# Get a Recipe named for you by Zenster! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 26, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269 "2000-12-26T19:03:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/61 "2000-12-28T10:16:49Z")
Could ya’ do me too? ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/62 "2000-12-28T12:56:48Z")
Ohhhh, Zenster, I’d love it if you could find the time to do me as well 😃 Unfortunately, I have no pithy comment to make your job easier. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/63 "2000-12-28T18:14:56Z")
Ok, Zen, dear. I’ll bite, er… do me, er…sign me up. And, use your discretion in what recipe you pick for me. But not _too_ much discretion, ok? 😉 Please, no mushrooms or anchovies though. Desserts are always good, especially with strawberries and chocolate. I think you know my personality well enough to pick something appropriate. \ ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/64 "2000-12-28T20:35:25Z")
Zen? I’m still waiting. Please? ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/65 "2000-12-28T20:40:27Z")
Yeah, I’m starving! ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/66 "2000-12-29T06:47:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*I’ll sign up! I go good with chocolate. \*\* These sound pretty _dire_ to me. [li][**Fried Chocolate Truffles**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=863785#post863785)[/li]_Deep Fried Chocolates_ [sup]Submitted by Drain Bead[/sup] [sup]PS: BE SURE NOT TO _WOLF_ TOO MANY OF THESE![/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/67 "2000-12-29T06:57:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > \*\*I want one too! Say, something a little spicy? \*\* Something for you and your fellow _mouse_ potatoes at the office. [li][**Carne Guisada con Papas**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=774091#post774091)[/li]_Beef Chili with Potatoes_ [sup]Submitted by TVeblen[/sup] [sup]PS: THIS SHOULD GIVE A PEAPICKER SOMETHING TO DRONE ON ABOUT.[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/68 "2000-12-29T08:19:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MannyL \* > \*\*I want one too \*\* While you’re chewing up the scenery, make sure to get a bite of this; [li][**Green Ham**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=843259#post843259)[/li]_Slow Cooked Leg of Pork_ [sup]Submitted by ellykat[/sup] [sup]PS: THIS WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO SING ABOUT![/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/69 "2000-12-29T08:53:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Smeghead \* > \*\*Anyone want something named after me? I thought not. > “Smeghead stuffing? No thanks. I just ate.” \*\* …As she waved it under the old man’s nose he, muttered, “Gorgonzola…” [li][**Gorgonzola Pork Pie**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=798701#post798701)[/li]_Medallions and Cheese Pie_ [sup]Submitted by chique[/sup] [sup]PS: WITH APOLOGIES TO _CHIQUE_ BECAUSE HER RECIPE IS FINE.[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/70 "2000-12-29T09:21:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MikeG \* > \*\*OK, I was reading this post while trying to come up with a suitably witty 500th post. > I failed. > Zenster, whatcha’ go fer me? None o’ those gallbladder killin’ ribtips tho’!! > Hmmmm… Dim Sum? > Thai? > ??? > lay it on!! \*\* **Narile** got the _ribbing_ already **MikeG**. In reward for your 500th post, I give to you one of the finest flavors that I know. Grown men and women have charged the grill when these morsels are brought forth. You’ll do a _loop_ too, when you taste these. [li][**Barbacoa**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=861677#post861677)[/li]_Philippine Skewered Pork_ [sup]Submitted by Zenster[/sup] [sup]PS: MAKE THESE AND PEOPLE WILL HAVE _DESIGNS_ ON YOUR KITCHEN![/sup] ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/71 "2000-12-29T11:01:30Z")
OK, Zenster, I’d like one, too. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/72 "2000-12-29T20:47:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anniz \* > \*\*Please, do me too.🙂 \*\* A difficult as it is to _not_ take license to be licentious, I’d probably only make a _hash_ of it anyway. So, this Dane will take pleasure in giving a _Swedish_ sweetie some cooking tips instead. I’m sure that you and **Montfort** will enjoy this; [li][\*\*Bixemad \*\*](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=784712#post784712)[/li]_Danish Hash_ [sup]Submitted by Zenster[/sup] [sup]PS: IF HE DOESN’T LIKE THIS I’M SURE YOU’LL THINK OF SOMETHING![/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/73 "2000-12-29T21:58:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by absoul \* > \*\*Zenster has some work to catch up on… > > I am easily palatable with whip cream and cherries. :eek: \*\* Thanks for the reminder there **absoul** , you almost got a fish recipe for that wise crack. However, your profile was _music_ to my ears so I posted this recipe especially for you; [li][**Double Cream Cherry Pie**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1009135#post1009135)[/li]_Easy Cheesecake Adaptation_ [sup]Submitted by Zenster[/sup] [sup]PS: SOMETIMES PIE ARE SQUARED, SOMETIMES PIE ARE ROUND.[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/74 "2000-12-30T03:07:29Z")
For you **screech** , my _art-appreciating_ raptor, I give you the first recipe I posted specifically for the Ultimate Recipe Thread. We’ll put a _bird_ from the coop in the kettle for the most perfect flu, cold or hangover cure I know; [li][\*\* Sopa De Arroz Con Pollo\*\*](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=#750276post750276)[/li]_Chicken and Rice Soup_ [sup]Submitted by **Zenster** [/sup] [sup]PS: _SWOOP_ DOWN ON THIS THE NEXT TIME YOUR WINGS FEEL CLIPPED.\* [sub]This post does no justice to your profile[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/75 "2000-12-30T03:23:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*a dessert obviously. > go ahead… \*\* So now we get to **vanilla**. A sweet concoction I made up by myself is what I have for you my _orchid_. A _baker_ like you will even be able to make part of the recipe herself. [li][**Psychedellic California Strawberry Shortcake**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=761710#post761710)[/li]_Cookies with Berries and Ice Cream_ [sup]Submitted by Zenster[/sup] [sup]PS: HAVE THIS TOO OFTEN AND YOU’LL BE _SHOPPING_ FOR A NEW _SLED_![/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/76 "2000-12-30T03:45:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fenris \* > \*\*Hey, Zenster > > Just so you wouldn’t feel left out, I named one after you. I don’t know how to extract post ID’s, so just go [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39219&pagenumber=6) and look at my last post towards the bottom! > > Fenris \*\* Ouch! How in the hey did I miss this? You humble me **Fenris** , how very thoughtful of you. This shall not be forgotten. In my attempt to get to all of the formal requests you managed to sneak that little gem right under the radar. What a wonderful thing to stumble across as I peruse this thread. [sup]FOR A TUTORIAL ON EXTRACTING POST ID# 's PLEASE CHECK [THIS](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=52242) THREAD.[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/77 "2000-12-30T03:58:13Z")
Thanks, Zenster! ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/78 "2000-12-30T03:59:14Z")
::waits patiently knowing how busy Zenster is with this thread and explaining his revenge thread:: Hmmm…maybe I should update my profile 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/79 "2000-12-30T06:37:12Z")
Zenster!! I have not been to this thread in ages so I didn’t realize you had given me one. Thanks! 🙂 :😊: Will definitely work on trying to refuse candy from hot sexy strangers, but it will be hard…😉 ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/80 "2000-12-30T08:01:44Z")
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