# George W, both JCs would smack you like a bitch **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 19, 2006, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681 "2006-01-19T17:42:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/101 "2006-01-20T17:18:39Z")
I’d have to go with Jose Canseco, too, either pre-, during, or post-steroids. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/102 "2006-01-20T17:42:57Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > I’d have to go with Jose Canseco, too, either pre-, during, or post-steroids. It would be cool to see Dubya, Canseco, Charo, Nicole Richey, Wilmer Valderrama and Mark Linn Baker all sharing a house on SURREAL LIFE 9 after his presidency. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/103 "2006-01-20T17:56:41Z")
> [@E. Thorp](#): > > Julia Child would have basted that turkey. Now I have an image of Julia using a turkey baster on Dubya in a very…interesting manner (think insemination). ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/104 "2006-01-20T18:00:25Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > mswas: Huh? And your comment has bearing on reality in what universe? **Monty** , please try to follow along. There is no ‘reality.’ There is ‘universe.’ There is just **mswas** and **notmswas**. > [@Sampiro](#): > > Both John & Joan Cusack would slap him and be really quirky and cute while doing it. [Joan Chen](http://www.brns.com/pages/jchen1.html) could slap me silly and I would beg for more. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/105 "2006-01-20T21:48:15Z")
**Monty** > [@](#): > > Who’d be my choice of presidents for leading me into battle? Irrelevant as presidents don’t lead into battle. Yes, my point was comparing Theodore Roosevelt to “Dubya” as leaders when they served in the military. **Airman Doors** picked up on that and that’s why he replied with another choice - Harry Truman, a World War I veteran who served with distinction. **Sailboat** Very good job of research there. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Citizen\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@Citizen\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Citizen_Bob)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/106 "2006-01-20T22:04:32Z")
> [@Contrapuntal](#): > > Joan Chen could slap me silly and I would beg for more. What about Jenny Churchill (the famed mother of Winston Churchill)? I hear she had a snake tatoo. 🙂 I think she must have slapped her son, W, at some point - So she’d probably slab bush W. ---
**Author:** ![GreyMatters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a9a28c/32.png) [@GreyMatters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreyMatters)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/107 "2006-01-20T22:05:33Z")
> [@Airman Doors](#): > > I’m curious as to what President HAS actually led US forces into battle as President. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? > > See, that’s the thing about these types of rants- you may have a grievance that needs to be addressed, but then you go and say something insanely stupid to screw it all up. If you mean as the president, then you are right. If you mean as a soldier, led US forces into war then you are wrong. Try, Theodore Roosevelt on for size. He is a pretty good fit here. Or JFK. I am sure the list is much longer than the one in my puny head. By comparison though, I do not think Julius led the army AFTER he became the emperor. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/108 "2006-01-20T23:13:07Z")
James Carville would love to smack GW around for a while. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/109 "2006-01-20T23:57:23Z")
[Julian Clary](http://www.julianclary.net/wallmenu.htm) would make him his bitch. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/110 "2006-01-21T00:53:40Z")
Dan Piraro, the creator of the cartoon “Bizarro” already rendered [WWJD if he encountered Bush](http://homepage.mac.com/dougabel/jvbindex.html). ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_Eboshi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@Lady\_Eboshi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Eboshi)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/111 "2006-01-21T18:20:17Z")
I am amazed that nobody here has wondered what [Michael Pataki](http://imdb.com/title/tt0061671/#comment) would do, given his propensity for slapping slappers. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/112 "2006-01-21T18:51:15Z")
doesn’t anyone else wonder what Joey Chitwood would do? I am picturing the **“Joey Chitwood Auto Thrill Show”** adding a new stunt. SEE JOEY SPEED UP THE RAMP AND JUMP OVER DUBYA’S EGO!!! …it’d make Evel Knievel look like a bed-wetting puss… ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/113 "2006-01-21T19:10:07Z")
I think [John Carradine](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001017/) would scare the Hell out of him. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/114 "2006-01-22T00:10:50Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > [Julian Clary](http://www.julianclary.net/wallmenu.htm) would make him his bitch. I think W could take that guy… I wonder what our own **John Corrado** would do? ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/115 "2006-01-22T00:40:27Z")
> [@GreyMatters](#): > > If you mean as the president, then you are right. If you mean as a soldier, led US forces into war then you are wrong. Try, Theodore Roosevelt on for size. He is a pretty good fit here. Or JFK. I am sure the list is much longer than the one in my puny head. > > By comparison though, I do not think Julius led the army AFTER he became the emperor. Yep, we’ve been over all that. Check out the second page. ---
**Author:** ![Leviosaurus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Leviosaurus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leviosaurus)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/116 "2006-01-22T02:14:52Z")
Jackie Chan would smack him, and do it in a more artful and amusing fashion than any listed thus far. ---
**Author:** ![Leviosaurus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Leviosaurus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leviosaurus)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681/117 "2006-01-22T02:16:08Z")
> [@Leviosaurus](#): > > Jackie Chan would smack him, and do it in a more artful and amusing fashion than any listed thus far. Oy… missed all of page 2 :smack: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-w-both-jcs-would-smack-you-like-a-bitch/340681.md?page=5)