# George W, both JCs would smack you like a bitch **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 19, 2006, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681 "2006-01-19T17:42:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/41 "2006-01-19T19:52:09Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > Wow, nice that it took my post an hour to show up, during which like half of my JCs were already posted. Yeah, sure, **Otto**. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/42 "2006-01-19T19:56:56Z")
> [@Airman Doors](#): > > See, that’s the thing about these types of rants- you may have a grievance that needs to be addressed, but then you go and say something insanely stupid to screw it all up. Look on the bright side. At least this time he didn’t make up any bullshit about pheremones. Besides, everyone knows that Julias Cesar had Cleopatra-attracting scent molecules. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/43 "2006-01-19T19:58:20Z")
This thread makes the baby Johnnie Cochran cry. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/44 "2006-01-19T19:58:47Z")
I think Jiminy Cricket would get his ass kicked, but Bush would feel bad about it later. ---
**Author:** ![choie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/choie/32/7829_2.png) [@choie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choie)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/45 "2006-01-19T20:05:16Z")
Of all the people mentioned as JC contenders, the one JC who’s really _likely_ to smack GWB around like the little bitch he is hasn’t been named yet. Go get 'im, [Congressman](http://www.johnconyers.com/). ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/46 "2006-01-19T20:11:34Z")
> [@Rilchiam](#): > > But if Bush happened to be nearby when Carter was using a nail gun? No no no, Carter works with _Habitat_ for Humanity. _Assassinations_ for Humanity is Pat Robertson’s outfit. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/47 "2006-01-19T20:17:09Z")
Perhaps we should send George W. in search of Judge Crater. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/48 "2006-01-19T20:19:55Z")
Unfortunately, George W doesn’t know Jack Chick. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/49 "2006-01-19T20:41:20Z")
> [@Contrapuntal](#): > > But, I thought _you_ were Christ. And you already _had_ come back. 😕 But it’s not judgement day, and if I meet George W Bush on Judgement day, if he doesn’t repent, I’ll smack him like a little bitch, I promise. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/50 "2006-01-19T20:45:51Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > No, I don’t and I’ve already paid for five minutes. I’m sorry, I’m not allowed to argue unless you pay. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/51 "2006-01-19T20:47:49Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > But it’s not judgement day, and if I meet George W Bush on Judgement day, if he doesn’t repent, I’ll smack him like a little bitch, I promise. [Judgment Day](http://www.answers.com/topic/last-judgement) From the cite–bolding mine. > [@](#): > > Bible > Judgment Day > > In the New Testament, the day at the end of time. According to the Gospels and the Book of Revelation, on this day the Earth and the sky will be in an uproar, the dead will rise from their graves, and \*\*Jesus will return \*\*to judge all the living and the dead. In judging their conduct, he will consider the deeds people do to each other, both good and bad, as if they had been done to him. (See Second Coming.) You better get cracking, Son. You have your work cut out for you. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/52 "2006-01-19T21:02:27Z")
Do I _hafta_ smack him? I’m sleepy. Can I pay someone else to do it? –Julie Carter ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/53 "2006-01-19T21:15:21Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > Yes, but John Cleese would have engaged him in an argument. I’d think he would send him down the hall to Abuse. ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/54 "2006-01-19T21:15:32Z")
> [@Airman Doors](#): > > I’m curious as to what President HAS actually led US forces into battle as President. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? > > See, that’s the thing about these types of rants- you may have a grievance that needs to be addressed, but then you go and say something insanely stupid to screw it all up. See, that’s the thing about some apologists – they introduce a little strawman argument like “as President” so they can try to screw up a thread. I understood the OP immediately – and I’m betting you did, too. Sailboat ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/55 "2006-01-19T21:34:51Z")
Perhaps we could get Jenny Craig to weigh in here? IMO, Bush is no Truman, and Jim Carrey would back me up on this. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/56 "2006-01-19T21:39:36Z")
> [@Sailboat](#): > > See, that’s the thing about some apologists – they introduce a little strawman argument like “as President” so they can try to screw up a thread. Was there a time when this thread was _not_ screwed up? Has anyone said Judy Collins yet? She’d send him to clown school. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/57 "2006-01-19T22:07:13Z")
If Jim Croce were still around he’d sic bad bad Leroy Brown on old Goergie. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/58 "2006-01-19T22:22:00Z")
Another President who actually fought in a real battle was **Theodore Roosevelt**. (IMHO Amerca’s greatest President) Yes, **Airman Doors** , I will concede that even he does not fit your stringent criteria about actually leading troops _as_ President. Still, since you are a military man, who would be your choice for a leader if you were going into battle - Teddy Roosevelt or Dubya? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![flight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbce88/32.png) [@flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flight)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/59 "2006-01-19T22:32:40Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > …Johnny Chan… Di you mean Jackie Chan? Now that is something to get into! Con you imagine JC going to town on the pres in the Oval Office. He would use a flagpole w/ flag flying to whoop the secret servive and then beat Bush like a red headed stepchild. ---
**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/60 "2006-01-19T22:59:15Z")
> [@Revenant Threshold](#): > > I’m sorry, I’m not allowed to argue unless you pay. But you aren’t even arguing! You’re just being contrary! Also, you could probably find a better argument at a white sale, perferablly JC Pennys. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681.md?page=4)