George Washington Carver didn't invent peanut butter?!

He did produce children, but not in the natural way. He synthesized them from peanuts. Few people recognized them as his progeny since they were not Black, but a sort of pale nutty brown.

Desirous of privacy, the one surviving son, Charles, adopted the surname Brown and eventually moved to Minneapolis, where he worked as a commercial artist. The rest, as they say, is history.

The gay rumor apparently originated from Carver’s idiosyncratic pronunciation of the word peanuts. One day a reporter visiting the lab overheard him exclaiming, “The more I know peanits, the more I love peanits! I just can’t get enough peanits.”