# Geraldo Rivera brutally raped **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 12, 2012, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-rivera-brutally-raped/621708 "2012-05-12T17:12:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2012, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-rivera-brutally-raped/621708/41 "2012-05-14T03:40:27Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > This is all so one-sided. Somebody ought to say something nice about him. Really, somebody ought to. He wasn’t bad in that one Perry Mason TV movie where he played the vic. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2012, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-rivera-brutally-raped/621708/42 "2012-05-14T17:14:52Z")
> [@mhendo](#): > > When the TSA and Geraldo Rivera are on opposite sides of an argument, how the hell do you pick who the biggest douchebag is? It’s kind of like the ageless question of “Who would win in a fight? Lemmy or God?” It’s a trick question 😃 ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2012, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-rivera-brutally-raped/621708/43 "2012-05-14T17:37:47Z")
Kinda disappointed. When I opened this thread, my first thought was “Dear God, let there be video!” ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2012, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-rivera-brutally-raped/621708/44 "2012-05-14T17:51:56Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > “Manually raped”? Hell, thats gotta be better than “automagically raped” by that african american guy who looks like he should be in a mental institution for being not quite right who is wearing a motorcycle helmet while “bzzzzting” the whole time. > > Bzzztttt. Automagically done. Thank you Mr. Rivera. NO, it’s more like: Ease up on the gas. Engage the clutch. Rape. Let out the clutch while stepping on the gas. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2012, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-rivera-brutally-raped/621708/45 "2012-05-14T17:56:59Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Do you really think somebody anally probed Geraldo? :dubious: How would they know where to place the probe? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2012, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-rivera-brutally-raped/621708/46 "2012-05-14T18:00:42Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > How would they know where to place the probe? Look for his head. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2012, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-rivera-brutally-raped/621708/47 "2012-05-14T18:01:01Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Kinda disappointed. When I opened this thread, my first thought was “Dear God, let there be video!” Yep. And I think this is one case where every doper could agree that 3D and surround sound would automatically be a positive addition to this viewing pleasure. ---
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2012, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-rivera-brutally-raped/621708/48 "2012-05-14T18:08:13Z")
First comment I read, > [@](#): > > C’mon, everybody. Isn’t this a pretty big case of ignoring the extremely obvious? I mean, admit it – - if you gave Geraldo a Viagra, he’d get taller. LOL ---
**Author:** ![CyclopticXander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@CyclopticXander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CyclopticXander)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-rivera-brutally-raped/621708/49 "2012-05-16T05:37:21Z")
Quick side question, who does everyone hate him so much? ---
**Author:** ![Dave\_Hartwick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7feea3/32.png) [@Dave\_Hartwick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dave_Hartwick)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-rivera-brutally-raped/621708/50 "2012-05-16T06:46:31Z")
> [@CyclopticXander](#): > > Quick side question, who does everyone hate him so much? Because he’s a victim, that’s why. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-rivera-brutally-raped/621708/51 "2012-05-16T23:24:42Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > He’s an attention whore, though, so I’m sure he loves to have his little victim story to tell, one-upping the toddler as it were. How typical - someone says they’re raped and immediately they get called a “whore”. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-rivera-brutally-raped/621708/52 "2012-05-17T02:29:22Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Do you really think somebody anally probed Geraldo? :dubious: Yes, but it was unrelated to the TSA search. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-rivera-brutally-raped/621708/53 "2012-05-17T04:39:55Z")
Is this asshole even Latino?? I thought he was born “Jerry Rivers.” ---
**Author:** ![Dave\_Hartwick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7feea3/32.png) [@Dave\_Hartwick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dave_Hartwick)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-rivera-brutally-raped/621708/54 "2012-05-17T04:44:24Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > Is this asshole even Latino?? I thought he was born “Jerry Rivers.” Are there no depths to which you will not sink in order to discredit someone who has been sexually assaulted? ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-rivera-brutally-raped/621708/55 "2012-05-17T05:22:45Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > Is this asshole even Latino?? I thought he was born “Jerry Rivers.” [Nope.](http://www.snopes.com/media/celebrity/geraldo.asp) (Nope, his last name was never “Rivers,” I mean; the Snopes article will explain.) ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2012, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-rivera-brutally-raped/621708/56 "2012-05-19T05:20:29Z")
> [@Dave\_Hartwick](#): > > Are there no depths to which you will not sink in order to discredit someone who has been sexually assaulted? The Challenger Deep…for about three hours. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-rivera-brutally-raped/621708.md?page=2)