# Get a Recipe named for you by Zenster! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 26, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269 "2000-12-26T19:03:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/41 "2000-12-27T23:04:58Z")
Psst! Zenster! Tymp is a GUY! ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/42 "2000-12-27T23:25:21Z")
Many pardons **Tymp**! I’ll have to come up with another recipe for you. [Maxwell Smart] Sorry about that Chief! [/Maxwell Smart] PS: Thanks **Falcon**! ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/43 "2000-12-27T23:29:25Z")
Since I was half baked in my first attempt, let’s go with a trained professional this time. Baked goods with something fruity could only be; [li][**Devil’s Food Cake w/ Chocolate-Raspberry Buttercream**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=#post)[/li]_Dessert_ [sup]Submitted by JavaMaven1[/sup] Hope this is a bit better. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/44 "2000-12-27T23:40:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JavaMaven1 \* > \*\*You know I’ve got to have a recipe named after me. > > Heck, it’s even easier than usual, considering **Java** will have to have something with coffee in it.\*\* When it comes to a professional like you **Maven** , I’m obliged to play it safe and lead with my strong suit (no, not the three piece one that needs washing!); [li][**Coffee Chemistry**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=766894#post766894)[/li]_Coffee Making Tips_ [sup]Submitted by Zenster[/sup] I really should have gone whole hog and posted a recipe for a _ristaffel_ to make a Javanese statment, but that will have to wait for another day. Once again **Java** , thanks for all of your excellent posts to the Ultimate Recipe Thread. [sup]PS: IF THERE’S NO CHEMISTRY OR BIOLOGY, THEN THEY’RE HISTORY![/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/45 "2000-12-28T00:51:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*Oh me. I’m a sweet little girl. 🙂 \*\* What could be better than some chocolate candy for a sweet young thang? [li][**Frangas**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=920432#post920432)[/li]_Chocolate Candy_ [sup]Submitted by Bumbazine[/sup] [sup]PS: STAY AWAY FROM THAT STRANGER’S CAR![/sup] ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/46 "2000-12-28T00:59:16Z")
How about me? Something with Cheez Whiz? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/47 "2000-12-28T01:16:14Z")
Mmmmmmm… I’d like to be eaten 😃 Make me exotic, decadent, and preferably chocolate covered. (and I’d like a recipe too, lol) ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/48 "2000-12-28T01:34:45Z")
Direwulf, yes, you do taste rather good with chocolate. _looks innocent_ What? Do me too! Something sweet and yummy, please? I’m just a sweet innocent angel of a little girl… right? _furtively hides devil’s horns_ Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/49 "2000-12-28T01:38:49Z")
Hey, Zenster Just so you wouldn’t feel left out, I named one after you. I don’t know how to extract post ID’s, so just go [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39219&pagenumber=6) and look at my last post towards the bottom! Fenris ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/50 "2000-12-28T01:51:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TVeblen \* > \*\*Me too, please, please, please! > Veb \*\* For a gal with so much _heart_ there is only one recipe for you **TVeblen** , _palms_… er, hands down. [li][\*\*Hearts of Palm with Creamy Vinaegrette \*\*](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=#post)[/li]_Dinner Salad_ [sup]Submitted by Zenster[/sup] [sup]PS: THE TV IN TVeblen SURE DOESN’T STAND FOR TV DINNER![sup] ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/51 "2000-12-28T01:58:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*Me me me! > > Please? \*\* All righty then **Falcon** , since you are a bird of a different feather, we shall deem you _dangerous_ to the ordinary minded rabble. Therefore I suggest; [li][**Dangerous Chicken**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=750521#post750521)[/li]_Seared Chicken Breasts in Spicey Sauce_ [sup]Submitted by **Scylla** [/sup] [sup]PS: I’LL LEAVE MAKING THE SPICY SAUCE UP TO YOU![/sup] ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/52 "2000-12-28T02:00:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zenster \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > For a gal with so much _heart_ there is only one recipe for you **TVeblen** , _palms_… er, hands down. \*\* :::swoons, blushes::: Well, I’ve had a few appreciative comments about my palms and…oh. Never mind; free associating again… _Thanks_, Zen! Off to buy ingredients, Veb ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/53 "2000-12-28T02:12:58Z")
