# Get Diagnosed At Dr. Paprika's Drop In Psychiatric Clinic

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-diagnosed-at-dr-paprikas-drop-in-psychiatric-clinic/57566>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 11, 2001, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-diagnosed-at-dr-paprikas-drop-in-psychiatric-clinic/57566 "2001-03-11T19:00:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-diagnosed-at-dr-paprikas-drop-in-psychiatric-clinic/57566/41 "2001-03-19T05:33:07Z")

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Doc, I need your help.

I can’t help editing posts. At the drop of a hat I eliminate double-postings, correct mis-spellings, and sometimes I even move them to other forums! Instead of minding my own business, I insert notes in other peoples posts, actually _warning_ them when I think they’ve posted inappropriately.  
I coorespond with others who do the same thing on a regular basis, but it only seems to re-enforce my behavior.

What can I do?

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-diagnosed-at-dr-paprikas-drop-in-psychiatric-clinic/57566/42 "2001-03-19T06:21:12Z")

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Doc, you just gotta help me. I have this minor obsession with leather. Don’t know why, I just do, love the feel of it, love the smell of it, just love the stuff. It’s even take the place of my minor obsession with handcuffs, now I’d like a leash. I know kitty cats shouldn’t like leashes but I’m a special kitty aren’t I? A Princess Kitty with a pretty halo and a crown and… well I’m jusdt special right? Even if I do flirt with all the guys that I know and I can’t help hugging random people. It isn’t my fault that all those guys laugh at me when I try to use my pathetic “self defense” karate skills on them that I learned at school and then I have to hug them to get them to quit it, or poke their tummies. What’s my problem Doc?

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-diagnosed-at-dr-paprikas-drop-in-psychiatric-clinic/57566/43 "2001-03-19T08:54:54Z")

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Uh, Doc? I think I’ll take this one. 😉

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