# Get a Recipe named for you by Zenster! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 26, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269 "2000-12-26T19:03:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/121 "2001-01-02T23:57:22Z")
Well, I asked a friend to describe me for this, and his reply was: “deliciously evil, yet naive to the concept” Will this help you pick a recipe for me to be named after? Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/122 "2001-01-03T00:16:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*Well, I asked a friend to describe me for this, and his reply was: > > “deliciously evil, yet naive to the concept” > > Will this help you pick a recipe for me to be named after? Thanks. \*\* For my favorite noodle _jump rope_ gal it could only be; [li][**Oriental Cabbage Ramen Salad**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=766996#post766996)[/li]_Asian Noodle and Cabbage Salad_ [sup]Submitted by pugluvr[/sup] [sup]PS: YOU SAY _INSANE_ LIKE IT’S A _BAD_ THING.[/SUP] ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/123 "2001-01-05T04:18:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zenster \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > > \*\*Well, I asked a friend to describe me for this, and his reply was: > > > > “deliciously evil, yet naive to the concept” > > > > Will this help you pick a recipe for me to be named after? Thanks. \*\* > > For my favorite noodle _jump rope_ gal it could only be; > [li][**Oriental Cabbage Ramen Salad**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=766996#post766996)[/li]_Asian Noodle and Cabbage Salad_ > [sup]Submitted by pugluvr[/sup] > [sup]PS: YOU SAY _INSANE_ LIKE IT’S A _BAD_ THING.[/SUP] \*\* You remembered my sig from a few months ago! Now that is kewl. I like 😃 [I’ve got a surprise for you. 😉](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=53359&pagenumber=5) ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/124 "2001-01-05T08:41:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zenster \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Corvus \* > > **Could ya’ do me too?** > > By _George_ **Corvus**! Your guests will be the ones who go _slack_ when they taste this _marine_ delight. _Study_ this recipe for _high marks_ at the table; > [li][**Jacketed Fish Filets**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=767839#post767839)[/li]_Potato Wrapped Fish_ > [sup]Submitted by Zenster[/sup] > [sup]PS: YOU’LL SCORE POINTS WITH THIS _SLEEPER_ OF A DISH![/SUP] \*\* I must say, that fish dish looks delish… Thanks **Zenster** ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/125 "2001-01-05T08:56:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Corvus \* > \*\*…I must say, that fish dish looks delish… > > Thanks **Zenster** > \*\* A pleasure, my Post ID# extraction instructing friend. ---
**Author:** ![Fonz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Fonz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fonz)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/126 "2001-01-06T00:10:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zenster \* > \*\*Don’t play _fast_ and loose with your dinner guests. Slap the juke box and put this one on the table; > [li][**Eggplant Parmesan**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=888701#post888701)[/li]_Vegetarian Main Course_ > [sup]Submitted by Zenster[/sup] > [sup]PS: SERVE THIS OR RISK A HALF _BAKED_ DINNER![/SUP] \*\* That is really cool. 🆒 So, can I rename it **Fonz’s Fast Eggplant**. I can build a chain of **FFE** ’s. Beats KFC all to hell! ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/127 "2001-01-06T00:23:34Z")
You seem to be caught up now. Do ya have time for one for me??? ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/128 "2001-01-06T00:42:32Z")
Will you name a recipe after me too? ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/129 "2001-01-06T00:50:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wring \* > \*\*You seem to be caught up now. > > Do ya have time for one for me??? \*\* For you **wring** , who has to deal with society’s _darker_ elements, it could only be; [li][**Tofu and Black Mushrooms in Black Bean Sauce**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=902309#post902309)[/li]_Chinese Main Course_ [sup]Submitted by MikeG[/sup] [sup]PS: BE CAREFUL NOT TO _BLACK_ OUT WHILE EATING THIS![/SUP] ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/130 "2001-01-06T01:02:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*Will you name a recipe after me too? \*\* If _bad_ is _good_ for **hypergirl** then these enchiladas have to be the _baddest_ in the land; [li][**Chicken Enchiladas**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=882346#post882346)[/li]_Mexican Main Course_ [sup]Submitted by Zenster[/sup] [sup]PS: YOUR GUESTS WILL BE _GREEN_ WITH ENVY WHEN THIS HITS THE TABLE.