Meanwhile, back at Zenster’s link repair shop… > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TVeblen \* > \*\*Me too, please, please, please! > Veb \*\* For a gal with so much _heart_ there is only one recipe for you **TVeblen** , _palms_… er, hands down. [li][\*\*Hearts of Palm with Creamy Vinaegrette \*\*](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=782691#post782691)[/li]_Dinner Salad_ [sup]Submitted by Zenster[/sup] [sup]PS: THE TV IN TVeblen SURE DOESN’T STAND FOR TV DINNER![/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/54 "2000-12-28T03:02:12Z")
Alright, just so the wonderful Zenster can keep track of how much work he has yet to do, here’s your list buddy… Narile, betenoir, Kat, Nymysys, thinksnow, Dire Wolf, evilbeth, MannyL, MikeG, Anniz, absoul, screech-owl, vanilla, Tabithina, obfusciatrist, tevya, racinchikki, Zyada, and me, Fairy Princess Kitty Smeghead, you I’m not sure about. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/55 "2000-12-28T07:08:06Z")
Can you do one for me that doesn’t have snake or eel in the recipe? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/56 "2000-12-28T08:09:28Z")
What can I say **Narile**? Because of your excellent suggestion about my retribution for **Mr. Cynical** , I can only say that a severe _ribbing_ is in order for someone. As an _engineer_ you will appreciate the careful step by step instructions for my; [**Barbecued Pork Spareribs**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=750221#post750221) _Authentic Memphis Style Ribs_ [sup]Submitted by **Zenster** [/sup] [sup]PS: HOPE YOU’LL BE AT THE SUPERBOWL PARTY![/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/57 "2000-12-28T08:17:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by betenoir \* > **I think betenoir sounds like some sort of chocolate dessert…** Let me _drink_ up your beauty with a recipe that _spirits_ your soul away into the dark _chocolate_ of the midnight sky with; [li][**Hot Chocolate with Bourbon**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=808719#post808719)[/li]_Dessert Drink with Spirits_ [sup]Submitted by pugluvr[/sup] [sup]PS: MARSHMALLOWS ARE OPTIONAL IF YOU’RE TOASTED ALREADY![/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/58 "2000-12-28T08:37:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kat \* > \*\*I’d like to sign up for this one. Make it something a little offbeat. \*\* Well **Kat** , since you probably got _stewed_ on your birthday and you are a _gourd_ specialist, I could only think of; [li][**Autumn Roasted Squash Soup with Apple Confit**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=760157#post760157)[/li]_Vegetarian Soup with Stewed Apples_ [sup]Submitted by JavaMaven1[/sup] [sup]PS: WHICH ONE OF YOUR PERSONALITIES BLEW OUT THE CANDLES?[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/59 "2000-12-28T08:59:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nymysys \* > \*\*Okay, me too! And I’m not giving any personality clues, either! \*\* You’ve already made this one too easy **Nymysys**. Such a _spicy_ gal as you would be difficult not to _relish_. I can only give you a _peck_ and a dollop of; [li][\*\*Pico de Gallo \*\*](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=756265#post756265)[/li]_Hot Mexican Relish_ [sup]Submitted by **Zenster** [/sup] [sup]PS: WITH FOES LIKE YOU WHO NEEDS FRIENDS?[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/60 "2000-12-28T09:16:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > **I want something named after me! I suppose you could take the easy way out and just use some ice-cream dessert, but you could also use the information that I love garlic and anything Italian. Your choice. 🙂** Let’s see, garlicky Italian food, now there’s a combination I’ve never heard of. A steak dinner would be a _rum_ go **thinksnow** , without having this _sauté_ to _bank_ upon; [li][\*\*Sauteed Mushrooms and Scallions \*\*](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=755266#post755266)[/li]_Topping for Steaks_ [sup]Submitted by **Zenster** [/sup] [sup]PS: YOU COULD SKI TO THE POLES AND NOT FIND BETTER![/sup] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269.md?page=4)