# Get a Recipe named for you by Zenster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 26, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269 "2000-12-26T19:03:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/21 "2000-12-27T01:34:20Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Narile \*  
> **Just make him pay the approved way. Create a new thread where he has to do a similar task calling on his own special talents…**

Thanks **Narile** , excellent suggestion. I’m already working on it. He shall, nay, _will_, suffer. Speaking as a chef, I can sincerely tell you that revenge is a dish best served _cold_\*.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/22 "2000-12-27T02:15:44Z")

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I’d like to sign up for this one. Make it something a little offbeat.

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/23 "2000-12-27T02:45:59Z")

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Okay, me too! And I’m not giving any personality clues, either!

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/24 "2000-12-27T02:55:01Z")

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I want something named after me! I suppose you could take the easy way out and just use some ice-cream dessert, but you could also use the information that I love garlic and anything Italian. Your choice. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/25 "2000-12-27T03:05:28Z")

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I’ll sign up! I go good with chocolate.

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/26 "2000-12-27T05:22:45Z")

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I want one too! Say, something a little spicy?

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**Author:** ![MannyL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MannyL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MannyL)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/27 "2000-12-27T05:48:20Z")

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I want one too

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/28 "2000-12-27T06:47:21Z")

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Anyone want something named after me? I thought not.  
“Smeghead stuffing? No thanks. I just ate.”

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**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/29 "2000-12-27T06:50:17Z")

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OK, I was reading this post while trying to come up with a suitably witty 500th post.  
I failed.  
{b]zenster\*\* whatcha’ go fer me? None o’ those gallbladder killin’ ribtips tho’!!  
Hmmmm… Dim Sum?  
Thai?  
???  
lay it on!!

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/30 "2000-12-27T06:55:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Smeghead \*  
> \*\*Anyone want something named after me? I thought not.  
> “Smeghead stuffing? No thanks. I just ate.” \*\*

SmegheadCheese doesn’t sound too appetizing, either.

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**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/31 "2000-12-27T07:17:47Z")

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Please, do me too.🙂

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**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/32 "2000-12-27T08:02:29Z")

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Zenster has some work to catch up on…

I am easily palatable with whip cream and cherries. :eek:

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/33 "2000-12-27T14:53:29Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Anniz \*  
> \*\*Please, do me too.🙂 \*\*

\<looking around furtively for **Montfort** \>

I’ll, uh, lend a hand with that, **Anniz**! 😃

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/34 "2000-12-27T15:15:46Z")

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Me too, if you can think up something legal (owls are a protected species!).

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/35 "2000-12-27T20:22:06Z")

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a dessert obviously.  
go ahead…

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**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/36 "2000-12-27T20:44:32Z")

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:raises hand::

Me! Me! Me! Do you have a recipe for me? 🙂

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**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/37 "2000-12-27T21:09:15Z")

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I’ll play. Have at me.

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**Author:** ![tevya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tevya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tevya)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/38 "2000-12-27T21:50:45Z")

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Me too! I’m thinking latkes or hammentaschen or the like.

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/39 "2000-12-27T22:36:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tymp \*  
> \*\*Me Me Me!!!
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> I’m fruity, yet oddly appealing. What ya got for me **Zenster**?\*\*

For a _peach_ of a gal like you who is fond of baked goods, I’ll have to go with;

[li][\*\*Peach Streusel Pie \*\*](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=#post)[/li]_Baked Dessert_  
[sup]Submitted by FairyChatMom[/sup]

Now be sure to share some with your fellow desk jockeys!

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/40 "2000-12-27T22:50:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Maeglin \*  
> \*\*Alright, Zenster, sign me up. \*\*

For someone who spent so much time being of indeterminate gender, I’ll have to go with;

[li][**Scrambled Eggs**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=779520#post779520)[/li]_Cooking Tips for Eggs_  
[sup]Submitted by Zenster[/sup]

Now if we can just unscramble your profile to learn a little more about you!

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