# Geraldo: "Some people love me; some people hate me." Anybody here love him?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-some-people-love-me-some-people-hate-me-anybody-here-love-him/374889>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 1, 2006, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-some-people-love-me-some-people-hate-me-anybody-here-love-him/374889 "2006-10-01T22:07:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![kelly5078](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6f9a4e/32.png) [@kelly5078](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kelly5078)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2006, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-some-people-love-me-some-people-hate-me-anybody-here-love-him/374889/41 "2006-10-04T15:50:40Z")

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He’s a butt munch, for sure. Still, without even getting into the assholery of Novak or O’Reilly, I don’t find him any more detestable than Barbara Walters, or John Stossel, or Maury and Connie, or …

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2006, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-some-people-love-me-some-people-hate-me-anybody-here-love-him/374889/42 "2006-10-04T16:04:49Z")

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[QUOTE=myrnajean]  
Cookie crumbs? dried soup? Weapons of Mass Distruction? :eek:  
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If the story about the affair with Mick Jagger is true (see upthread), I’d say it’s more likely his mustache is concealing a Weapon of **Ass** Destruction. 😛

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2006, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-some-people-love-me-some-people-hate-me-anybody-here-love-him/374889/43 "2006-10-04T16:06:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Evil One]  
Geraldo on tape dealing with hard news is tolerable. Geraldo live in full drama queen ad-lib is excruciating.  
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Al Capone’s vaults, anyone?

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2006, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-some-people-love-me-some-people-hate-me-anybody-here-love-him/374889/44 "2006-10-04T16:26:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic]  
Remember when he was drawing diagrams in the sand to illustrate US troops positions?  
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Yeah, that’s why I was wondering why he wasn’t summarily shot by an officer. At least someone had sense to take him on. Maybe that’s why he’s got such a bug up his butt…in addition to his head.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2006, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-some-people-love-me-some-people-hate-me-anybody-here-love-him/374889/45 "2006-10-04T16:38:33Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
Al Capone’s vaults, anyone?  
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Duly noted. See post #32.

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**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2006, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-some-people-love-me-some-people-hate-me-anybody-here-love-him/374889/46 "2006-10-04T22:24:15Z")

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This thread is turning out to be much funnier than I ever anticipated! Thanks, everyone.

I haven’t heard back yet from Geraldo’s handlers about the ratio of fan mail to hate mail.

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**Author:** ![Stan\_Shmenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/94ad74/32.png) [@Stan\_Shmenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stan_Shmenge)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-some-people-love-me-some-people-hate-me-anybody-here-love-him/374889/47 "2006-10-06T07:33:20Z")

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At least he is funny when he goes on “Conan”. Oh, wait…

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-some-people-love-me-some-people-hate-me-anybody-here-love-him/374889/48 "2006-10-06T07:58:34Z")

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Now wait a minute. Mick Jagger and David Bowie is apparently a myth, but Mick does Geraldo?? That man has no taste.

I’ll give you the Willowbrook thing. But for a long time it’s been all about him. His an asshole.

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/geraldo-some-people-love-me-some-people-hate-me-anybody-here-love-him/374889/49 "2006-10-06T08:00:05Z")

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Er…he’s

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