# George Zimmerman - In the news again

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmerman-in-the-news-again/694480>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 31, 2014, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmerman-in-the-news-again/694480 "2014-07-31T13:26:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2019, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmerman-in-the-news-again/694480/1361 "2019-12-16T15:23:45Z")

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> [@LAZombie](#):
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> I know this is hard for liberal / progressive members of SDMB, but please stay on the topic of the Zimmerman case.
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> Please refute the claim that Rachel Jeantel was not the person speaking with Trayvon on the cell phone on the night of his death.
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> Thanks in advance.

The only “evidence” you have provided, in this and the other thread, shows that you are a gullible little shit. If you want to hold up a handful of bird crap and demand that we prove that it _isn’t_ a gold brick, then you insult yourself. If you make such demands over and over again, then you insult _us_.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2019, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmerman-in-the-news-again/694480/1362 "2019-12-16T16:30:46Z")

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> [@LAZombie](#):
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> Please refute the claim that Rachel Jeantel was not the person speaking with Trayvon on the cell phone on the night of his death.

[She testified under oath in open court](https://www.cnn.com/2013/06/26/justice/zimmerman-trial/index.html) that she was on the phone with Trayvon on the night of his death.

> [@LAZombie](#):
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> Why don’t you attack the accusation instead of the messenger? You claim to be a lawyer. Do some lawyering here.

My regular rate is $600/hour. It took me about 40 seconds to find a link with video. So you owe me $6.67. Please PM me for my Venmo details.

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2019, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmerman-in-the-news-again/694480/1363 "2019-12-16T17:55:39Z")

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> [@LAZombie](#):
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> Please refute the claim that Rachel Jeantel was not the person speaking with Trayvon on the cell phone on the night of his death…

Go fuck yourself, you trolling motherfucker.

If you’re making the claim that she wasn’t the person, it’s up to you to provide evidence for your claim. It’s not up to other people to refute your evidence-free speculation based on the ramblings of a conspiracy theorist.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2019, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmerman-in-the-news-again/694480/1364 "2019-12-16T18:01:53Z")

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> [@LAZombie](#):
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> Please refute the claim that Rachel Jeantel was not the person speaking with Trayvon on the cell phone on the night of his death.

Please refute my claim that your head is literally stuffed up your ass right at this very moment.

Thanks a bunch.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2019, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmerman-in-the-news-again/694480/1365 "2019-12-16T18:05:44Z")

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> [@LAZombie](#):
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> Please refute the claim that Rachel Jeantel was not the person speaking with Trayvon on the cell phone on the night of his death.

It has been claimed that Zimmerman is one of the shape-shifting Lizard People who walk the earth taking on human form.

Please refute this claim that Zimmerman is in fact a shape shifting Lizard Man, and is therefore not subject to laws pertaining to humans.

Thanks very much.

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**Author:** ![LAZombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b38774/32.png) [@LAZombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LAZombie)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmerman-in-the-news-again/694480/1366 "2019-12-17T00:32:11Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> [She testified under oath in open court](https://www.cnn.com/2013/06/26/justice/zimmerman-trial/index.html) that she was on the phone with Trayvon on the night of his death.
> 
> My regular rate is $600/hour. It took me about 40 seconds to find a link with video. So you owe me $6.67. Please PM me for my Venmo details.

Ha! You still can’t refute the claim that Rachel Jeantel is an imposter.

The Martin family lawyer Crump initially described the person Trayvon was speaking with as his girlfriend who was 16. Rachel Jeantel suddenly became his “friend” and was 18 at the time. So many people refer to Jeantel as Trayvon’s girlfriend because that is how she was initially described by Crump not just because they presumed their relationship.

Can you bill me at NoahGoodLiberal at [Pravda.ru](http://Pravda.ru)

Thanks in advance. You take rubles right?