[/SUP] ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/131 "2001-01-06T02:05:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zenster \* > \*\*For you **wring** , who has to deal with society’s _darker_ elements, it could only be; > [li][**Tofu and Black Mushrooms in Black Bean Sauce**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=902309#post902309)[/li]_Chinese Main Course_ > [sup]Submitted by MikeG[/sup] > [sup]PS: BE CAREFUL NOT TO _BLACK_ OUT WHILE EATING THIS![/SUP] \*\* Ummmmm! love it! I love 'shrooms, black beans, cooking in a wok! excellent choice! thanks! Exclamation point! ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/132 "2001-01-08T03:52:52Z")
Mister **B**! You are so welcome here. Ask and you shall receive… [sup]I’m not trying to make things tough, just paying respect. [/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/133 "2001-01-08T14:29:19Z")
Is this still an ongoing activity? Wonderful! Zenster, could I have a pretty easy going recipe thats easy to make and provides enough nutrition to make up for being a college student? ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/134 "2001-01-08T16:07:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zenster \* > Mister **B**! You are so welcome here. Ask and you shall receive… **Zenster,** my man! By all means, I would be delighted to have a recipe named after me! Lay it on me. [aside] Things are pretty much back to normal around here, although I’m still pissed off at the universe. [/aside] ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/135 "2001-01-08T17:09:33Z")
I forgot to mention that I cook primarily Italian, Creole, and Chinese, although sometimes it’s hard to tell which I had in mind. Thanks **Zen.** ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/136 "2001-01-08T21:06:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > \*\*Is this still an ongoing activity? Wonderful! > > Zenster, could I have a pretty easy going recipe thats easy to make and provides enough nutrition to make up for being a college student? \*\* Potatoes and other yummy goodies surrounded by _golden, fleecey_ scrambled eggs. This dish is _engineered_ to satisfy a _scholar’s_ appetite for knowledge without going _overboard_; [li][**Omelette**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=793014#post793014)[/li]_Breakfast Scramble_ [sup]Submitted by Bumbazine[/sup] [sup]PS: YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE AN _EINSTEIN_ TO FIGURE OUT HOW TASTY THIS IS![/sup] ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/137 "2001-01-09T03:39:01Z")
Um, Zenster… [sub][sup] [meek voice] Did you forget me? [/meek voice] [/sub][/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/138 "2001-01-09T04:29:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > \*\*Um, Zenster… > [sub][sup] > [meek voice] > Did you forget me? > [/meek voice] > [/sub][/sup] \*\* I am so sorry **racinchikki** , I beg your pardon. You get the first recipe gift certificate: §------------§  **G** OOD **F** OR **O** NE **R** ECIPE\*\* §------------§ Please choose the style and course (as in Italian dessert, German main) of recipe that you would like and I will generate one specifically for you. I recall you needing it to be simple because of your small kitchen, so I will compensate for that. I have a killer potato salad that I’m thinking would be perfect for you. Let me know. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/139 "2001-01-09T06:17:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bumbazine \* > \*\* **Zenster,** my man! By all means, I would be delighted to have a recipe named after me! Lay it on me. \*\* This one’s for you **Bumbazine**. Some savory fare from the Far East for the _North West_. A quick _analysis_ will prove this _system_ is one way to feed an army with ease. [li][**Wonton**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1036917#post1036917)[/li]_Chinese Dumplings_ [sup]Submitted by Zenster[/sup] [sup]PS: ALL OTHERS WILL _FOLD_ THEIR HANDS WHEN THIS GETS TO THE TABLE.[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269/140 "2001-01-09T14:25:42Z")
Thank you Zenster – Yes, I have quite the small kitchen. A main course’d be great, I have a severe lack of them in my cookbook (all I have is desserts. Dozens of them). Style? Well, in my mother’s kitchen, “style” means “basted or fried?” It’s heartbreaking. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-a-recipe-named-for-you-by-zenster/47269.md?page=8)