’s name did you manage to get me wondering what in the fuck Jane Curtin would do to George Bush? I’d pay to watch _that_. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/22 "2006-01-19T19:11:46Z")
> [@Lord Ashtar](#): > > What about Eisenhower? As President? When? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/23 "2006-01-19T19:14:25Z")
> [@Airman Doors](#): > > As President? When? Not as President, nor does the OP require it. Roman Emperors had to prove themselves as soldiers _first._ Grant was also a fighting President, as was JFK, Bush the Elder, and Andrew Jackson. ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/24 "2006-01-19T19:14:33Z")
> [@Lord Ashtar](#): > > What about Eisenhower? Like **Doors** said, Eisenhower wasn’t president when he led troops. GW did during the Whiskey Rebellion, while he was president. ---
**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/25 "2006-01-19T19:15:37Z")
Jimmy Carter wouldn’t smack _anybody_ around. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/26 "2006-01-19T19:21:18Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > How in God’s name did you manage to get me wondering what in the fuck Jane Curtin would do to George Bush? I know what I’d like Jane Curtin to do to _me_! ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/27 "2006-01-19T19:23:55Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > Not as President, nor does the OP require it. Roman Emperors had to prove themselves as soldiers _first._ > Grant was also a fighting President, as was JFK, Bush the Elder, and Andrew Jackson. Thanks Bosda. That sums it up pretty nicely. However, I’d also like to add, that none of those guys paraded around like they were Julius Caesar either. None of them tried to threaten the existance of the Republic. So I don’t need to measure them up to JC, because they weren’t frontin. And yes, I assume JC would be in Hell, he’s probably some kind of lord down there. Likely even running the place. Erek ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/28 "2006-01-19T19:27:13Z")
And John Carpenter could probably make a much better movie than George W! -Joe ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/29 "2006-01-19T19:27:19Z")
But what would Joan Crawford, Johnny Chan, Johnny Cash, June Carter, Jimmy Carter, Jimmy Connors and Jill Clayburgh do? ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/30 "2006-01-19T19:31:02Z")
Well I think Jimmy Carter would say “If I smacked people like a little bitch, you’d be at the top of my list.”, and I think if Johnny Cash had the chance, he’d smack him like a bitch too. The rest, well I don’t know. Erek ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/31 "2006-01-19T19:32:21Z")
Joan Collins would slap you like a bitch because she _is_ [The Bitch](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078867/). And Jackie Collins would probably do it too, just for shits and giggles. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/32 "2006-01-19T19:32:52Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > But what would Joan Crawford … Joan would certainly slap him. That’s what she does in all her pictures. (ref. _It’s a Great Feeling_) ---
**Author:** ![Plynck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Plynck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plynck)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/33 "2006-01-19T19:35:00Z")
> [@Crotalus](#): > > Like **Doors** said, Eisenhower wasn’t president when he led troops. GW did during the Whiskey Rebellion, while he was president. While we’re debating who is intended by “JC”, we are totally ignoring the ambiguity of “George W”. Now I am wondering whether the Whiskey Rebellion was a youthful prank by Yalies. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/34 "2006-01-19T19:36:25Z")
Everybody named in this thread with the initials JC would totally smack Bush upside the head, and that includes Jimmy Carter – even he can only take so much. Bush is finally proving to be the uniter he thought he was, as the people who support him are a fast-dwindling minority, and the people think he’s a disgusting pustule on the body politic balloons. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/35 "2006-01-19T19:36:56Z")
> [@flodnak](#): > > Jimmy Carter wouldn’t smack _anybody_ around. But if Bush happened to be nearby when Carter was using a nail gun? Well, accidents happen… ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/36 "2006-01-19T19:38:17Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > But what would Joan Crawford, Johnny Chan, Johnny Cash, June Carter, Jimmy Carter, Jimmy Connors and Jill Clayburgh do? Well, as someone who has seen a few tennis matches, I can guarantee that Jimmy Connors would scratch his balls. -Joe ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/37 "2006-01-19T19:43:07Z")
Wow, nice that it took my post an hour to show up, during which like half of my JCs were already posted. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/38 "2006-01-19T19:50:56Z")
Jose Canseco would definitely give being-hit-on-the-head lessons to GWB. Hold your head like this “Wahhh!” Much better. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/39 "2006-01-19T19:51:42Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > On judgement day, I truly hope he does meetup with Jesus Christ But, I thought _you_ were Christ. And you already _had_ come back. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/40 "2006-01-19T19:51:52Z")
> [@Evil Captor](#): > > Everybody named in this thread with the initials JC would totally smack Bush upside the head Well, maybe not Joe Cocker. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681.md?page=3)