# George Zimmerman's BAAAAA-AAACK! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 22, 2013, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmermans-baaaaa-aaack/664218 "2013-07-22T18:02:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmermans-baaaaa-aaack/664218/1 "2013-07-22T18:02:17Z")
[http://www.wjla.com/articles/2013/07/george-zimmerman-saves-car-crash-victim-in-sanford-police-say-91701.html](http://www.wjla.com/articles/2013/07/george-zimmerman-saves-car-crash-victim-in-sanford-police-say-91701.html) I’m glad the people are okay, but I just don’t want to hear about this loser. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmermans-baaaaa-aaack/664218/2 "2013-07-22T18:04:42Z")
And yet you bring it to our attention. Thanks a lot. Roddy ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmermans-baaaaa-aaack/664218/3 "2013-07-22T18:06:09Z")
I wonder what he’ll be charged with for this. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmermans-baaaaa-aaack/664218/4 "2013-07-22T18:06:28Z")
He probably ran 'em off the road first. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmermans-baaaaa-aaack/664218/5 "2013-07-22T18:11:14Z")
It’ll be cool if it turns out this was staged. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmermans-baaaaa-aaack/664218/6 "2013-07-22T18:33:32Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > [http://www.wjla.com/articles/2013/07/george-zimmerman-saves-car-crash-victim-in-sanford-police-say-91701.html](http://www.wjla.com/articles/2013/07/george-zimmerman-saves-car-crash-victim-in-sanford-police-say-91701.html) > > I’m glad the people are okay, but I just don’t want to hear about this loser. So what would you have advised him to do, when coming upon the accident scene? “Keep driving, George; no one wants to hear about you anymore!” ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmermans-baaaaa-aaack/664218/7 "2013-07-22T18:39:30Z")
Now he’s profiling and stalking lousy drivers. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmermans-baaaaa-aaack/664218/8 "2013-07-22T18:40:21Z")
Now you just know [Cracked.com](http://Cracked.com) is going to have a photoplasty contest on GZ tainted superhero ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmermans-baaaaa-aaack/664218/9 "2013-07-22T18:48:43Z")
Obviously Zimmerman is a narcissistic sociopath. Also, there is no evidence of any car crash, Zimmerman obviously caused the accident by his reckless actions, and none of this would have happened if GZ weren’t an EMT wannabe. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmermans-baaaaa-aaack/664218/10 "2013-07-22T18:53:15Z")
Interestingly enough, when he called 911 to report the crash, the dispatcher told him to stay in his car. ---
**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmermans-baaaaa-aaack/664218/11 "2013-07-22T18:59:26Z")
I don’t know what my position on this is yet. The news story doesn’t say the race of the driver of the vehicle who he helped. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmermans-baaaaa-aaack/664218/12 "2013-07-22T19:06:06Z")
At long last, conservative humor emerges! Dennis Miller, look out! ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmermans-baaaaa-aaack/664218/13 "2013-07-22T19:07:43Z")
After he pulled the guys out from under the car, Javert recognized him and he had to flee. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmermans-baaaaa-aaack/664218/14 "2013-07-22T20:20:29Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I wonder what he’ll be charged with for this. Hee! I heard the car had a hood. ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmermans-baaaaa-aaack/664218/15 "2013-07-22T20:37:46Z")
I think we need to have a national conversation about SUV rollovers. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmermans-baaaaa-aaack/664218/16 "2013-07-22T21:35:53Z")
This is either kharma being dang unsubtle about it, or the laziest PR job ever. Being a cynic, I’m betting on the latter, while hoping for the former. ---
**Author:** ![Speak\_to\_me\_Maddie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Speak\_to\_me\_Maddie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speak_to_me_Maddie)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmermans-baaaaa-aaack/664218/17 "2013-07-22T21:44:21Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > After he pulled the guys out from under the car, Javert recognized him and he had to flee. made me laugh ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmermans-baaaaa-aaack/664218/18 "2013-07-22T21:45:10Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > [http://www.wjla.com/articles/2013/07/george-zimmerman-saves-car-crash-victim-in-sanford-police-say-91701.html](http://www.wjla.com/articles/2013/07/george-zimmerman-saves-car-crash-victim-in-sanford-police-say-91701.html) > > I’m glad the people are okay, but I just don’t want to hear about this loser. So then why are you talking about it? Also, of what race were the people in the other car. That’s the most important part! ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmermans-baaaaa-aaack/664218/19 "2013-07-22T22:06:47Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I wonder what he’ll be charged with for this. I say he gets twenty years in the electric chair for improper lane change and failure to signal.. ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmermans-baaaaa-aaack/664218/20 "2013-07-22T23:54:35Z")
There’s no actual evidence that this happened. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-zimmermans-baaaaa-aaack/664218.md?page=2)