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmerman-in-the-news-again/694480/1367 "2019-12-17T21:40:16Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> I’ll make you a deal, **LAZombie** : If you make a public apology for the absolute crap you posted in that 9-11 thread I’ll consider what you say in this thread with an open mind.

No, too late. Fuck him and any vomit that spews out of him…

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmerman-in-the-news-again/694480/1368 "2019-12-17T23:05:17Z")

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OK, that’s it. LAZombie: Plonk.

I’ve a good record of having people I add to my Ignore list being banned, even though it took years for some of them.

I’m ahead of the curve, I guess.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmerman-in-the-news-again/694480/1369 "2019-12-17T23:36:37Z")

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I think I can still wring out a \*little \*more entertainment out of mocking him, but yeah, even that’s rapidly wearing thin— likewise with his compatriot **LazyPhail** who’s currently befouling a number of concurrent threads with his Trumpsucking horseshit.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmerman-in-the-news-again/694480/1370 "2019-12-18T00:30:40Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> I think I can still wring out a \*little \*more entertainment out of mocking him, but yeah, even that’s rapidly wearing thin— likewise with his compatriot **LazyPhail** who’s currently befouling a number of concurrent threads with his Trumpsucking horseshit.

He went a couple days back.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmerman-in-the-news-again/694480/1371 "2019-12-18T18:37:22Z")

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> [@LAZombie](#):
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> Ha! You still can’t refute the claim that Rachel Jeantel is an imposter.

Okay, okay. You win. I admit it: you are Rachel Jeantel.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmerman-in-the-news-again/694480/1372 "2019-12-18T18:59:57Z")

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Zimmerman still alive? Arrrgh! :mad:

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmerman-in-the-news-again/694480/1373 "2019-12-18T19:00:41Z")

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> [@Wolf333](#):
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> The claim was made by a nut job who presented no actual evidence.
> 
> Done.

This. He can just fuck the hell off.

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmerman-in-the-news-again/694480/1374 "2019-12-18T20:08:03Z")

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> [@LAZombie](#):
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> You take rubles right?

Of course your only method of paying is the Rubles you get from your handler.

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**Author:** ![duality72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duality72/32/3910_2.png) [@duality72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duality72)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2019, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmerman-in-the-news-again/694480/1375 "2019-12-19T07:23:53Z")

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Some threads are just Bizarro Land.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2019, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmerman-in-the-news-again/694480/1376 "2019-12-19T13:38:37Z")

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> [@LAZombie](#):
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> Ha! You still can’t refute the claim that Rachel Jeantel is an imposter.

I don’t think I’ve ever posted with or about you before. But this is the kind of incredibly lazy and inane thinking that should be laughed off this board. You put forth an idea (that Rachel Jeantel is a imposter), and offer absolutely no evidence to support it. Then you have the audacity? idiocy? misunderstanding of rational debate? to say it cannot be refuted. And then, when it is pointed out that she testified under oath (which is the very definition of “evidence”), you ignore it and pretend your point hasn’t been refuted. It boggles my mind that someone has so little concern over how well they debate that they’ll take that kind of inane logic that far.

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2020, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmerman-in-the-news-again/694480/1377 "2020-02-19T20:44:06Z")

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You can now add [Elizabeth Warren and Pete Buttigieg](https://www.yahoo.com/news/george-zimmerman-sues-pete-buttigieg-141100973.html)to the list of people George Zimmerman is suing.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2020, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmerman-in-the-news-again/694480/1378 "2020-02-19T20:46:47Z")

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He’s no amateur anymore; now he’s a _professional_ piece-of-shit grifter.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2020, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmerman-in-the-news-again/694480/1379 "2020-02-19T21:24:07Z")

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Ugh, die already, George!

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2020, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmerman-in-the-news-again/694480/1380 "2020-02-19T21:44:52Z")

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Every time I see this thread come out from under the rock, I hope it’s going to be news of GZ’s horrible demise.

But no. The cockroach keeps on living.

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