# Get A Haircut, Get A Blowjob **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2009, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-haircut-get-a-blowjob/522495 "2009-12-24T23:40:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-haircut-get-a-blowjob/522495/1 "2009-12-24T23:40:50Z")
Karma being a bitch! Teenage angst! Internet Wars! Sibling Rivalry! Laugh at their misfortune! [http://www.lolfbmoments.com/?p=844](http://www.lolfbmoments.com/?p=844) ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-haircut-get-a-blowjob/522495/2 "2009-12-24T23:44:55Z")
He’s a jerk. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-haircut-get-a-blowjob/522495/3 "2009-12-24T23:48:51Z")
[You’ve been scooped.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=545045&highlight=facebook) ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-haircut-get-a-blowjob/522495/4 "2009-12-24T23:48:56Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > He’s a jerk. Yeah, but she’s still a whore. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-haircut-get-a-blowjob/522495/5 "2009-12-24T23:50:49Z")
I missed the part of the list where she accepted money in exchange for sexual favors. He was breaking a house rule and got caught and because of this he tries to embarrass his sister? That’s real nice. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-haircut-get-a-blowjob/522495/6 "2009-12-24T23:52:14Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > [You’ve been scooped.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=545045&highlight=facebook) Hah. Ah well. Got this in an email and thought it was Christmas-appropriate. Modmerge, bitte? ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-haircut-get-a-blowjob/522495/7 "2009-12-24T23:54:49Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > I missed the part of the list where she accepted money in exchange for sexual favors. > > He was breaking a house rule and got caught and because of this he tries to embarrass his sister? That’s real nice. Um, call me old-fashioned, but making a physical list of guys and all the sexual favors she plans on bestowing upon them, based on their appearances, as well as having rainbow decorations just says…OK, I don’t know what it says, but its funny to me. You’re right, he shouldn’t have done what he did, but _she_ told their parents about his beer. If I was the Father, I would find the stash of beer a lot less egregious than finding my younger daughter’s sex list. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-haircut-get-a-blowjob/522495/8 "2009-12-24T23:56:41Z")
Oh horrors! She tattled on him possessing illegal substances! Yawn. I managed to make it to my 21st birthday. It’s actually not that hard. My sympathy for him is rather low. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2009, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-haircut-get-a-blowjob/522495/9 "2009-12-25T00:01:07Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > Oh horrors! She tattled on him possessing illegal substances! Yawn. I managed to make it to my 21st birthday. It’s actually not that hard. My sympathy for him is rather low. Your sympathy for either of them should be equally low…they both brought this upon themselves…and it is funny. ---
**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2009, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-haircut-get-a-blowjob/522495/10 "2009-12-25T00:04:03Z")
Damnit, I thought this thread was going to tell me how to get a blow job by getting a haircut. > [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > Laugh at their misfortune! Nope. It’s actually quite sad. At least now the parents know to take away the kid’s Internet access when they ground him. Merry Christmas, everyone! ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2009, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-haircut-get-a-blowjob/522495/11 "2009-12-25T00:05:29Z")
I still don’t see what she did wrong. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2009, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-haircut-get-a-blowjob/522495/12 "2009-12-25T07:54:27Z")
> [@TWDuke](#): > > Damnit, I thought this thread was going to tell me how to get a blow job by getting a haircut.Nope. It’s actually quite sad. At least now the parents know to take away the kid’s Internet access when they ground him. > > Merry Christmas, everyone! Sorry man. Sadly, I asked my wife about that…I really do need a haircut, but apparently, I don’t really need it that badly. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2009, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-haircut-get-a-blowjob/522495/13 "2009-12-25T08:30:28Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > I still don’t see what she did wrong. Broke the teenage siblings’ honor code. ---
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2009, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-haircut-get-a-blowjob/522495/14 "2009-12-25T09:09:25Z")
Great, now this whole damn thing is spreading around the world, some poor girl’s reputation had been besmirched, and because it’s online it’ll never go away. The Internet should be banned. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2009, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-haircut-get-a-blowjob/522495/15 "2009-12-25T09:14:57Z")
> [@kidneyfailure](#): > > The Internet should be banned. I blame Canada. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2009, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-haircut-get-a-blowjob/522495/16 "2009-12-25T14:12:00Z")
There’s [already a thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=545045) about this, so I’m closing this one.