# Get a Recipe named for you by Zenster! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 26, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269 "2000-12-26T19:03:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/1 "2000-12-26T19:03:23Z")
Someone had to do it! In keeping with the ages old tradition of setting someone else up to have to do some creative thinking, I hereby nominate **Zenster** to name a recipe after each person who replies to this here thread. Whether it be a sandwich, a dessert, or a full entree, come and claim your recipe! Then, when it is all said and done, when you tell someone on the board to Eat you, they actually can! Me first! I’d like to be something filling, please. Kind of a main course. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/2 "2000-12-26T19:05:00Z")
And for my next trick, I’ll ask the mods to kindly move this to the correct forum. ::slapping forehead:: ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/3 "2000-12-26T20:49:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > \*\*In keeping with the ages old tradition of setting someone else up to have to do some creative thinking… Me first! I’d like to be something filling, please. Kind of a main course. \*\* For you, **Mr. Cyn** it could only be; [li][**Oyster Stuffing**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=894601#post894601)[/li]_Poultry Stuffing_ [sup]Submitted by Zenster[/sup] This recipe seems fitting for a man with such _ostiones_ as you. Whenever somebody who takes exception to your hulking SUV tells you to, “stuff it” you can cheerfully pat your belly and reply, “No thanks, stuffed already.” [sub]PS: REMEMBER, NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE MAN WHO DOESN’T HAVE TO DO THE WORK.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/4 "2000-12-26T20:54:41Z")
Ok, me next. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/5 "2000-12-26T20:55:37Z")
I’ll play! How 'bout a recipe named after me Zen? Fenris ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/6 "2000-12-26T20:58:51Z")
Me Me Me!!! I’m fruity, yet oddly appealing. What ya got for me **Zenster**? ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/7 "2000-12-26T21:01:43Z")
BTW, does that mean that your Oyster Stuffing will be known from now on as Cynical Stuff? ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/8 "2000-12-26T21:02:44Z")
Alright, Zenster, sign me up. ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/9 "2000-12-26T21:04:16Z")
You know I’ve got to have a recipe named after me. Heck, it’s even easier than usual, considering **Java** will have to have something with coffee in it. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/10 "2000-12-26T21:14:09Z")
Oh me. I’m a sweet little girl. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/11 "2000-12-26T21:17:04Z")
Me too, please, please, please! Veb ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/12 "2000-12-26T21:20:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tymp \* > \*\*BTW, does that mean that your Oyster Stuffing will be known from now on as Cynical Stuff? \*\* Ha! > [@](#): > > Mmmmmmmmmm-MMMMM! Can’t get enough of that Cynical Stuff! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/13 "2000-12-26T21:31:17Z")
Me me me! Please? ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/14 "2000-12-26T21:32:33Z")
Well **porcupine** , from what I’ve heard about the contents of your purse, I guess it would have to be something that can be _dilled_. Therefore, I nominate: [li][**Greek Salad**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=850186#post850186)[/li]_Feta Chese and Vegetables with Oil Dressing_ [sup]Submitted by Zenster[/sup] A recipe with _tart_ dressing, whose country of origin covers _all_ the bases. [sup]PS: THIS REMINDS ME VERY LITTLE OF THE “HONEYMOON” SALAD; NO DRESSING AND LETTUCE ALONE.[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/15 "2000-12-26T22:53:16Z")
Ahhh what the hey. Add me to the ever growing list of names, Zenster. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/16 "2000-12-26T22:59:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fenris \* > \*\*I’ll play! > > How 'bout a recipe named after me Zen? > > Fenris \*\* If ever a mythical Nordic wolf had to fetch a ball, it had better be one of these fabulous Danish meatballs known as _frikadeller_. For all of your contributions to the Ultimate Recipe Thread, this new recipe of the week is dedicated to you **Fenris**. [li][**Frikadeller**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1000387#post1000387)[/li]_Danish Meatballs_ [sup]Submitted by Zenster[/sup] [sup]PS: ABSENT THE ABOVE, THOSE OF YOUR ENEMY MIGHT DO.[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/17 "2000-12-26T23:07:56Z")
I think betenoir sounds like some sort of chocolate dessert… ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/18 "2000-12-26T23:35:10Z")
NOTE TO SELF: MAKE SURE **Mr. CYNICAL** PAYS DEARLY FOR THIS. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/19 "2000-12-26T23:54:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zenster \* > \*\*NOTE TO SELF: MAKE SURE **Mr. CYNICAL** PAYS DEARLY FOR THIS. \*\* Bwa ha ha ha! My wickedness knows no bounds! 'Sides, what better way to pad your post count? ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/20 "2000-12-27T01:26:40Z")
Just make him pay the approved way. Create a new thread where he has to do a similar task calling on his own special talents. For instance, promote him to be the head of Hell’s Ironic Punishments division, where he gets to come up with original and unique punishments for each supplicant (Ignoring their pleas for mercy of course). Someone who is nice and cynical as he claims to be should find that easy though… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269.md?page=2)